Tits Ahoy 3

Third Degree

Genre: Gonzo, Large Breasts

Director: Samson

Cast: Candy Manson, Mark Wood, Alexis Silver, Sascha, Adrianna Nicole, Mark Davis, Lisa Ann, Christian, Jenaveve Jolie, Ben English

Length: 133 minutes

Dates of Production: 1/29/2006 to 2/13/2006

Extras: The best extra was the 23.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showed the ladies before, during, and after their scenes. The anecdotes were short but there was extra sex and nudity, making it work for my tastes. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, a true double sided DVD cover, and trailers to movies like Crack Addict 5, Cum Beggars 4, Illegal Ass, Spanish Harlem, Up'R Class 3, Hand To Mouth 3, Finger Licking Good 2, and About Face 3.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Tits Ahoy 3 was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that it was shot in by cameraman/editor/lighting expert/music guy Mike Quasar for absentee director Samson to be released by Third Degree. Whether the director name is just another alias or simply another in a long line of credit stealing people in Mike's career, I can't say but I can say that it looked good. The colors were accurate, the grain minimal, and the camera angles solid with decent lighting most of the time. It had few rough edges but overall, I'd have to say that fans of gonzo porn (and Mike Quasar in particular) will find the ladies looking their best. Even the DVD mastering was handled with some care so there were no compression artifacts or mosquito noise present. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital with the vocals again set a bit too low for my tastes (in the BTS, I had it turned up so loudly that when the mike did pick up the audio, it blared to the point of distortion).

Body of Review: Mike Quasar is often considered the top directing talent at Zero Tolerance for the way he wears so many hats but fulfills all the duties better than the majority of people in the field. That he has a sense of humor about his craft makes him all the more interesting and his latest release for sister company Third Degree is Tits Ahoy 3. The movie was a tribute to the busty beauties we all love to see with five top notch scenes of ladies enjoying themselves to the best of their sexual abilities. With lots of tease, foreplay and screwing, the show had a lot to offer fans of hardcore porn. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Candy Manson, a busty bleach blonde with only a handful of titles released (but more than a handful of breast), was up first as she showered her attractive and curvy body. The lighting was pretty good here (difficult given the open windows above the large showering area) and she made the most of Mark Wood when he walked in on her. They felt each other up and she dropped to her knees to give him some oral loving, proving to be more than a passive cock socket as she playfully toyed with his member. There was precious little titty fucking at this point since he went right to her pussy from behind; notable because of the way she pushed back on his stroke for stroke. She was even more aggressive when riding on top of him, and the rest of the scenes served better to showcase her looks than anything else. It ended with a facial and served to show that she was a very solid performer, especially appealing to men that like curvy (but lean) women.

Scene Two: Alexis Silver, the slightly exotic English gal with mammoth mammaries, was up next as she played with her rhinestone studded collar and vinyl enclosed titties on the glass table top where she sat. Her DSLs and fishnet stockings also enhanced her look but it was when those suckers were released from her clothing that she proved to be at her best. She was an expert at teasing and her dirty talk was very pleasing too, getting Sascha all hot & bothered to do her as soon as he was allowed to. She was a sweet ride and watching her tig old bitties bouncing as she impaled herself in his lap gave me a warm fuzzy feeling inside me. Her oral wasn't bad but her ability to enthusiastically appreciate him in all ways was great. It ended when he popped a large load onto her breasts, marking a fine scene.

Scene Three: Adrianna Nicole, another big breasted bleach blonde, was up next as she carried through on the formula of teasing the camera to droning music in the living room. She had a few extra pounds on her frame that looked good on her and while she wasn't as large as Alexis in the chest department, they were a nice set. Her partner for the scene was a very tanned Mark Davis and she took his cock into her mouth without a word; keeping eye contact with him and servicing him at the same time. She was a decent cocksucker but he had some minor issues getting hard at first, eventually achieving that state by getting a lovely titty fuck for the lady. He gave her some minor licking and then she rode his cock in her ass as though she were into it; showing the same kind of aggressive bouncing some of the others did. She did vaginal as well and it was just as solid a ride but something about her anal really worked for me. It ended with the facial and served to make the first three scenes well worth checking out repeatedly.

Scene Four: Lisa Ann, a curvy brunette MILF that had some hack do her implants (we're talking Marty Feldman nipples, folks), was up next as she showered in a smaller, more contemporary bathroom. I've seen a few scenes with her of late and found her to be very skilled sexually, sporting the kind of sex drive that most straight men love to see in action. That said, after her solid tease footage, she worked with the next best thing as metrosexual Christian joined her. Being the most openly diverse guy in porn at the moment, he provided her with some oral attention that she returned in kind; using her mouth and breasts to get me as hard as he was in no time. She spent a lot of time with dirty talk and vaginally pouncing on his rod, sucking him to a frothy orgasm easily to end the scene.

Scene Five: Jenaveve Jolie, the beautiful Latina on the front DVD cover, was wisely chosen for the final scene as she has proven repeatedly that she can combine skill, looks, and sexual energy on a scale that befits a star performer. The tease was evidence of this but as playful and coy as she can be, Ben English sought to dominate her in the bed. His abusive style lacked finesse but she was more than capable of handling what he had to offer her, sucking and vaginally fucking him as she verbally coaxed out his good sized load. Seeing her glisten with sweat as she pounced on his dick was great and the ending facial handled well enough but this was a scene I wish lasted even longer given how well she took care of him.

Summary: Tits Ahoy 3 was another very appealing release by director Mike Quasar under the "Samson" name. I thought it was worth a rating of Recommended or better due to the casting, the technical qualities, and the replay strength of the scenes as well as the levels of fuck for the buck. If you're a fan of big tits and the cast, you might even want to rate it a notch higher though it didn't quite make it for me foe some varied (and minor) reasons. Regardless, anchors aweigh for quality of these floatation devices on the chests of the ladies and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.