Great Big Asses 3

Exquisite/Venom

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Lorelei Lee, Sascha, Harley, Trina Michaels, Johnny Castle, Brooke Haven, Jack Venice, Baby Jayne, Cheyne Collins, Holly Morgan, Talon

Length: 140.5 minutes

Date of Production: 8/24/2006

Extra's: The best extra was clearly the 40 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. There was a good amount of sex and nudity but also some amusing anecdotes. If you want a good idea of how much the gals are into the action, the BTS will serve as a good source of information for you as well as a decently entertaining show in itself. There was a photogallery, a cumshot compilation from the scenes, (but no trailers to movies like Great Big Asses, Great Big Tits, Super Squirters 2, Absolute Ass 1, F-ing Teens, Cream Filled 3, and Absolute Ass 5 this time), as well as a cardboard protective sleeve.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Great Big Asses 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite/Venom Digital. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases (the worst of which was Lorelei's ass blemishes), and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases (all except for Brooke's scene). I could not always hear the vocals well enough but they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality and most of the background noises were minimal.

Body of Review: Jordan Septo is one of those rare directors in porn that doesn't feel the need to dwell on circus act sex or abusing women to sell copies of movies. That alone would be a good reason for Exquisite/Venom Digital to keep him as their exclusive property but his skill at getting women comfortable enough to enjoy themselves seems to be in rare supply too. His latest movie is Great Big Asses 3, the sequel to Great Big Asses 2 that has a number of ladies teasing the camera with their great, big asses, before engaging in enthusiastic, energetic sexual practices. If that sounds pretty good to you, imagine how happy I was to get ahold of a fun porno to enjoy that didn't need fourth rate acting to prop up a poorly written story or the abusive porn so in vogue these days. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and that the men were not identified at all:

Scene One: Lorelei Lee, a stripper-next-door type with lightened hair, all natural breasts, and beautiful eyes, was up first as she showed off her sweet, fleshy ass on the love seat barely held in by her black thong and pink fishnets. I like fishnets and thongs so seeing this relative newcomer in them was cool, even if she had more ass blemishes than I prefer in my performers. Jordan talked her through the tease and she wanted more; she wanted to be fucked in the ass and DP'ed so he brought them in with hairy Sascha and some nameless mope (Harley) to do her. She fell to her knees to orally please them, taking turns deepthroating them and jerking them off as they treated her roughly. She was an active cock rider with both of them, moving to the DP as the men pushed her limits more than a little by the vocalizations she was making. They slapped, spanked, gagged, and worked her over pretty hard but she was best when taking one cock in her pussy or ass, doing so with practiced ease until the guys rubbed out loads to her face. It was a good scene to start with and the movement of the camera to ensure the best angles was noted.

Scene Two: Trina Michaels, a big breasted cutie with great legs and a very round rump, was up next as she followed the formula to showcase her body during some fine tease. Jordan was practically drooling by the way he talked and I really couldn't blame him given the package of parts this gal offered up. She's another lady with very appealing eyes and she showed a propensity for being spanked as she worked her ass over (though her hemorrhoids looked kind of gross). After she warmed up with her finger, inside her pucker, she was joined by a horned up Johnny Castle; a guy who loved being on the receiving end of her oral skills as he spanked her butt. She really seemed to get off sucking his cock, but she did an even better job with the penetrative positions. The vaginal was sweet but her anal showed the kind of flair that few of her peers seem to consistently supply, with a driving passion marking her aggressive style. The dirty talk wasn't frequent here but she did seem to punctuate her riding skills with it on regular occasion. It ended when he gave her an anal creampie and she fingered it out to eat. Whew!

Scene Three: Brooke Haven, a gal that in many ways reminded me of Trina, put her own lovely curves to best use as she posed and teased outside on the lawn. She did have a large bruise on her ass but if given the opportunity, I'd have nursed it back to full health given the physical appeal she has long displayed. I've always preferred a toned gal with some curves like Brooke to a scrawny waif like the modeling world seems to go for and her ass sure fit the titular qualities in abundance (it was great and big to be sure but not the kind of flabby, nasty ass that some mistake for quality). Her scene partner was Jack Venice, notable for his distinctive bullet tattoo on his leg, and he appeared to have just the right size cock for her to suck. She was another enthusiastic cocksucker in her zone, practically slurping his rod as she tried to suck his balls through his dick. There was some nice titty fucking too but the best part for me was when they began drilling for gold; tapping her pussy before her ass. The anal took her some getting used to but in almost no time, she was aggressively impaling herself on his meat stick, finishing him off with a load to her face. Yum!

Scene Four: Baby Jayne, the cute brunette on the front DVD cover with the ample sample of an ass, was up next as a newcomer to porn displaying the kind of ass that not long ago would have driven a gal like her to hide her assets against the jeers of idiots unable to appreciate her fullness. This scene was shot indoors and her blue thong accentuated her fine cheeks with a very nice balance between the curves and leanness guys like me adore. The quality was such that it broadcast a vibe to Cheyne Collins, drawing him in as he orally worked her over on the loveseat. He took a bit too long to get wood as she slobbed his knob (no wonder he doesn't get much work these days; per his comments in the BTS feature) but she gave him a combination of oral and hand to gland combat that worked wonders for his libido. They did some vaginal positions as he spanked her, but his wood issue came back repeatedly and this is why I strongly urge directors to use quality men rather then over the hill or weaker than average mopes if at all possible. Still, I hope to see more of her, preferably at my place, and the ending facial did show she could take a good wad.

Scene Five: Holly Morgan, a really cute, cheerleader type of gal with multi-colored hair, was up last as Jordan sweet talked her into showing herself off in a friendly, positive manner. While her ass was the smallest looking of the cast, as long as I have a face, she'll have a place to sit; especially given that perfect pucker of hers. The tease could have lasted forever as far as I was concerned but after the tease and minimal masturbation, Talon joined her to start fucking her face with a lot more experience than she should have had given how new she was to porn. She wasn't exactly polished in her technique but her enthusiasm made up for it and that elevated the scene more than a little bit. It was a vaginal fuck with minimal positions switches but she showed that she could push back on a cock with the best and most experienced of them, marking a final scene worth dropping multiple loads to. He rubbed it out to her face and while she did not swallow, she didn't dodge it either.

Summary: Great Big Asses 3 by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite/Venom Digital showed that the director was back in the fine form I've always appreciated about his work. The cast was a solid mix of attractive women with varying degrees of experience in porn, adding a nice dynamic in most cases to elevate the stroke and replay value to the point where I felt a rating of Highly Recommended was in order. The BTS feature alone added some solid entertainment value for me and while I would have appreciated more extras, the overall package seemed to fit right in with the kind of porn I can appreciate repeatedly. In short, Great Big Asses 3 was another hit by the talented Jordan Septo that proved quality can be had without all the frills you'll find elsewhere, a credit to his directing abilities that have been favorably compared to Stagliano, Jordan, and Butts by those who pay attention.