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Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2017

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Impale-her » Review Date: 6/2/18

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Directors:  Dreadneck

Cast: Alexis Monroe, Mick Blue, Honey Gold, Markus Dupree Jill Kassidy, Karlee Grey

Length: 123 minutes

Date of Production: December 13, 2017 

Extras: Cumshot Recap


Audio/Video Quality: All very good no complaints.


Body of Review: From Elegant Angel presents 2hrs of skimpy clad bikini women stripping it off for hard cocks and plenty hardcore slamming sex.

Before I begin this review, I should state this film is definitely outside the normal wheelhouse, as it’s listed as a Gonzo, I usually prefer slow building, and something substance. The opening of the film had an extensive intro of women showing off to the camera and clips of the upcoming scenes.

Scene One:  Alexis Monroe, Mick Blue


Alexis appears, first doing a so-called shimmy dance, not quite twerking it rather swaying her hips and showing off her bare ass. A quick cut to her pulled on her knees and then appears Mick and proceeds to first gag on his cock, and a little ball sucking, followed by more variations of a blow job. Now if it appears I am rushing not giving a detail, it’s because the scene rushes too, there’s no passion, no care, it all appears as quick scene, and going through motions, yes, it’s an adult film, but that caressing goes a long to bring arousal and interest. Mick gives a lengthy outwork but never feels connected to Alexis, he fucks her in just about every position, with pause for another cocksucking, but again feels misplaced, but in the end, she coos for his goo, and savors on her tits, fingertips and mouth.

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Scene Two:  Honey Gold, Markus Dupree


Honey, laying on the edge of an infinity pool in bright color blue bikini and splashes water on tits, as dance music plays in the background, she enjoys caressing her nipples and licking her lips, taking a moment to touch her pussy. She then gets on all fours and her ass to the camera bucks her body, giving a hint of how she wants to be fucked. Honey dresses once again in her bikini and in a room, and crawls on a couch to suck on Markus’ thick dick, then a sloppy and not attractive gagging suck fest, the sounds, at least to me, a tad nauseating. (Muted the sound). She does a quick ball lick but returns to a sobering sucking. They then get into the 69 position only to rush through that, and Markus fucks her extremely and excessively aggressive, in which (and I didn’t find arousing and or erotic) he rubs her pussy roughly until she squirts multiple times and the begins to face slap her many times, followed by a brief choking, and later presses his right foot against the side of the face. I fast forward to the next scene.  


Scene Three:  Jill Kassidy, Markus Dupree


Jill does look very attractive in her red bikini, she gives a glowing look to the camera, and does a striptease all to the camera, a hard cut to the action in a room on her hands and knees she’s aggressively face fucked, complete with gagging, and some ball licking/sucking. Soon enough Markus making his second appearance without care, or passion aggressively fucks Jill in every possible position even a ridiculous reverse piledrive (I had to look it up, so bizarre), the oddness of it, makes Jill appear as gumby and fucking in it doesn’t last long.



Of course, more slapping, not very appealing, and it finally a splash of cum to her tits, and a steady cumshot to her nose, mouth and tongue. 


Scene Four: Karlee Grey, Mick Blue


Once again as the previous actress Karlee does a striptease act in the pool along with a closeup of her playing very, very briefly with her pussy, and another twirl to jiggling her ass and followed by more ass play. Karlee gives Mick’s dick a thorough going over, as strokes his meaty manhood, and sucks in every inch of his tool. She gives the proper meaning to cock worship, savoring his shaft especially working her tongue over the head of the cock. Though could definitely do without the spits and blowing bubbles with it. Mick makes sure once again to nail every required position, but all feels ‘going through the motions’ no connection between them to translate to the viewer, he does munch on her pussy and seems to do some ass eating later too. Karlee swallows his cum as she takes all his balls have to offer, with an eagerness that seems missing from the rest of the film. However, for me the unnecessary roughness too much to hold my attention.


Summary: This was my first and last gonzo flick, it truly has not appeal to me or interest, perhaps others likely find this of pleasure, I don’t, I couldn’t find much to redeem my interest. The aggressive face slapping and feet to the face, just becomes a lost for me.


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