Rocco's Fuckin' Funny: Special Extended Version

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Rocco Siffredi

Cast: Cindy Black, Rocco Siffredi, Kid Jamaica, Michael Chapman, Judy White, Alina Sun, Demi Cool, Sindy, Michael, Peter, Steve, Antonyo, Rudolf, Diesel, Joy, Nico, Atis, Nico Blade, Kevin, David, Denis, Geco, Ma Mandarin, Matthias, Lady Domper, Leslie, Tifany, Jenny Blair, Daria Glower, Angelica

Length: 185.5 minutes

Date of Production: 2/20/2004

Extra's: Evil Angel is known for having some of the best extras, usually focusing on extra sex footage, in the porn industry. This makes spending the extra money their releases cost a bit easier to swallow, if you catch my drift. This two disc release was no exception to that rule and the 38 minutes of deleted footage included on the second disc alone was better than most of the extras other companies include these days. There was also the usual cast list (super valuable for reviewers I might add), filmographies, 2 fetish menu action selection menus, a biography for Rocco Siffredi, and a photogallery. The really cool thing though was that this was in addition to a very lengthy feature, something you just don't find these days on a regular basis.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot. The lighting varied a lot here, mostly from the harsh outdoor light to the soft lighting inside; each with its own problems. The indoor lighting was too low and that caused some grain and video noise while the outdoor sun caused some washing out of the skin tones and other colors but the camera work was pretty refined for a Rocco movie and the impression I got of the whole thing was that some amount of planning went into the scenes, even if they weren't designed to look like it. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but the vocals were limited to the men in most cases (in keeping with the story and the cast's ability to speak English). The vocals were clear, if low at times, and the sound effects not bad although audio wasn't the top focal point of the production if you catch my drift.

Body of Review: With his announcement earlier this year that he was going to retire, Rocco Siffredi sent a wave of ripples throughout the porn industry. After all, the man is something of a legend across the world and is one of the most well known faces in porn today. Rocco's evolution from nice guy to rough sex aside, he has done it all and opened a number of doors for others wishing to do the same. A number of contemporary porn directors have expressed their gratitude to the man for his vision over the years and it's a shame that he's going away (at least for now) given the strength of his recent movies. Much like fellow Evil Angel director Randy West, he is seeking to leave now before he becomes a parody of himself, a choice I have to respect as a man as much as a reviewer. Until his actual retirement date though, we will still be fortunate enough to see some great porn, certainly being the case with his latest release, Rocco's Fuckin' Funny: Special Extended Version. The movie is a series of vignettes where Rocco learns all about a guy known as The Preacher, a black guy with a need to perform in front of an audience in any capacity. The two hit it off and immediately set out to have some silly adventures before nailing some major hotties and here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action for you:

Scene One: The Preacher: Cindy, a very attractive brunette with a lean but killer body, and Rocco had the first scene here. Initially, there was some tease footage as she walked down the street and I wondered when the sex would start but the comedy aspect of the show, a black preacher doing his thing trying to convert tourists (who obviously didn't have a clue about what he was saying) onto a proper path. In any case, Cindy and Rocco went back to a room and she began stripping to make him hot. It had the same effect on me and it was mere moments before he was getting some great head from her. They then screwed with a bit of energy but the scene was very short (especially considering the length of the movie). To be fair, her sleek body and good looks could've coaxed a load out of me without any physical contact at all so I can't get too upset that he popped off in no time.

Scene Two: The Preacher 2: Cindy, still looking great in her fishnet stockings and pink apparel, took on the preacher and his disciple (Kid and Michael) on the couch. Rocco's movies have long had an interracial component to them which is no surprise since he's not one to shy away from anything fans want to see. The guys gave her some head and she returned it before they took turns with boning her in several positions. There was a bit of anal sex too and it ended with a couple of frothy facials but again, the scene was shorter than I thought it would be. In all though, it was another very warm scene with plenty to enjoy on a repeat basis.

Scene Three: The Nightclub Story: Judy, Alina, Demi Cool, Sindy, Michael, Peter, Steve, Antonyo, Rudolf, Diesel, Joy, Nico, Atis, Nico Blade, Kevin, David, Denis, Geco, Ma, Matthias, Lady, and Leslie were up next in a large orgy scene. Keeping track of the cast wasn't easy but the good news is that all of the ladies were hot looking and willing to do whatever it took to get their partners off. There was some story between the scenes and much of it was very cute, nearly sidesplitting on occasion, but I'd have loved a feature where you could skip the story to get right down to the sex. There was a ton of oral, major amounts of straight sex and reams of anal with all the twists for your viewing pleasure this time and the scene went on forever. If you could only watch one orgy this year, this would be it! The orgy scene also had some side events where the women took care of some of the guys in the back rooms but I don't want to spoil it for you by giving you a laundry list as other reviewers (elsewhere) might. Wow!

Scene Four: Café Express: Tiffany, Jenny, and Rocco had a scene after he became enamored with them inside a café as he spoke with Michael (The Preacher). While the waitress wouldn't tell Rocco where the gals stayed, his pal knew and concocted a way to get into the grounds of the large estate by posing as a couple. Michael looked funny in drag and Rocco's mustache was a hoot (making him look like Mario in the popular Nintendo game) but once all was said and done, the sex was blazing hot. Beside the pool while the gals wore their fetish outfits (school girl and chains being the main look this time), Rocco got some action beside the pool. While I would've preferred seeing less ATM (ass to mouth), the energy level and chemistry was great. Combined with the look of the gals, the action made for a scene that will stick in my memory for a long time to come (so to speak).

Scene Five: Landscape: Daria, Tifany, Michael, and Rocco were up yet again on the grounds of the fabulous estate where Rocco got a lot of action. At times, I think he nearly lost his load way too early since he seemed taken aback at how fast they were screwing. From the slightly rougher sex to the tearing of outfits, the scene was something to behold compared to other releases although it wasn't the best sex of the show. There was a lot of oral, straight and anal sex (with the trimmings) but the gals seemed distracted at times, making me wonder what was behind the camera. I did appreciate the point of view sex here since it gave the appearance of the gal going down on me. In all, while not a terrific scene, still a good one to enjoy if this is your type of thing.

Scene Six: Atrium: Angelica, Sindy, and Rocco had the last scene that started in the garden but moved inside fairly quickly as he wanted to explore them in the comfort of his sheltered living room. The mid-day sun was admittedly a bit harsh on the women, and the camera didn't take too kindly to it at all but the lean gals seemed to be consummate professionals all the way. I think the playful nature of the scene was somewhat hampered when he began getting rough but you could almost see him wink at the camera as if to tell the audience that it was alright, they were just acting. The sexual antics were the same here as elsewhere with rimming, blowjobs, vaginal, anal, and ATM being somewhat common stuff to see but it wasn't a formulaic scene by any means. Keeping it fresh is what Rocco is all about so you can safely bet on his talent to overcome boredom.

Summary: Talk about a lot of fuck for the buck! This two disc set had more sex than almost any other release I've seen in a long, long time and while not all of it was perfect, even the weaker scenes were better than average. I'm going to give this one the rating it deserved, Highly Recommended, based on the hot looking and acting cast, the sex, and the sheer volume of blazingly good sexual activity. If ever quality met quantity, this was it and Rocco's fans will be treasuring this one for a long time to come. Any minor technical issues were not enough to dampen the heat here so check it out if you enjoy gonzo at its finest.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several domestic performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.