I told myself I would drop lesbian titles from my review list for a
good while because frankly, I've had more misses than hits when it
comes to lesbian porn. Often I've been disappointed, bored, and found
it all tedious. "House on Horny Hill" was a title I mistook as a man on
woman porno and was surprised to see it was a lesbian title. "House on
Horny Hill" looked like it had potential. The title was funny, the
cover was great, and the screenshots on the back of the DVD were hot.
Did it deliver? I took a chance, and opened my mind and my drawers to
the possibility that I'd find a lesbian porn that would bring me back
into one of my favorite fetishes.

As I hoped, "House on Horny Hill" is
not just a title there for giggles, it's an actual porn take on "House
on Haunted Hill," with a set up that introduces a plot. Varla is a real
estate broker who is having a difficult time selling a local house and
can't quite figure out why. One night after being chewed out by her
boss, she performs some research and discovers the house is being
haunted by nymphomaniacs. If only we all had that luck, eh? Amused and
somewhat curious, she decides to have another go at the house and
refuses to tell clients its history. The night prior to showing the
house, Varla is haunted in her dreams with a lesbian fantasy and soon
is shown proof that she's haunted by nymphos.

Lena and Kitty

Lena and Kitty are there to look at the house, both of whom are pretty
plain potential buyers. They're suddenly stricken with pure arousal and
begin passionately making out by the window. Deep kissing inspires them
to grope and fondle one another revealing their large asses and
gorgeous breasts compelling them, much to their horror, to undress.
After some rather hot kissing, they slowly drop to the floor, untying
their hair and slowly undressing. Kitty unclothes Lena reealing a hot
black neglige, while Kitty takes off her shirt revealing an orange bra
and they soon move to the bed entangled in their bodies and making out
gently. They slowly begin to dry hump, rubbing their bodies against
each other, and Kitty grabs Lena's bare breast kissing and licking it
as she moans. Lena mounts Kitty licking and fondling her breasts and
finally works her way down her chest and pussy spreading her legs apart
and eating her through the g-string she wears. Slipping it off, she
begins to eat her out, as Kitty clutches her own tits amorously. Lena
fingers herself while chomping on the clit. Kitty moans and begins
writhing in pleasure as Lena moves up kissing her and makes out yet
again. Lena leans over taking off her G-String and Kitty slides down to
eat her pussy as Lena sits on her face moaning and clutching the walls.
In a moment of shock, the two stop kissing and attempt to come to their
senses, but revert back to making out and snap out of it momentarily
only for the ghosts to get the better of them. There's not much to this
opening, but surely enough it's hot and I found it to be a great topper
that doesn't get repetitive.

Sinnamon and Zenova

Mocking and avoiding the clutches of the nympho ghosts, Varla prepares
to show the house yet again and picks out the proper attire for
potential clients. We then fade in on busty and luscious Sinnamon who
is being shown the Horny Hill House by agent Zenova who is a blonde,
busty and tall drink of water. Sinnamon is dressed better than usual
clients and is instantly put off by the house. Zenova is pushy and
continues showing her the house until the nympho ghosts strike again!
Hot and bothered, Sinnamon lunges at Zenova making out with her, and
the two embrace near the stairwell. Sinnamon slowly undresses Zenova
and fondles her clit and bare breasts, as Zenova clutches on to
Sinnamon's large breasts clinging to a burgundy dress. Sinnamon leans
back as Zenova kisses her neck and squeezes her breasts, and Sinnamon
opens her shirt revealing large tits. Sinnamon ravages her breasts
kissing and biting them and moaning as Zenova leans back in pleasure.
In the throws of kissing, Sinnamon bears Zenovas breasts and vice versa
and the two kiss rubbing tits against each other and fondle one another.

Standing face to face they rub their tits together, and Sinnamon leans
down to kiss her large ample breasts, rubbing her hand against her clit
through her skirt. Zenova leans down to kiss Sinnamon's breasts as she
fingers herself near orgasm, and dry humps Zenova furiously against a
wall. Sinnamon takes her skirt off revealing her gorgeous ass and
dominates Zenova kissing her, clutching her beautiful breasts, and
humps her as Zenova grabs her ass. Sinnamon tears Zenova's pants off
and eats her pussy through her panties. She plants Zenova on a chair
and begins eating out her pussy fingering her hard as Zenova moans
clutching the walls. Sinnamon steps onto a sill and Zenova eats her out
as she groans squeezing her tits. In a moment they realize what they're
doing and stop, but the lust takes over as they kiss with the local
nympho ghost rubbing Zenova's tits. It's a moment of inadvertent
hilarity, but a competent grasp of the concept.

Rucca and Lucia

Varla is further chewed out by her loud boss who insists she look like
a business woman, but in spite of the mohawk, she is confident and
ready to face whatever awaits... Rucca and Lucia are looking at a bed
room of the house exploring the different rooms. These two girls are
absolutely stacked and look damn good, but it's a shame their bout of
bad acting followed by an unusual change of camera work breaks the
momentum of the porno. These girls simply don't convince me like they
others did, and nonetheless the ghosts take hold. Lucia complains of
feeling warm and hot while Rucca tends to her and they find themselves
making out passionately as the others. They find themselves propped
against a wall kissing embracing and feeling each other up. Rucca is
propped against the wall as Lucia feels her big tits and kisses her
deeply, Rucca begins feeling on Lucia's ass and the two fondle one
another, as Rucca kisses Lucia's neck and embraces her again with heavy
kisses. Rucca slowly undresses Lucia grasping her tits underneath her
bra and tears her shirt off as Lucia moans.

Rucca pulls down her bra and sucks on her tits, and Lucia slowly
undresses Rucca revealing a light green bra and pulls it down to suckle
on her tits. Lucia drops Rucca's skirt and fingers her through her
panties and zeros in on her tits again, as Rucca reciprocates. Lucia
turns to lean back on Rucca who begins fondling her from behind and
kissing her as Lucia fingers herself. Lucia then rides Rucca's lap
leaning over and flashing her ass as Rucca rubs her down anxiously and
fingers her. Rucca stands against the wall with her leg along the chair
as Lucia bends down to eat her pussy through her panty and slides it
over to suck her clit as Rucca moans and writhes. Rucca mounts Lucia
along the floor and the two embrace kissing and sucking each other's
tits. Rucca then sits on Lucia's face as Lucia eats her out. And of
course Casper the horny ghost steps in to feel up Rucca before we move
on to the next souls.

Varla and The Mistress

Varla finally arrives to the house and she and her potential buyer
admire the scenic view from the balcony of the house. The Mistress
admits that Varla doesn't look like every other real estate broker, and
admits that she's a dominatrix. The two wax flirtatious a bit as Varla
is seemingly uncomfortable and they drift to the fire place which Varla
makes a point of showing her. Says the warbling droning sound in the
background, they're in for some poltergeists of their own. They walk
over to the red room of the previous segment, and Varla shows off a
storage closet which descends into its own room. This has a surefire
long set-up, that's a definite. But Varla is stricken with a hot flash
unable to breath and admits to curiosity to her flirtatious dominatrix
and wonders what a session would be like. Wondering no more, the
mistress begins to slap Varla along the ass rubbing up against her as
Varla giggles and moans. She tears her pants off and leans her over
spanking her bubble butt again and again as Varla giggles revealing her
tattoos. Varla is very different from the women in this compilation and
that's probably a good thing, with a blond mohawk, tattoos and a nose
ring.

She's hot but very unusual a main character and she's fitting of the
second to last segment. Varla screams as the mistress slides her
panties aside spanking her hard and rubs her up. She turns to the
mistress and the two embrace making out and drop to the floor where
Varla begins kissing her tits. The Mistress leans back teasing her as
Varla kisses her and fondles her long legs. She extends them forward
and Varla slowly takes off her stockings worshipping her feet. The
Mistress kisses Varla's large tits tearing off her bra and taps her
pussy playfully. Varla undresses the mistress licking her large tits
and she reciprocates anxiously, dominating Varla, she mounts her and
dry humps her while kissing her tits and the two make out. Varla leans
back spreading her body out as Varla rubs her up and down; Varla
emerges and the two finger each other furiously before Varla goes down
on her fingering her as the mistress groans. Casper grabs the mistress
who snaps out of it noticing the clammy digits and gets back into sex
mode with Varla. And again the two notice the strange haunting and
embrace again as Casper gets her claws in for a few feels.

Lesbian Free for all at Horny Hill

Crabby real estate boss notices that Varla hasn't returned nor has the
buyer and rants about having to come to the rescue. She simply doesn't
want to have to go to the house to get Varla back but she has to... but
as we cleverly forgot, those lesbian nymphos are still at the house,
and still in the grasps of Casper who has left them in sexual throws,
and the boss walks right into the sexual dungeon. All of the "victims"
of the haunted nymphos are in one giant sex pile, kissing, and
embracing, fingering and eating each other out, and Mrs. Tannehauser
walks in and is immediately thrown into the pile submitting to the
sexy lesbians as Casper watches and fondles her victims proudly.That's where I want to go when I die...

Audio/Visuals:

There are no complaints in the audio and visual department, as the
picture, presented in fullscreen, is crisp and sharp with some great
bold colors and soft reds that director Simone accentuates to create
the ghostly atmosphere. The sound is excellent. The dialogue that the
porno relies on is clear and coherent and the set ups are heard and
well recorded. The soundtrack from Kong is entertaining and fits well.

Goodies:

In extras, we're given a chapter selection that allows us to view each
segment separately, and interviews with the entire cast. I don't know
why they had them in sections to choose from when they could have just
had an option to see them all together. Either way, there are some good
tidbits here. At only three to five minute intervals it makes no sense,
but we learn some great tidbits about Mistress Genevieve who is a real
dominatrix, and there's the interview with Rucca who seems almost
frighteningly excited about the premise of her segment. The centerpiece
of the questioning is what drew the performers to women originally, and
the stories are hot. The interview with Varla Vexx is probably the best
of the compilation. There's also the typical gallery slideshow which
are just a series of shots from the film and pin ups, as well there are
only two trailers to Simone Productions films like the lesbian oriented
"Foreign Affairs," and "When Girls Play," which looks damn good.

After Thought:

Even though this wasn't the hardest of hardcore lesbian porn at a
little under two hours I was never bored. The emphasis here is more on
big tits and heavy kissing which is what will serve as a good portion
of lesbian interplay. The performers pull their scenes off well and
each segment is hotter than the last. It made me rethink the lesbian
porn fetish and it's a creative movie with some great set ups. With
some good extras, and great picture quality, "House on Horny Hill" is
worth your buck.