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Abuse Me 1

Studio: Girlfriends Films » Review by cyber5 » Review Date: 5/22/18

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genres: All Sex

Director: Who knows


Cast: Ryland Ann, Kharlie Stone, Nina North, Sally Squirt, Chris Strokes, J-Mac, Karlo Karrera

Length: 49:47 minutes

Date of Release: April 3, 2018

Extras: Stills, Menu-Selectable Trailers

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Fair to meh.

Overview: Four scenes from Two Thumbs Productions which seems to be some division of BangBros. The website updates seem sparse at best, so that may be your first clue as to whether you want to check into this...

Scene 1: Nina North & Chris Strokes 49:47 minutes

Nina North

In the "long" scene on the disc, Chris comes to a totally trashed house, Nina not having cleaned it up from "girls night". She's very apologetic and starts picking up trash and then goes into another room to sulk. That's where Chris pins her against the wall and begins her punishment, North kneeling on the floor in her hoodie and blowing him. That switches to his POV for a bit and then he has her remove some clothing so he can touch her body as he throat fucks her.

Nina North

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He takes her for a romp on an ottoman, stuffing her panties in her mouth before turning over to lick her booty. His finger gets inserted into that booty while he takes her in doggie and then they reposition to showcase her tits flailing as she gets hammered. She rides both ways in cowgirl, his fingers again probing her ass. There's a point where he's jerking his cock and fingering her butt hole and you think she's about to get rear-ended but nope. He ends up jerking off in her mouth.

Scene 2: Kharlie (Spelled Charlie in Scene Selection) Stone & J-Mac 23:13 minutes

J-Mac comes home to an awaiting Kharlie who jumps into his arms, wrapping her legs around his waist. He asks her if she's ever sucked cock before and when she says "yeah" he whips it out and puts it in her mouth, slapping her face with it as it gets harder. She does a bit of "yoga" as she blows him, the ambient audio and lighting/shadow problems becoming distracting.

Kharlie Stone

She doesn't look comfortable as some abrupt edits take us to doggie, her man stripping as they slam. She looks just as uncomfy in missionary and reverse cowgirl, never mind the piledriver and aerial but she does get a facial with her eyes closed, JMac making her open them after splashdown.

Scene 3: Ryland Ann & ? 14:20 minutes

Ryland Ann

This scene opens abruptly to Ryland blowing a guy. Could be anyone, really. Edits quickly bring her to a different BJ position and then a missionary plowing with her panties in her mouth to muffle her screams. They go through a series of positions which they both seem to enjoy much more than I do. Honestly, I lost interest about 30 seconds in. After some hardcore romping in those positions, it ends as quickly as it started - with him dripping into her mouth as she kneels.

Scene 4: Sally Squirt & Karlo Karrera 13:50 minutes

Sally Squirt

Similar to the last scene, this one opens up to Sally getting slammed by Karlo, his hand gripping her hair. When she starts to blow him, he asks to see her teeth, which are sporting braces. She gets panties stuffed in her mouth and gets nailed with her tiny ass pointed skyward.
He manhandles her around, from one position to another, Sally never looking too thrilled with the action.

Final Thoughts: Films like these are one of the things we are here for - to keep you, the discerning porn viewer, from spending any hard earned cash on them! The lack of attention to detail in these scenes, the abrupt edits, the carelessness with which people are (or are not) credited leaves me only one choice. Skip It, even at a bargain basement price.

 ~cyber5  Tweet me.

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