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Swallow My Pride #2
Swallow My Pride 2
Red Light District
Genre: Oral, Swallowing, Anal
Director: Brandon Iron
Cast: Gala Cruz, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Renee Pornero, Steve Holmes, Jasmine Lynne, Brandon Iron, Angel Long, Ashley Moore, Jamie Woods, Andrew Rivera, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Robbie James, Scott Lyons, Steve Holmes, Steven French, Trevor, Trikky, Pat Myne, Phil Oliver, Jeremy Steele, Juan Cuba, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Mark Wood, Brian Surewood, Chris Charming, Dick Nasty, Dillion, Erv, Frazer
Length: 139.5 minutes
Date of Production: 11/7/02
Extra's: 6.5 minute long behind the scenes feature, 11.5 minute boner footage, photogallery, 20 trailers
Audio/Video Quality: The video was crisp and clear with no visible flaws. The audio had no problems that were apparent to me (heck the movie was pretty absorbing).
Body of Review: Red Light District has been around for only a year and already the word is out that they are the obvious successors to the "Buttman" throne. At the AVN show, more than a few people pointed out that RLD had taken the real prize by besting Evil Angel in almost every way. Comments included that the lighting and camera work are much better, the sex more hardcore, and the women look better. Call me a skeptic but I'm pretty fond of the folks at EA-having seen how far they've come in the last several years in everything from better dvd extras to making dvds that don't freeze up like they used to. The kicker came when another fan of hardcore told me the final proof was in the awards-that Fashionistas won so many was the last nail in the coffin that EA had become old news. His sentiments were repeated by others to nods of approval. RLD is full of a bunch of hungry, sex crazed people who take a no_holds_barred approach to hardcore. They are also a lot younger and better educated on the technical stuff than the mainstays at EA. I still have my doubts but every time I see a new RLD dvd on sale for almost half what EA dvds go for, my loyalties are sorely tested.
In Swallow My Pride 2, we have Brandon Irons and his group of friends ready to show some swallowing action. That there's also a bunch of pussy and ass screwing, not to mention DP's, ATM's, and other assorted kinky sex is almost an after thought. The women all swallow multiple loads with ease and all but one takes it in the butt. The cool thing about this action is that the women seem to enjoy themselves (whether it's their fine acting skills or genuine taste for semen is not important) and they look good. Unlike many other companies that exhibit extreme action, the women hired here all looked energetic with clear eyes and a sense of purpose. That purpose was to drain the pants pythons of 24 or so men. I'm here to tell you that they swallowed enough come to populate the world too. Here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast:
Scene One: Gala, a brunette with a moderately attractive face and petite body told Brandon how much she wanted to swallow some jizz. She then shows us that actions speak louder than words and gets the guys off in a variety of ways. As a treat, Brandon got in on the action in what gave the appearance of one of those virtual sex dvds. Not a bad freebie considering how much those suckers cost. (pun intended)
Scene Two: Renee, also sporting black hair and a smallish body, proves she has what it takes to come back for more. Fans of pierced nipples will appreciate her small, natural chest with the rods going through it. I really liked her ass and ability to use it. Of course she didn't let us down and swallowed a bunch of load too.
Scene Three: Jasmine, a gal I wasn't really familiar with until now, was also quite a trooper. I'll have to check her work out soon although I'm not a fan of the ass to mouth (ATM) stuff she did here.
Scene Four: Angel Long, a recent favorite of mine displayed her oral talents to a group of men. I recognized most of them by their dicks which is a scary thought. Luckily, I'm secure with who I am and knew that she was the focus of my viewing pleasure. Like the other women here, she did a good job of swallowing and the anal at the end was brutally hot.
Scene Five: This was the scene I had been looking to watch when I got this one. It had two attractive blondes, including RLD regular Ashley Moore and newcomer Jamie Woods. Both gals were hot looking-check out Jamie on the dvd cover. Whew! Now, we've all probably seen hot looking women who were lame performers, right? Well, I think these two have nothing to worry about in that they took on a crowd of guys, swallowed them whole, and then fucked themselves silly. I would've been happy with the two of them playing with each other for the whole scene but they included what seemed like every guy RLD has ever had in a movie here. Jamie made a name for herself here and went beyond what Ashley would do by taking anal and a DP but both were hot!
Summary: The scenes had tease, hardcore sex, attractive women who enjoy sex, and the kind of production values that far too many gonzo companies are unable to consistently provide. I think it speaks volumes that a reviewer like myself, who prefers features and less hardcore action, rose to the occasion for almost the entire show. Is RLD the king of the pack these days? I don't know for sure but if I were making movies at a competing company, I'd be rethinking my marketing plan or getting ready to change careers. Heck, the biggest whine I've heard about this one is that a few people had trouble using their fast forward button if they accessed the direct to sex action feature provided. I guess my question to them would be why are they fast forwarding or skipping any of the action in the first place? My Toshiba dvd player is arguably one of the most temperamental pieces of dvd technology in the world and it has no problems with the feature. The chapter selection and skipping work fine if I need them too. This type of porn is the kind you either love or hate (even I'm starting to come around on it), and no one who really likes it is going to cheat themselves of all the eye candy going on here.
Okay, I highly recommend this to fans of ultra hardcore porn as it shows all the action you could possibly want to see with women you want to see doing it. The guys aren't beer_gutted old parolee's like you'll see elsewhere and the lighting is much better than the competition. If, on the other hand, you prefer feature porn and don't like the hard style portrayed here, you probably will want to skip it. I've been learning to like this stuff recently (although I still like feature porn more) and can see where it appeals to a lot of people. I'll be curious to see where RLD is a year from now if they keep up this momentum. The writing's on the wall, and it's not looking good for the competition.
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