"Big Natural Titties 3" starts off with one of the most unintentionally funny scenes I think I've ever seen in a porn. Kelly Madison and her all-natural 34FFs are walking around in Michaels crafts store (how do I know it's a Michaels? There is a sign that says Michaels in the background that no one bothered to blur - and I can't imagine Michaels ever imagined it would be in a porno.) She's having trouble making floral arrangements (she keeps poking a plant into a piece of styrofoam) and Whitney says (after looking like she's trying to remember her lines) she's an interior designer.

So she brings her new designer friend home to Ryan and the two quickly forget about having her design and set their sights on having some fun. Both girls share oral duties on Ryan before Whitney gets on top of him for some reverse cowgirl and doggy. The two ladies play with each other's giant naturals before Ryan takes Kelly from behind. Things wrap up with some missionary with Ryan and Whitney before a slow-mo load delivered all over her face. Overall, this is a fun scene with good energy (Whitney seems more energetic than I've seen her in other films) and chemistry. No condoms.

The next scene has pretty blonde Rita picked up by a girl in a parking lot who says that Ryan's wife is away and she's fine with him seeing other women. So, asking few questions, Rita heads off to the set, where she meets Ryan and explains how she was picked up at Home Depot (yet another corporation who probably thought they'd never be mentioned in a porn.) Rita gives Ryan quite a slow, sensual bj before a couple of seconds of tit fucking. Rita then takes it missionary, then gets stuffed from behind doggy-style, with some good views of the action. Some additional doggy and missionary before the cum load on her face. Rita's mousey and cute, with a very nice figure.

The next scene has Kelly bringing over Natasha Nice, who's bringing Kelly and Ryan a puppy. Natasha looks great with a darker color hair and sort of a 40's starlet hairstyle. After a brief introduction, Ryan leaves to take care of the puppy, while Kelly and Natasha take care of each other's "puppies" (their corny term for tits, not mine.) After sharing the oral duties, Natasha takes in doggy style and other positions, while eating out Kelly at times. Natasha gets the load to the face to end the scene. Overall, it's another good scene, with some silly moments and good chemistry. Natasha also looks even better than she usually does.

The next scene has Kelly running into Gianna at Target (and seriously, how did the filmmakers get away with showing these stores in a porn?) The two have the funniest opening of any of the scenes, with Gianna's sass stealing the scene. After the two catch up while shopping, she asks, "Finding anything to fit them big 'ol titties?" and reaches over to give them a squeeze. With natural attitude to spare, Gianna is genuinely amusing during non-sex scenes and doesn't look like she's trying to remember her dialogue. Gianna gets brought back to the house, where she plays with Kelly's tits for a while before Ryan comes into the scene. Gianna then goes down on Ryan, with some intense oral. Gianna then gets it in missionary and doggy, yelping and moaning as her giant boobs shake and shudder. Of course, she doesn't stop playing with Kelly's enormous juggs as she gets pounded in reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with a load over Gianna's face, as she continues to chew gum.

Hailey's up last, and this time she plays a construction worker (uh huh.) When she comes over to ask Ryan and Kelly to turn off their electricity, they decide to do some drilling on her vagina. The threesome test out a number of positions, including cowgirl, missionary and doggy before Hailey's face gets creamed. This was probably the least of the 5 scenes, but when a scene like this - which is not too bad - can be the weakest of the program, you've got a pretty good program.

Overall, this was a very enjoyable title, with a lot of funny moments, high energy and sexy actresses. Also, more promotion of mainstream retailers than has probably ever been in a porn film.

The DVD

Audio/video quality: Reasonably crisp, clear 1.33:1 full-frame presentation. Some minor shimmering is spotted at times, as well as some slight pixelation. Colors remain bright and vivid, with only a slight-to-mild amount of smearing here-and-there. Audio quality was just okay, with clear dialogue, but any louder moaning or dialogue started to sound shrill and a little distorted.

EXTRAS: All of the actresses besides Hailey have little "introduction" featurettes. These are nicely done, and it's nice to have these edited out and available separately. We also get some outtakes, a behind-the-scenes featurette, photo gallery and promos for other titles.

Final Thoughts: This was a fun, sexy romp of a big titty title, with solid performances and mostly very enjoyable scenes. Recommended.