Genre:

Straight

Director:

Chance

Cast:

Tyla Wynn, Carmella Bing, Candy Manson, Harmony, Cassie Young, Tiffany Taylor, Aurora Snow, & Nautica Thorn

Length: 2hrs 40 min

Production Date: Hustler, 2007

Extras:

Chapter Selection: With Act Access

Choose a Star:Behind the Scenes: A raw and candid look at the less glamorous parts of a porn shoot; the waiting, the makeup, the accidents. Runs a hearty, entertaining one hour.

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Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is stereo 2.0 and comes through as crystal clear as a golf tournament. The Video is full frame color and tends to vary. For the most it is your standard porn image; at times there's some harsh red and shadowing for whatever reason. But all scenes are shot indoors, keeping things consistent for the most.

Body of Review: Most of the Hustler features I've come across today are Euro-shot wam-bams that feature young stars you've never heard of who perform the basics, often with an ample amount of anal. Pussy Cum Cocktails looks the exact opposite. This time, we're staying in the States, and welcoming back some 'old' legends like Aurora Snow and Tyla Wynn. It's been a while since I've seen either of these two ladies (there's been such a ridiculous boom by new companies) so I'm ready to take the trip down memory lane, and go back to, oh let's say, last year.

Scene 1: Tyla Wynn
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Anal, ATM, DP, F2M Rimming, ICS

     Busty Tyla Wynn takes me back to my beginnings with porn reviews. She was everywhere; then one of us changed. I hardly saw her anymore. But here she is at the start of this disc, looking fine as ever. Her full body spills a bit from her sexy black outfit, but this is irrelevant, it's flying off soon. Three guys pounce on Tyla and she does likewise, attacking their cocks with the energy of a lion mother protecting her cubs. There are no introductions and no let's warm things up first: Every part of Tyla is attacked and attacked hard. Tyla's cute face quacks as the men poke their rods to the back of her throat. She deep throats, kissing the base of his cock as another guy pummels her slick pussy from behind. Tyla's scene is a free for all, and this may deter some viewers. Things do get out of hand, but although the action is hard and fast, it's not really rough like some. Tyla is just as active as the guys, so there's no insinuations of domination. In a crazy feat to make her scene stand out, Tyla goes down the row of guys, rimming their assholes and sucking taint like a starved dog. Perhaps the heart of the scene is the continued change of positions and acts. Three guys on a gal can be overwhelming, and this is, but they move around so often there's scarcely time to think. At the end, the men pop into her pussy and she squirts what she can into two shot glasses. Downing them like whiskey, she gulps and shows a clean tongue. The energy is fast and hot. Although there isn't anything extraordinary here, the numerous acts on Tyla make it a strong start.

Scene 2: Carmella Bing, Candy Manson
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, ICS

     Carmella and Candy are two hard-working strippers, dancing the pole for those crumpled Georges. A couple of guys hire them for private dances in the back and get more than they expected. Both gals do a round of simple oral and like scene 1, the banging is not far behind. Both ladies are attractive, with hot, toned bodies. But they're stripper image runs through the scene and it's a turn off, for me. They keep their knee-high boots on as they fuck and both gal's fake breasts are so pendulous, they aren't the slightest sexy. The behind the curtain setting ain't no champagne room and lends a scuzziness to the scene. The gals do look nice riding reverse cowgirl and spark things a bit when they play musical cocks, but overall, the scene feels un-coached, as though the camera was left on a tripod and the actors just did what they wanted; resulting in long acts with no real energy. Both guys pop into one gals tender pussy and the other catches the cum as it's squirted out. A snowball looks to be in the making, but we're only given a dissapointing cum kiss.

Scene 3: Harmony
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, DP, Gyno-tools, ICS

     The always lovely Harmony freshens her twat, rubbing it with her fingers and spreading her legs. This cat-eyed starlet is gorgeous and her eyes seem to say that either she's going to fuck you to death or have one of her cronies rip your heart out. Save that thought for later, because Harmony always gives a wicked, nasty show. This one starts with a tube of lube and a dildo the size of my right arm. They try shoving it in, barely getting the tip into the cave, but manage to open her pussy enough to gape it nicely. Harmony is a sexy broad; blonde, cute body that is soft and curvy, and homegrown tits. But she's not the gal you want to take home to mom; maybe to the prom, or homecoming, or the Motel 6, but not to mom. She slurps cock, flinging their dick down her throat and doing an impersonation of someone unclogging a drain. Although cute as hell, Harmony has never been the girl next door. She takes it every way from Sunday and doubles any energy the guys put before her. She's an exhausting 30 minutes of flesh on flesh. A double vag insert proves she's not fucking around and if that's not enough, bring out the gyno-tools. The men spread her open with a speculum and shoot their wads down her open vagina. A short anatomy lesson: look closely and you can see Harmony's cervix---see porn is educational. 3 other men come and pop into her puss for a total of 5. She then gives birth to a 5-man spunk baby into a martini glass and enjoys her cocktail with a few green olives. The speculum was a nasty and surprising addition, but it didn't do much in terms of getting more spooge to come out. But it does fit well with Harmony's nasty scene.

Scene 4: Cassie Young, Tiffany Taylor
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, ICS, Cum Eating

     Tiffany and Cassie (the blonde) (box cover) look much like Carmella and Candy from earlier. These girls are more natural however, and the black stockings and black lingerie don't carry the stripper taboo. Tiffany and Cassie perform a threesome with a bald guy and there's nothing remotely fresh here. They are banged in doggy and reverse cowgirl, as the other sits by and rubs his balls or sucks her tits. Cassie straps on an artificial cock and bangs Tiffany doggy-style, pumping Tiffany into the guy's cock. The strap on doesn't really hold up; for whatever reason each time they try, it slips loose or just gets in the way. The only strong part of the scene comes at the end. He pumps Tiffany's pussy with cum and it spills out into Cassie's waiting mouth. But it doesn't pan through; the cum is shot all over her pussy and Cassie merely licks it off.

Scene 5: Aurora Snow, & Nautica Thorn
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, ICS, Cum Eating

     Naughty, purring kitten Aurora doubles with the sexy Asian Nautica Thorn. Each gal is comparable in size; perfect thin legs that are hot in black stockings. And budding breasts that are enough to make them women. A guy brings Aurora and Nautica a weird clit-pump. Attached to long tubes, one end is put over each gals clit and suction pulls the hatted boatman into the tube. It's not an exciting device, and if it feels good to the girls, they don't show it; they toss the tubes aside after a few minutes. The greasy haired tube guy spends a long time on the girl's asses; mostly with Aurora's. Licking her pussy lips and tonguing her stinkhole. Aurora and Nautica reciprocate in a duo of sloppy, but short, oral. The acts that follow are all over the place. There's straight cowgirl fucking and face riding that includes vaginal gapes and PTMs. The acts themselves are hot, but they are so disjointed it's hard to enjoy them. The best to come from this is about 5 minutes of Aurora riding cock, stretching her puss and exposing her throbbing chocolate starfish. Two hot starlets give their best, but again, no strong sense of direction lets them kinda float without

Concluding Words:

Hustler's Pussy Cum Cocktails is not a bar you'd likely want to saddle up to. Not because of the happy hour specials, but because you're prolly not going to get what want. A cum martini and two cum shots are all that's available--everything else is straight from the tap. 3 of five scenes include internal cum shots to the vag with lousy squirts into a girl's waiting mouth. Since the disc's selling point is the cum gulping finale, the acts are disappointing. For a fuck film, it's mildly standard. Leave it to Tyla Wynn, Harmony and Aurora to make the time worthwhile. But even their scenes barely stood out. Harmony's speculum spectacular was a nice, unexpected touch and Tyla always fills the screen with energy, even in a bad scene. So with mediocre fucking and lame climaxes, this disc can't be more than a rental. Rent It.