2008, compilation disc, various directors, 130 minutes

The girls (in order of appearance): Tiana Lynn, Barbara Summer, Naomi, Krystal Jordan, Ava Lauren, Sierra Sin, Michelle B., Isabel, Lauren Phoenix, Mae Victoria, Simone West, Missy Monroe, Naudia Nyce, Jade Davin, Delilah Strong, Jamie Elle, Sindee Jennings, Ashley Lace, McKenzee Miles, Alicia Angel, Dasha, Lela Starr, Angela Stone, Leighlani Red, Leah Luv, Jade Fire, Katja Kissin, Amber Rayne, Rachel Milan, Ariana Jollee, Desert Rose, Maya Hills, Michah Moore, Kayla Synz, Harmony, Lexi Belle, Flower Tucci, Mikayla, Lyla Lei, Cytherea, Veronica Rayne, Joselyn Pink, Jacy Andrews, Paulina James, Azalea Lee, Annie Cruz, Rozy Jezel, Alexis Amore.

The guys: Mr. Pete, Shane Diesel, James Deen, Manuel Ferrara, Mario Rossi, Mikey Butders, Tony T, Rex Holes, Brother Love, Dr. Philgood, Mike Adriano, Mark Davis, Erik Everhard, Mark Ashley, Chris Mountain, Mick Blue, Chris Charming.

Men are really pathetic when it comes to cumming. Lots of pumping and stroking to squeeze out one compact dose of sticky, and then it's nap time. The women on this massively messy compilation DVD, on the other hand, can squirt, spray, drip, ooze, flood and otherwise unload Grafenberg goo repeatedly and seemingly at will.

Though achievable by clitoral stimulation, squirting more commonly occurs when well placed and vigorous fingers massage the urethral sponge under the pubic bone, forcing clear alkaline liquid to be secreted by the paraurethral glands upon orgasm. (Thanks, Wikipedia.) The ladies on this disc may or may not be able to explain the process, but they have mastered the technique, some to such a degree that one fears they may pass out from dehydration.

Nearly 40 girls (not all of them squirters) are highlighted on this collection of segments from various DVDs, most dating from 2005-2007. We don't see any scenes from start to finish, but rather arrive in the middle of the action and sometimes leave before there's even a manly money shot. There's no preliminary chitchat, no methodical removing of clothes, no making out or other foreplay - just sucking, fucking and, most importantly, manual pussy pounding by the likes of tough-looking Mr. Pete and Shane Diesel.

The beautiful girls all produce substantial wetness, and all the clips are cock-hardening, but of the 39 scenes, I checked off about 20 that were truly extraordinary. Krystal Jordan enjoys a slow, deep humping from thick-dicked Diesel and cums gently and fluidly. Big-titted, loudmouthed brunette Ava Lauren needs no hand stimulation, just JamesDeen's tool to get her to shoot several thick streams. There are camera lens wetters like Jamie Elle and Sindee Jennings (who licks her own juice off the glass), and anal enthusiasts like Alicia Angel and Ariana Jollee. There are solo divas like the stunning Dasha, who slaps her pussy to get it to cry mega-tears, and Desert Rose, who prefers to apply a vibrator to her clit to summon up multiple geysers.

And then there are the legendary nastiest of the nasty, the wettest of the wet: Sierra Sin and Angela Stone, who fill a large glass vase with their stuff; Filipina hottie Annie Cruz; hall of famer Cytherea, who, quite understandably, goes all shaky and weak each time she ejaculates; and small-breasted, thick-bottomed Flower Tucci. The latter lovely appears a couple of times on this disc, but her closing solo performance is a triumph, ranging from multi-finger-fucking, squatting on a fat dildo, stabbing her twat with a creepy dildo shaped like a man's hand, and finally getting off on a Sybian vibrator. Amazing she doesn't electrocute herself on that thing considering the dangerous mix of current and water.

THE DVD

New Sensations' disc is easily navigable and responsive to commands. There are none of those annoying preliminary ads to endure at the start, like on so many other DVDs; after the legal disclaimers, you go directly to the full-motion main menu, where you have the options of Play Movie, Scene Selection and Special Features. The scene menu screen is broken into quadrants of live action, conveniently breaking up the action into Scenes 1-10, 11-20, etc. Locating your favorites is a snap.

The scenes, having been drawn from numerous DVDs released over a five-year period, are chiefly in two aspect ratios: full frame 4x3 and 16x9 widescreen, the latter windowboxed (black bars on all four sides). The simple stereo is adequate for the task of dispersing groans, howls and "yes, fuck me!'s."

The bonus material is slight: a photo gallery (the girls pose in more demure moods than they exhibit in the clips), an oft-used ad for the New Sensations web site (albeit with nice hardcore visuals) and "Company Info," which is a screen giving the company's Chatsworth address. Well, thanks for that.

 THE LAST WORD

Fans of female ejaculation will get their soggy dollars' worth with this two-hour-plus compilation disc, while vagina jizz initiates will be wide-eyed and maybe a little frightened by the strange and magical pussy power of chicks like Angela Stone and Cytherea. Loaded with hot and horny talent literally letting it all out, the main program is strong enough to compensate for the lack of substantial bonus material. Along with your box of tissues, have a roll or two of paper towels handy.