Great Big Tits

Venom/Exquisite

Genre: Gonzo, Large Breasts

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Eva Angelina, Havanna Ginger, Talon, Davia Ardell, Sascha, Trina Michaels, Cheyne Collins, Candy Manson

Length: 138 minutes

Date of Production: 3/16/2006

Extras: My favorite extra was the 26.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature since it included a lot of time with the performers having sex, walking around nude, and telling Jordan and his attractive female producer all kinds of things (highlight was Eva hooking up for some off camera dating with her scene partner). There was a photogallery, a cumshot compilation from the scenes, and trailers to movies like Great Big Asses, Cream Filled 3, Absolute Ass 1, F-ing Teens, Cream Filled 1, and Absolute Ass 5, as well as a cardboard protective sleeve.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Great Big Tits was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for release by Venom/Exquisite. The lighting was solid in every scene here; one of the benefits of shooting in a vanilla location of a couch in a room. This meant he could control the levels of grain and video noise, banishing them as a result. I know some folks prefer having to guess which hole is being plundered in a gonzo shoot but I'm not one of them so kudos for a job well done. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies too, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was in English but the vocals were not easily heard by the cast in the movie (though some touching up in the BTS might've been a good idea too). The music wasn't a factor here and the background noises were rare here, keeping the focus on the show at large. I also took issue with the opening credits being separated from the main body of the movie since I couldn't access them once the DVD played them once (male credits might've been nice too).

Body of Review: Jordan Septo has been on my radar for some time now given the number of porno titles he's successfully handled under adverse conditions. His latest title reminded me of another flick I just watched the other day, Big Giant Titties 2, because of the title: Great Big Tits, the thematic sequel to Great Big Asses (a show I found especially hot and enjoyable). The idea, of course, was to showcase gals with very large breasts, typically enhanced substantially by modern cosmetic surgeons, with some tease and heated sex play before the ending pop shots landed on their faces and chests. What I found upon closer examination was a mixed bag of tricks (pun intended) so here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting no condoms were used:

Scene One: Eva Angelina, the busty cutie on the front DVD cover, wore her neon green bikini that did little to cover her ample augmentation as well as a muff buffer skirt and her glasses, as she teased the camera on the couch. To say she's prime grade hotty is to be too modest but aside from her physical appeal, she also benefits from her frisky manner of handling sexual encounters, as evidenced by the way she started blowing her partner as soon as he dropped his draws. It was a sloppy hummer that focused largely on her hand to gland combat style and slobbering mouth, but the titty slapping worked too. The guy was new (and uncredited) but his cut body and Ben Affleck face will be getting him laid a lot in porn if he can handle the pressures placed on him. She was so into him that she made plans to go out with him after the shoot (which translated into some seriously heated action onscreen). The oral was among the best I've seen in a while and this led to her impaling her pussy on his rod in several positions, screaming out as though she were getting off a few times (or more). He finished up with a titty pop of large proportions, with her giving him some post coital sucking. Whew!

Scene Two: Havanna Ginger, a darker skinned gal with huge areolas and the kind of body that is both built for speed as well as comfort, was up next as she coyly played with herself for a moment until Talon joined her on the couch. The camera was a bit too tight on them and lost her head as she took his cock orally but it regained the proper angle within seconds (I got the impression that there was supposed to be more tease or foreplay and they jumped the gun on Jordan). While not as orally skilled as Eva, she was another talented mouth and this led to another active vaginal ride. I've seen her give decent performances in the past and this was among the very best with the way she met him thrust for thrust, as if trying to tear herself up on his rod. She did do some PTM but I was under the impression that they were into the moment as well, continually screwing for an extended period of time. It ended when her jerked off to her mouth, her letting the spew fall down her chest rather than swallow it but something about her expression made me wonder at what point she went from adoring him to wanting the scene over with. (It's hard to explain if you haven't watched the entire scene).

Scene Three: Davia Ardell, a lean gal with multicolored hair and a leaner body than Havanna, was up next as she slowly disrobed during the tease portion of her scene. I'm not a huge fan of implants (and there was a lot of implants here) but she seemed to be happy playing with her titties for a lengthy period of time, working it for the camera to enhance the moment. Her scene partner was Sascha and she gave him some decent oral as well as a short titty fuck to ready him for the pounding action he had to offer. They screwed vaginally and anally, taking far too long for her to get into the act when it came to the backdoor drilling (best position: reverse cowgirl). The good news was that once she was into it, she gave a great anal ride as she impaled her ass rapidly on his shaft. She clamped down her eyes during the facial but otherwise seemed to enjoy the action by the end of the scene. It wasn't her best work but it was replayable.

Scene Four: Trina Michaels, a light haired lass with a large chest of enhanced mammaries, was up next as she quietly provided some dirty talk during her tease sequence on the couch. Fans of hers know that she looks a lot like a curvier version of mainstream actress Laura Dern(?) and when she gets into a scene, there's no stopping her. After the tease, she found Cheyne Collins a willing partner that wanted to go down on her precious little cookie, stuffing her panties in her mouth as he busily worked her over orally. She reciprocated nicely sucking and giving his cock a handjob as though trying to get him off prematurely. I know I wouldn't have lasted long with her at the helm but he got a titty fuck and sweet ride in her pussy but it wasn't until the anal that she really got into the penetrative action. He jerked off to her tits as she verbally coaxed him on, ending a decent scene to enjoy.

Scene Five: Candy Manson, a busty bleach blonde that has been making scores of large breast movies of late, followed the formula nicely as she sat on the green couch. Her fetish outfit enhanced her look but more tease would've allowed her to properly serve her intended audience better rather than have Talon jump the gun (again!). She provided a solid blowjob worthy of her better work and the intermittent titty fucking was decent, but also could have been longer. He then ate her ass and fingered her, readying her for his cock. He took the active role as he tapped her silly but she let me down by being too passive. The resulting facial was okay but the scene lacked the kind of passion I was hoping for given some of her other work.

Summary: Great Big Tits had the advertised body parts in large quantity but only the first scene (starring Eva Angelina) was truly exceptional for me. The other scenes would have glimmers of appeal and then pull back on some level, almost as if something were holding the ladies back (there was no evidence of this in the BTS footage either). I thought that fans of the cast would definitely want to pick up a copy for their collections but the rest of you should regard this one strictly as a Rent It given the mixed quality of the action. Director Jordan Septo has done better in the recent past and as a fan of large tits, I wanted to like this DVD more than I did but the spark was inconsistent and even a skilled guy like Jordan can only do so much to save a scene when the chemistry is lacking between the performers or they have other things running through their minds.