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Studio: Brazzers » Review by cyber5 » Review Date: 5/8/18


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genres: All Sex, Big Boobs, Vignettes
 
Directors: Uncredited  

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Cast:  Julia Ann, Nicole Aniston, Phoenix Marie, Peta Jensen, Anna Bell Peaks, Luna Star, Richelle Ryan, Kianna Dior, Jordi El Nino Polla, Sean Lawless, Danny D, Keiran Lee, Toni Ribas
 
Length: 2 hours 56 minutes
 
Date of Release: April 30, 2018
 
Extras: Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap, Web Access. Menu-Selectable Trailers

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Bonus Scene: Kianna Dior, Charles Dera, Xander Corvus "Happy Canada Day, Eh?" 34:34 mins

Charles and Xander play the McFrenzy brothers, hosts to a show "Great Fucking Country" being broadcast on Canada Day. The topics of the day are maple syrup and beer, with a dash of moose cock thrown in for canned laughs. Following the basic premise of the show it is based on, these hosers get put in their place by their guest, Kianna. That place, of course, is filling her holes with Canadian cock after she drenches herself in syrup and fucks herself with an empty beer bottle. It's a fun scene all around, featuring good sex, a hot babe and two studs that can continue their comedic roles while banging away.

Kianna Dior
 
Condoms: None
 
Audio/Video Quality: Varies by scene, mostly high-quality video capture with an anamorphic widescreen presentation. Mic handling noise present in some scenes which is fairly annoying at times.
 
Overview: Including the bonus scene, it's a collection of 6 somewhat scripted scenes curated from the brazzers.com website. A member should be familiar with the material but non-members may enjoy this curated collection as it offers a nice, diverse collection of scenes with a number of different cockstars and starlets.
 
Scene 1: Julia Ann, Phoenix Marie, Richelle Ryan, Jordi El Nino Polla (Cumming To America)

Foursome
 
Julia Ann is having a BBQ, complete with all of her hottie friends shaking their assets in Slo-mo because this is porn, you know? Her daughter brings her boyfriend over and the ladies are all over him. Phoenix kindly shows him to the bathroom where she's impressed with the size of his cock and decides to blow him but is interrupted by Richelle who proceeds to get her box munched once Phoenix heads back to the grill. She then drags him into a bedroom and lets him titty fuck her before she does the boner bounce. She's in the midst of shaking her ass on his cock when Phoenix comes in and kicks her off his pole so she can ride.

Foursome
 
Jordi jackhammers into her, Ryan lending a helping hand to Marie's booty as she bounces. Phoenix doesn't mind sharing and lets her friend take another ride. Phoenix does some dirty talking to the young Spaniard and then climbs on for her second turn when Julia Ann walks in and yanks her off so she can have a turn on her daughter's boyfriend. Julia Ann has her gal pals twerk beside her as she rides in reverse and lets them take another shot at his pole. They turn the cock time trading into a game before they join forces in a three-way BJ that has them staring into the lens POV-style. That morphs into a face-siting, box licking, dick riding free-for-all that has the young cockster giving each of their holes equivalent time in one position or another. The ladies stack themselves on top of one another but that position really doesn't work out for Jordi that well and he ends up banging himself to a finish while in Richelle, the ladies lining up for a 3 spurt facial finale.
 

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The foursome head outside for a final interaction with "the daughter" and jumping in the pool for some extro tease fun.
 
This scene features a bunch of big-breasted star power having a lot of fun with the Euro-newcomer who has been dominating the amateur ranks across the ocean and has landed in America to play in the big leagues. He seemed to hold his own but I think he might not have been quite ready to take on this bevy of beauties just quite yet. The scene really didn't work for me.
 
Scene 2: Anna Bell Peaks, Sean Lawless (Tits Out Like A Light)

Anna Bell Peaks
 
Sean's been waiting patiently all week for his wife to give up the nookie but she's tired yet again and rolls over for some shuteye, shutting him down in the process. Luckily for him, Anna Bell is a succubus that will come to his rescue. Bathed in blue light, our pink-haired seductress proceeds to throat Lawless as his wife lies sleeping next to them. She talks dirty as she takes a breath, or rubs his cock between her boobs. That almost gets him in trouble as his wife stirs but falls back into slumber as Peaks gets ready to ride, his wife magically disappearing much to his surprise and enjoyment.

Anna Bell Peaks
 
Anna Bell continues her dirty banter, coaxing him further into his porn star fantasy as she bounces on his rod and then presents herself legs wide so he can lick and finger her. Her eyes and piercings gleam in the blue light as he works her bare-shaven box. Lawless is ready for some more banging and takes her in spoon, Anna Bell spouting words of encouragement. Peaks' jugs jiggle around as she gets jammed, Sean moving to the bedside so he can deliver long, deep strokes into her. They trade some oral favors, Anna Bells' slit on display front and center while she blows him and then poof...the wife wakes up to catch him masturbating. Disgusted, she goes back to sleep and Anna Bell reappears to finish him off with her mouth and a rapid jerk that results in a load to her cheek.  
 
Peaks fans will like this one unless you want to hear her dirty talk and their dialog (there is some dialog during the sex) which will mean you have to turn this way up and suffer through a not insignificant amount of mic handling noise.
 
Scene 3: Luna Star, Danny D (Hot, Hot, Heatwave)

Luna Star
 
Danny and his girl are suffering from a heatwave with no AC and he starts to hallucinate a bit and heads to the kitchen for some water. That's where he finds a version of Luna in white panties and a shirt that's about to become see-thru as she rubs ice on herself, each drop captured in slo-mo, and an additional slo-mo shot of an ice cube shooting out of her slit which prompts him to drench her in ice water as a spacey-Mexican-western guitar track swells. He's deep into his hallucination when his girl comes in and figures out he has a fever and sends him upstairs for a shower where his visions continue. Those visions include Luna soaking herself with the handheld showerhead and fucking his cock with her D-cups.

Luna Star
 
Soon enough, she's perched on the edge of the tub, giving him a two-handed slurp and jerk in POV. She strips down, presenting herself in doggie balancing between the commode and the tub. Her eyes get huge as he shoves his long shaft into her. They rotate around, his cock still inside of her until she is standing above him as he sits on the toilet so she can slide up and down on his shaft. They move on to a standing slam and continue the session on the floor between the bedroom and the bathroom, where astute viewers will notice the door has been temporarily removed! Having the door out of the way actually makes for a great shot from both front and back during her ride, without the fear of it banging into the wall or pinching a finger as she grips the jamb. Danny yanks her into the bedroom, folding her in half, upside-down on the floor to have a snack, do some deep fingering and some eye-widening piledriving that has her whimpering mostly unintelligible compliments as he drives deeper and deeper. They swap some spit as he rams into her faster and faster in a more traditional position and then he pulls out to deliver a series of massive streams from her crotch to the wall behind her, all captured in slow motion exquisiteness for your enjoyment.

Fans of Luna Star will enjoy this one! Some positions are a bit acrobatic and some just look great on film!
 
Scene 4: Peta Jensen, Keiran Lee, Toni Ribas (Pass The Peta)

Peta Jensen
 
We find Peta doing a very traditional strip and tease sequence in a super-saturated colorful opening on a hill overlooking Porn Valley, her assets captured once again in slo-mo as the drumbeat hastens and some synths join the party. Cut to her on a bed in a pretty lilac bra and panty set where Toni's dead set on blindfolding her for some kinky fun. She gets the idea - a dick is going into her mouth as she kneels and then a video fuckup happens, it gets all pixelated and jumps right into her no longer blindfolded with Toni ramming her in spoon while she blows Lee. Next thing you know, she's riding Keiran like the wind, with Ribas' rod stuffed down her throat, the guys not letting her pause for a second without a reprimand.

Peta Jensen

Toni lies down and she moves her rodeo skills to him, the boys reddening her ass with their hands as they pass her back and forth between their boners. She gets casually scolded while trying to take a breath by walking around the bed while she swaps cocks, a hand wrapped around her throat, another smacking her smiling face as Toni finger fucks her sloshy hole and then bangs his balls against her ass. The sweaty trio continues their fuck session at a furious pace, Laughing as they trade places, Jensen unflinching as they drive hard and deep right up until she has a body-shaking orgasm. Lee's the first to give in, unloading on her face at her request as she begs for Toni to fill her pussy up, which he does. A massive milky stream gushes out of her as he pulls out and she says next time it should be three guys.
 
Scene 5: Nicole Aniston, Bill Bailey (The Stranger)  

Nicole Aniston
 
I'm not going to say much about this scene other than Nicole looks fabulous and she gets a good dicking along with some tongue from Bill and gives him some good head along with a great fuck session. There's a cinematic element to one part of it and a bit of catsuit-stylized tease in another. It is totally plot based and pretty much anything I say will give up the storyline which is fun.

Nicole Aniston

Fans of Aniston will appreciate the lighting that falls upon her incredibly toned body and the angles from which she is captured. At times, it is hard to take your eyes off of hers, there is a fire in them that plays very well to the overall scripted theme.

This was probably my favorite scene of the disc! Good job you two, you both rocked your parts!
 
Final Thoughts: It's definitely not designed to be consumed in one fell swoop. On a scene by scene basis, it offers up a nice selection of material for your viewing eyes to choose from. There's some comedy, some drama, but mostly it's all about some sex! Hot women get railed in scripted setups that vary from really thin plots to actually funny scripts and more. Overall, it's a nice collection of material if you don't count the audio/visual snafus that I mentioned in each scene. It will ultimately cost you more to purchase on a per-scene basis unless you are a brazzers.com member than it will to buy the disc, which is why I'm putting it in the Recommended category. If you're a thrifty shopper you can find it at a good price as a disc or get a deal on a trial membership to the site. Check it out.


 ~cyber5  Tweet me.



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