Older women are my absolute poison, and “Milf Lessons 13” is
a movie I prayed would deliver, regardless of the unlucky number. Director J.R.
has no flair for camera work, but he sure knows how to set up expectations when
it comes to the opening menu and the presentation of this compilation. The
segments are five detached little twenty minute intervals featuring an
interesting set up and the inevitable hot Milf loving that proceeds with
surprising steam, and the viewer is allowed to pick a segment based on the
actress, and can also decide which section to begin with, including sucking,
fucking, and cum shot.

Milf One: Mrs.
Milanto

J.r.’s camera work is sucky here. Resembling a public access
show more than a porno, we center in on the raven haired Mrs. Milanto, who is
confronting a young (as young as a mid twenty something guy can get) student
about causing problems in class, and her lesson after school soon gets out of
hand. Her lesson about penises soon turns into an actual oral exam as her
taunting student puts the moves on the gorgeous Mrs. Milanto, who is shockingly
dressed like a real teacher. Or at least that’s how teachers dressed in my
school. None were as hot as Mrs. Milanto sadly. The lesson tenses as the
student approaches his teacher up at the blackboard and begins making out with
her, as she undresses revealing a hot black top under the pink tank top and a
gorgeous ass.

Mrs. Milanto looks absolutely hot and is a wonderful opening
segment for this good compilation. She has a hot tattoo, doesn’t look too much
like a Milf, but that’s okay, because she has a gorgeous curvy body that her
student takes full advantage of. Milanto brings her man down and sucks him off
for a good long while along her desk, giving hot intense glances to the
audience, and working his shaft passionately. And of course, before she begins
riding him, she places a condom on him, because it’d be hypocritical to have
unprotected sex with a sex ed teacher. She’s planted on her desk with legs wide
open and is fucked raw by her student as her erect nipples bounce with her
groans becoming louder and louder. Milanto then mounts her mate taking it up
her gorgeous ass, and is bent over to be pounded. This is a bit of a softer
segment than I originally assumed it would be. The partner pounds Milanto but
always seems hesitant to really put some energy into it. Beyond that, it’s a
great opener.

Milf Two: Ms.
Valentino

This segment is much different than the first but with
pretty much the same concept. However, there is the use of extras who make up
the class before the inevitable fuck session. That’s quality. An English
teacher is teaching about pronouns, and is experiencing a talkative classmate named
Julian. Ms. Valentino is the teacher that sex fantasies are made of, and you
can pretty much find this type of teacher there. She has long brown hair, a
good amount of make up, and a white suit shirt that parts around her bulging
cleavage. But it’s forgivable when you see how utterly gorgeous Ms. Valentino
is. She has an absolutely killer body to work with, and really does teach
Julian about discipline. And she also has a bit of a resemblance to Amy Lee of
Evanescence, which is pretty helpful to the overall fantasy considering who Amy
Lee is. She teaches him something by unleashing her bulging beautiful breasts
much to Julian’s delight, and we know they’re big since the director zooms in
and out on them like a preteen spotting his neighbor across the street.

They’re big, we get it. And as she brings him down on her
desk, she goes down on him, and for a moment we awkwardly just see the top of
her hair line going up and down until finallywe pan down to reveal she’s sucking him off. Good job, Mr. Director! She then
mounts Julian and rides his cock looking damn statuesque doing so with her
shirt clinging down her waist resembling somewhat of a corset. To add to the
repertoire of clumsy direction, the camera man zooms into Ms. Valentino having
considerable trouble inserting Julian’s hard on into her rump and almost slams
into her waist at one point. After ten minutes of repetitive moaning, she bends
over on the desk softly being fucked from behind, adding nothing to the overall
progressing lethargy to the segment, but hell Mrs. Valentino is so fucking hot,
it was difficult not to enjoy this.

Milf Three: Mrs.
Holly

Mrs. Holly is a very sexy older blond woman who I assume is
talking to a student, because in all honesty, I couldn’t understand a damn
thing she was saying. I checked the wires on my DVD player, all good, and then
I realized she’s out of range of the goddamn boom mic! I don’t know what it is
she was telling her student, but I didn’t need to, because it was pretty
obvious where this is leading. Sitting down at her desk with a pink top that
was practically falling apart before she even took it off, she decided to
discipline her disrespectful student by bending him over and giving him a damn
good whooping. Me next, please. The guy must have loved it because he seemed to
barely be able to restrain his laughter. Mrs. Holly is another in a damn good
variety of Milfs, and a la “Three’s Company,” Principal buffman enters to stop
her punishment, and he begins to teach her a thing about proper discipline.

After obligatory back and forth, Principal buffman begins
nibbling her on gorgeous breasts, she nibbles on his pecks, and they get to
work on her desk. Mrs. Holly is one of the few on this compilation who looks
like a Milf. She’s wrinkled, freckled, and still has an amazing body, not to
mention a gorgeous face and sly irritating demeanor. She mounts Principal
buffman and sucks him off with slow and steady precision, and then mounts her
on her desk sans the condom. He plays in and out for a few minutes as she groans
with a bit of frustration, and clutches the desk as someone her finally pounds
the hot teacher. Buffman sits at her chair, and she rides his cock backwards,
flaunting her gorgeous physique for him, and is bent over and dominated along
her desk assumedly giving him an A teaching her about proper disciplinary
procedures.

Milf Four: Ms. Maya

Ms. Maya makes the Milf title work further as she’s another
teacher entering her class and looking damn fine doing it. She’s also dressed
casually apart from Mrs. Holly, and also looks like an actual Milf. She looks
old enough to taste the young man pool, but not so old where it’s gross. Ms.
Maya is flirtatious from the get go and proceeds to flirt with her student who
she is presumably having a one on one study session with. See, that’s the
reason why we’re having so much school sex, because we keep allowing these good
looking guys to have private study sessions with these hot teachers. Something
must be done. Can anyone tell me where this school is? Making it painfully
obvious, Ms. Maya straddles the corner of her desk with her legs spread and
reveals more of her cleavage, until finally she begins undressing revealing her
gorgeous breasts clinging to a yellow tank top. I just wish these performers
didn’t look into the camera.

This POV gimmick isn’t hot. She leans over on her student
and begins sucking him off at his desk; now that’s a teacher who puts a lot of
herself into her work. After sucking him off, she strolls over to her desk,
undresses and bends over showing off her large ass and sizable breasts. The
honor student rushes over and begins pounding her from behind as she giggles, and
leans over to spread her body along the desk as he pounds her hard. Her screams
and marvels at the royal fucking she’s getting while plucking at her tits, and
lays her student out on the floor riding him hard, and turns to ride him
backwards with her body and tits high in the air. How she stays balanced on
those high heels is an act all on its own. Ms. Maya is another highlight for this
great compilation and is a damn good change of pace for what was becoming a
repetitive movie.

Milf Five: Ms. Sheila

Further adding to the bordello school, a
student is late for class, which is clear since he’s the only student in the
room besides another guy. He must be about three hours late. Ms. Sheila must
really want to fuck. Ms. Sheila is another great performer in this grouping as
she’s a tan and very gorgeous Milf with long black hair, and dressed in jeans
and a tight purple top that splits down her cleavage. Wouldn’t it be cool if we
had a porno where our actress starts out dressed in a biohazard outfit, and the
rest of the segment involves her stripping endlessly? I digress. Deciding to
teach him a lesson, Ms. Sheila with her capital breasts, flaunts and teases her
only student by straddling her desk and sucking on a pencil, until he drifts
over undressing.

Lifting her shirt off, she has a
gorgeous purple bra that practically breaks off mid undressing, and she teases
by leaning over to suck off her naked student undressing only half the way,
while the other male attendant watches anxiously. She finally grabs her other
student and undresses him, and bends down to give him a hand job and blow him,
which is odd to watch considering the student isn’t indicating that he’s hot
for her, if you understand what I mean. She plants them both on the desk
sucking them off one after the other, and finally undresses, showing her plump
rump, and gorgeous tits in all their glory. They then dominate her as she lays
along the desk being pounded in one hole and sucking one off on the other end,
and after considerable intense double play, takes two to the tits finishing off
a rather great compilation.

Odds & Ends

Audio/Visuals:

This looks a lot like a typical porno. The camera
is shaky, the direction really sucks, and the picture has a very grainy and
dull quality to it. All the colors are very dull and lethargic, adding a lack
of energy to the overall movie. J.R. is probably the worst of the directors
here as he seems to be unable to control his camera and can’t set up a shot to
save his life. The audio is also pretty sucky, as sometimes you can hear
dialogue, but with certain segments like Mrs. Holly and Ms. Valentino, there’s
really no use in trying to make out what they’re saying. The sound is the worst
aspect of this product.

Goodies:

On the extras, we’re not given too much of anything
to nibble on after the feature. The DVD specs on Adult DVD Empire has a list
featuring outtakes, and behind the scenes, but upon examination, we’re only
given two measly extras. We have five short trailers for Bang Bros. titles like
Diesel Dongs 1, and Milf Soup 2, and a series of stills per actress featuring
stills from the movie that are rather dull.

After Thought:

“Milf Lessons 13” is not a great a DVD presentation for the consumer. The
sound is bad, the picture is choppy, and the extras absolutely suck, but there
are some absolutely beautiful Milfs here who engage in sexy, humorous and goofy
segments with a lot of entertainment value for the audience. I loved the women,
particularly Mrs. Holly.