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Fuck 'Em All 3

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/23/02

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Fuck 'Em All 3

Digital Playground

Genre: All Sex, outdoor sex, inter-racial, anal

Director: Professor Mike

Cast: Tabitha Stevens, Shawna Edwards, Van Damage, Dick Nasty, Jack Hammer, Lola, Jade Marcela, Cheyne Collins, Jon Dough, Alana Evans, Kaylynn, Diana DeVoe, Randy Spears, Sean Michaels

Length: 95 minutes

Date of Production: 10/25/99

Extra's: photogallery/slide show, CREDITS!

Audio/Video Quality: While the settings should have made for a great picture quality, the video looks pixelated more often than not-reminding me of a VCD. It wasn't the end of the world but it was present enough to bug me. The audio, except for some wind noise, was pretty good.

Body of Review: Fuck 'Em All 3 was the third and last of the series that featured the lovely Tabitha. If you like her performances elsewhere, you'll probably like this one more than I did. For the most part, I find her fun to watch but some of the time she gets on my nerves. Such was the case here.

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The show started off with her on a toilet, claiming to be taking a dump. While there is a limited market niche for stuff like that, I'm not part of it. Regardless, they didn't show her bowels being vacated so even fans of that stuff will be disappointed. In this volume, she dropped the premise from the earlier shows where she pretended the scenes were based on what fans wrote to her about. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast member:

Scene One: Tabitha and Shawna, both looking good, took care of ancient Dick and much younger Van by an outdoor pool. The sex included oral, vaginal, and some anal but it wasn't anything special since there was no chemistry.

Scene Two: Tabitha screwed Jack in an orchard this time while playing hide & seek. If you like guys with many, many tattoo's, Jack's your man. Mostly oral by Tabitha and some vaginal sex before she took a face/mouthful of goo. Take note, her oral skills were exceptional but the scene only rarely seemed more than okay.

Scene Three: This scene started at the beach before the police stepped in so they took to the hills. As such, Tabitha, sweet looking Lola, okay Jade, Jon and Cheyne had a scene that was again mostly oral, a bit of vaginal and some anal. The picture looked better here but the wind noise was bothersome. Like the rest of the scenes, the camerawork was lacking so the scene suffered.

Scene Four: Tabitha, Kaylynn, the Jill Kelly look-a-like Alana, Diana, Randy and Sean had a scene in a park outdoors. It had oral, vaginal, and some anal and actually had a bit more heat than the other scenes.

Summary: The biggest gripe I had, apart from the video quality and lack of extras, was that none of the sex seemed very warm. The least attractive gal here was still above average and they have all had better scenes elsewhere. The outdoor locations combined with a cast like this "should have" yielded better results but for some reason, no one seemed really into it this time.

If you have a major woody for some of the performers, try it as a rental but it's easy to see why the series folded. Heck, the first volume's audio commentary was better than that volume but this one had no such saving grace. Luckily, for fans that is, Tabitha went on to bigger and better movies after this one. Digital Playground makes much better releases too so time has a way of improving things.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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