My First Porn 9

Digital Playground

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Audrey Bitoni, Scott Nails, Rebeca Linares, Rico Strong, Veronique Vega, Jean Val Jean, Misti Love, Jerry, Teagan Presley, Tyler Durden

Non-sex roles by: Jim F., Harry Bali/Leo Pradesh, Brah Bones

Length: 141:26 minutes

Date of Production: 8/26/2007

Audrey Bitoni had rules.

Extras: There were not many extras this time, a cumshot recap, a photogallery, a slide show, a biography for the lovely Teagan Presley, and trailers to shows like Island Fever 4, Jana Cova: Sexual Freak, Shay Jordan: All American Girl, Jack’s Leg Show 3, Sophia Santi: Scream, Icon, Pirates, and the usual Virtual Sex titles like Virtual Sex with Shay Jordan, Virtual Sex with Kira Kener, Virtual Sex with Jana Cova, Virtual Sex with Mercedez, Virtual Sex with Sophia Santi, Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley, Virtual Sex with Jesse Jane, and Virtual Sex with Nikki Tyler.

Condoms: None

Rebeca, Rico isn't black, he's Creole!

Audio/Video Quality: My First Porn 9 was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Robby D. for release by Digital Playground next month. The lighting was reasonably solid here, as expected given this was Robby's standard type of gonzo, and that meant that the limited amounts of grain and other visual elements used to lend a sense of texture were minimal. While I generally prefer flood lighting in my gonzo porn, Robby has a way of showing it all with less light, the tint of the colors only slightly off as a result. The way the scenes were shot and edited was markedly similar in the scenes, though the composition of the angles was changed up a bit depending on the scene in question; sometimes using a POV angle before the sex took place. The composition of the shots and the editing enhanced the look of the ladies more than a little bit too, proving what this critic has to say about the production team led by Robby (who did all the camerawork to allow the talented Nick "The Wiz" P. the task of cleaning up the goofs with the editing and music this time) with the DVD mastering revealing no compression artifacts (the bitrate varying but often staying near the mid 6 Mbps range). The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English (using 384 Kbps) with a minimalist leaning that seemed unique in most ways to productions outside of the other Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it. There wasn't much separation between the channels, if any, but aside from some whispered vocals by the men, the ladies were almost always clearly heard. To see what I mean about the look and feel of the movie, you can check out the official trailer at My First Porn #9 Trailer .

Veronique Vega channeling Eon McKai.

Body of Review: Robby D. has been on something of a role over the last several years, finding a lot of acclaim in his “Jack” universe over at Digital Playground. One of the funnier series in the universe being the My First Porn series where the down and out Jack, in between scamming gals for music videos or beauty contests, tries his hands at making porn. The humor comes in as Jack faces all the dilemma’s that occur in the real world; from crazy women to location problems to irate porn reviewers to flakes, all of these being standard in the industry. The sex itself is usually first rate gonzo as well without all the circus act tricks some directors employ, the pairings tending to be pretty heated all the same. Well, coming out next month is My First Porn 9, the sequel to the well received My First Porn 8 I reviewed earlier this year, and it contained more of the silly antics fans have demanded, including a spotlight scene by the lovely Teagan Presley with her real life lover. If that isn’t enough to interest you, consider the rest of the cast as adding in the needed diversity, including a few interracial scenes for your appreciation. That said, here is a brief glimpse into the upcoming DVD, noting that no condoms were used:

Misti Love to the rescue!

Scene One: Audrey Bitoni, a busty brunette in skimpy pink bikini lingerie, was up first as Scott Nails ogled her during the signing of his paperwork. They started to feel each other up when she stopped him; explaining her rule about no kissing (yet she said he could do anything else). This didn’t phase Scott one bit as he went to work licking her neck and parts south of there; including her pussy and ass. This led to her slobbing his knob enthusiastically, the blowjob a very appealing bit of work before she climbed onto the table for the vaginal fucking to commence. He did most of the work initially but she was soon energetically bouncing on his rod, never going all the way down on the dick but cleaning it up with PTM just fine. The scene finished up when he rubbed out a load of population pudding on her face, the gal apparently having no problem with a semen soaked face yet refusing a little kissing until after the facial (go figure!).

Teagan Presley was THE major hotty here.

Scene Two: Rebeca Linares, the cute Latina on the far left hand side of the cover, was up next in an interracial scene with muscular Rico Strong. The premise of the scene was that he was booked as a “last minute Charlie”, a guy that routinely comes late to scenes, so that Rebeca would have less time to fuss about doing a black guy. The guys lied all over the place about his racial status (as part of the scene, Rebeca loves the brothers) to get her willing to play with him, Rico applying more oral to her to put her in the right mood; from licking her foot and leg to moving up to her sweet ass. This stimulated her enough to drop to her knees to orally attack his huge cock with her mouth and hands. She was playful and showed her loving ways, making this an even better scene for me as the anal princess proved her skills to be worthy of endless praise. The expression on her face as he started pounding her pussy was priceless though, it taking awhile for her to juice up and accommodate his girth as she does so readily with the smaller guys she works with. By the time she got on top of him, she was pumping her ass crazy fast, her ass cheeks rippling nicely, as Rico sucked her all natural titties. While she did not do anal this time, her performance was solid with just the right levels of heat and passion to pull it off as both the fictional elements and reality of the moment ended with a large load going to her ass. Whew!

Teagan looked good all over.

Scene Three: Veronique Vega, looking like a bimbo in her silly striped dress, was upset over looking retarded until she met scene partner Jean Val Jean; the international sex star changing her mind with nary a word. The lust they displayed for one another was soon shown in their actions; the kissing and foreplay taking no time at all to start up. The humor of how quickly she changed her mind aside, he went down on her to the point where she was really juiced up. Unlike the last scene, this one relied heavily on chemistry to sell the goods, their passion for one another coming across as real. She practically inhaled his cock during the blowjob too, moving quickly to offer herself up to him as he hammered away as she provided some dirty talk. Once she was on top, she actively rode him too, stopping only for some PTM or to switch the angle of attack to get all she could out of him. The scene ended with a mouth pop and a smile, marking another winner in the pack. Yum!

Scene Four: Misti Love, a busty black gal with a heart of gold, was up next as a last minute replacement to work with Jerry; the original gal flaking and the self employed newspaper gal looking for fun. Jack convinced her that she could meet new people and have fun with his offer of employment too; financing her singing career (talk about a warmed over theme for the Jack Universe). The thought of being in a porno did not phase her in the slightest, Jerry stimulating her sufficiently to make all her cares go away as fast as her clothing. She did seem to be somewhat over the top at times in regards to making it look like she was truly into the sex and not performing for money but as a sexual athlete, she provided enough skill to elevate the scene past the “one hit wonder” stage as stroke material too. Her blowjob skills were decent and she was a moderately active vaginal ride too. It might not have been one of the best displays of affection in the movie but she showed some potential and the ending titty pop wasn’t bad either (with some semen hitting her face).

Scene Five: Teagan Presley, the hotty featured on the front DVD cover, was up last and as the main selling point of the movie, proved to be a winner. The premise this time was that a shy Tyler Durden needed persuasion to join the ranks of the porn crowd. Given how hot Teagan looked, only a gay man would have turned her down, the humor being in how long he held out when faced with a gal as appealing as Teagan. She started rubbing on him and offered herself up as a test sample, her thong removed in record time as he pressed his face to her ass for some intimate contact. She got “so horny it hurt” and rubbed herself as she waited for him to start hammering away at her cookie, the faces she made becoming classics as the two bumped uglies in a few positions. She then went for the blowjob action as if needing to taste her own juices off of his rod, the streamers flying all over the place, Teagan moving on top of him for a splendid ride showing how aggressive she can be when turned on. Teagan was poetry in motion and for all the positions they did, her return to the blowjob at the end as a means of draining his balls dry in sloppy fashion, was probably the best idea of all. That she left some clothing on during the scene made it more interesting too, the chemistry and realism fusing into a big mess but a hot mess as well. He busted a nut on her crotch and she fingered the seed insider her perfect pucker before tasting it; truly ending a good movie on a high note. Sweet!

Summary: My First Porn 9 by director Robby D. for Digital Playground was a lto of fun so I rated it as Recommended. The highlight scene was obviously the one with Teagan Presley in it but there were other performances worth your repeated viewings too, the technical values handled decently, and the extras only holding it back a little bit. In short, My First Porn 9 might not have been quite as heated sexually as My First Porn 8 but Teagan’s presence alone made it a must have for her fans and the totality of the package was such that it was well worth your time, money, and seed so check it out next month when it arrives on shelves of your local porn emporiums.