2007, 184 minutes, plus extras

With: Cayla, Crystal, Bliss, Leesa (aka Lisa Ann), Adrianna, Kimberly, Demmie (aka Demi Delia), Shawn

Shawn the MILF Hunter returns in this three-hour-plus collection of six scenes in which the easygoing horndog beds seven women. “MILF” here is a term connoting age and hotness more than maternal status: the ladies, in their 20s and 30s, never mention having to get back to a child waiting at home, and their big round boobs are filled with something other than mother’s milk. But hot they are, although at least two of them are familiar porn veterans. Shawn is a likable, energetic performer (especially for a chubby), but he laughs at the wrong moments and is superstraight sexually  – he doesn’t lick nearly as much pussy as he should and he doesn’t even think about doing anything with the female anus.

THE MOVIE

Scene 1. In this scene, titled “MILFs & Martinis,” and the next one, Shawn and his unseen (but not unheard) cameraman, Mike, go for a jagged-cool “Ocean’s Eleven”-style intro. The video fast-forwards through most of the preliminary chitchat at an outdoor bar between the Hunter and his prey – presumably they think the viewer would hit the FF button himself anyway to get to the sex – and pauses for humorous freeze frames keyed to the jazzy score. It’s cool, but for some of us, the verbal seduction adds to the thrill of it all. But once Shawn gets Cayla and Crystal back to his room, there is quite a bit of talk on the couch, leading to kissing and rubbing. Cayla is a dark, legsome drink of water (she’s about a head taller than our little host), while Crystal (who is unbilled in the credits) is an older-seeming blonde with impressive tits. The girls enjoy each other a bit, and both feed their funbags to Shawn simultaneously, before getting to the hard stuff. Shawn, who cracks lame jokes throughout all his sex scenes, seems to be working especially hard here as the threesome try to keep from falling off the couch as they maneuver into a host of not-quite-natural positions. All ends happily, for Shawn at least, when he pops in Crystal’s mouth and the women share a goo smooch.

Scene 2. Again with the fast-forward, music-filled intro, in which Shawn picks up sexily dressed Bliss outside a Miami store. The throaty blonde, a ringer for mainstream actress Jennifer Esposito, possesses fine boobage and cabooseage and has a particularly slutty persona. She also has a unique lip-squeezing fellatio technique. And when, after some humping, she gets reverse cowgirl, she reveals a clit-erection you can see from across the room. Cameraman Mike remarks on the thick pussypenis, and Bliss groans that, yeah, “My clit is HUGE!” Shawn the dork barely takes notice and you want to yell at the screen, “Lick that thing, yo!” Always aware of the camera, Shawn puts a squeeze on his dickhead as he’s cumming so that Bliss can quickly get in position to accept his facial offering. When he lets it go, it really goes. The guy uses this delaying tactic several times throughout the disc, and I can’t decide if it’s hot, painful or arrogant.

Scene 3. In this segment, titled “Bed, Bath & Sex,” Shawn is in a store looking for sheets when he spots a jeans-filling beauty checking out the goods. They quickly swap linen stories then head to his place. The black-haired, voluptuous devastator with a resemblance to Natalie Portman is billed as Leesa but we all know her as formerly retired starlet Lisa Ann. And she looks to be having a great time here, laughing a lot at Mr. Lame (a regular Oscar Wilde, he quips to Mike while Leesa sucks away, "I’m gonna do all my shopping there.” But Leesa does seem to really enjoy the suck and fuck. Her meat-eating technique includes some gentle gnawing with her teeth. Yowza! After putting the pinch on his dickhead again to keep the cum from flying before the recipient is ready to catch it, Shawn lets the jizz explode on Leesa’s beautiful face. Incidentally, Leesa is the only woman on this disc who fucks Shawn without a rubber.

Scene 4. No more segment titles or Soderberghian editing flourishes from here on out. But the celebrity look-alike fun continues as Shawn wanders into an erotic boutique and espies Adrianna, a dark, Hispanic version of Mariska Hargitay. Aa tall one, with a heart-melting smile and laugh, she’s another of those unlikely porn performers that the Hunter can be counted on to find. After buying her some crotchless panties or some such shit, Shawn takes her somewhere private. Adrianna has a lovely figure and even brown skin tone and gets into the blowing and boffing with grace and aplomb. A full thick load on the bridge of her nose is her reward.

Scene. 5. Mike the muttering cameraman approaches the front door of a house and sees a handwritten note telling him to go around back, where he finds Shawn relaxing and having a drink with Kimberly, a young, dark-haired, beautifully legged cutie in sunglasses. Kimberly has little to say so they repair to the air-conditioned bedroom for the real action. Her dicksucking quirk is to literally create suction on the cockhead, which makes for some hot sounds but you’d have to ask Shawn if it feels good. After much boinking and more blowing, a cumload does emerge, right into Kim’s mouth and, eventually, down her gullet.

Bonus scene. This scene, with Shawn and caramel-colored Hispanic veteran Demmie (aka Demi Delia) is positioned on the DVD as an extra, but it’s really just another segment. Shawn and his crew meet Demmie in the lobby of an arena or hotel where it seems a car show is being held. There’s virtually no conversational buildup; just Shawn and Demmie heading to a room and hitting the bed. Nothing spectacular to report here, just standard shtupping culminating in a ball-load on the girl’s ass cheeks.

THE DVD

This is a decent, not extraordinary, disc, with easy navigation and responsive menus. The main menu has a still shot of Kimberly and a smaller frame alternating live action of the girls in the feature. It offers Play, Scenes, Select a Girl and Extras. The only difference between Scenes and Select a Girl is that the latter option gives you further choices titled Intro, Blowjob, Sex 1, Sex 2, Sex 3 and Cumshot. (There are actually more chapter clicks than that within each scene.)

The extras amount to the bonus scene described above and a photo gallery, which is an automatic slide show covering one girl at a time; clicking on your "next" button moves you right to the next girl.

The bright, good-looking video feature is presented in 4:3 full frame and digital stereo. No complaints here.

THE LAST WORD

"MILF Hunter 4" is a good, lengthy collection of scenes, though it continues to obscure what exactly constitutes a MILF – apparently, the distance between barely legal and MILF is extremely short. The great-looking ladies seem deeply into the sex, especially Bliss, Leesa and Adrianna, and while the sex itself is pretty unadventurous, it has good turn-on value. The “bonus scene” is simply another long (35 minutes) segment that should have just been included on the feature; calling it an extra is a little misleading.