TV's Greatest Parody Hits Volume #1: Blockbusters!

Hustler/ X-Play Media

Genre: Sitcum Porn Parodies, Compilation

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: See below for individual scene listings

Length: 160:52 minutes

Dates of Production: 4/17/2008 to 7/22/2009 (see individual titles for exact production dates)

Extras: There were four separate Behind the Scenes features here, one from the Bradys, Bewitched, Cosbys, and Married With Children; all of them representative of the many more minutes each offered up on the original discs. There was also a DVD intro replay feature and some trailers.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: TV's Greatest Parody Hits Volume #1: Blockbusters! was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Will Ryder for release by Hustler, only one scene from Not Bewitched XXX coming from another company (Adam & Eve). I spot checked a few of the scenes to their original discs and they looked the same to me so I'll suggest you go to the individual reviews for more details on how they looked and sounded but frankly, all of them were at least pretty good or better, a few of them very sweet indeed.

Body of Review: Director Will Ryder has been referred to as many things in recent years, garnering accolades for his porn parody "sitcums" that have truly taken hold of the industry in a major way. While some refer to the multi-award winning director of the year as "the best of the best", "the king of porn spoofs", or even "that self promoting jerk who outsells all of my directors", his status has held firm as the virtual Emperor of Sitcum porn parodies despite the best attempts by lesser companies to dethrone the creative force of nature. That said, he released a compilation of sitcum scenes late last year that I finally got around to checking out, the result of which was as much a marketing device to buy the originals as it was a solid collection of scenes from some of the best parodies the porn world has to offer in the form of TV's Greatest Parody Hits Volume #1: Blockbusters!. If you have yet to see one of his titles, this compilation is exactly the kind of thing you might want to pick up since each scene was surrounded by some of the comedic material that sets his works apart from his peers. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Not The Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia: Teagan Presley, in what has been billed as her last "boy/girl" scene on camera, was up last with the mighty Evan Stone in the locker room. Teagan was dressed in a neon pink cheerleader outfit and Evan could have had her as well as Emma and Maya but he wanted her all to himself. The pair macked on each other in such a manner that the camera slipped a bit much (showing it was a set) and when she eventually fell from the bench, the directors surprise was recorded in the background but it was a decent "last scene" by the cute lady all the same, his licking and their active fucking a nice way for her to exit the scene. Teagan's blowjob was not her best of late but she liked fucking with Evan and it showed, his seed blasted onto her face by the end. In an interview, Teagan said it like this regarding the scene: ""In late March, early April this year, Presley filmed what would end up her final boy/girl scene with Evan Stone for her role as Marcia Brady in X-Play's big sequel, Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. "I made the decision to end my boy/girl career right after I filmed this for Jeff (Mullen) and Scott (David) because of personal drama that made me rethink everything. At the time, it seemed like I was the only one, along side Josh, that believed this was the right decision for me, but Jeff and Scott not only backed my decision, but have continued to support me since we shot. I was so thrilled to hear I will be back as Marcia again in Part 3," Presley shares with sentiment.""

Scene Two: Not Bewitched XXX: Sasha Grey, the performer of the year per AVN, was up first as an ice queen model in search of sexual satisfaction at the hands of male newcomer Aaron Wilcoxxx in Larry's office. The pair kissed and her bright orange dress allowed him easy access to her coochie, Aaron clearing off the desk to make for a platform they could fuck on. He snacked on her crotch and she appeared to enjoy it, reciprocating with another of her fantastic knob slobbing blowjobs that was messy and terribly hot at the same time. Sasha might not be my personal favorite performer but when it comes to giving head, she is definitely a world class cocksucker with great experience, leading to some active vaginal riding where she ground her hips into his erection to make it a swell bout of boning. Sasha gave some dirty talk as she rode him and while I did not detect any personal chemistry between them to make it the best scene it could be, the energy generated sure made it a nice opener (especially for a comedic porn parody released by couples friendly Adam & Eve!). The ending wad of genetic juice graced her mouth and face just before the post coital head she gave, no swallowing provided but fun all the same.

Scene Three: Not Three's Company XXX: Brynn Tyler, this time in a medical clinic, was up next with Eric "Al Bundy" Swiss after her pervert doctor (played by James Bartholet) felt her up. Eric took his time examining her crotch with his tongue, the happy juice she was on erasing her inhibitions significantly. That led to her aggressively blowing him, her oral skills quite solid from the looks of it, her greedy lips wrapping around his cock as she went at it. The couple then vaginally boned like they owned each other, Brynn a lot hotter than Suzanne ever was as far as I am concerned. The active riding led to her taking a mouth pop, Cynthia Damage having a cameo role as a nurse.

Scene Four: Not The Cosbys XXX: Misty "Denise" Stone, again the hottest babe of the movie, was up last in a scene with moper Scotty Lyons. She wanted to lose her virginity but also was mad at her boyfriend, the gal seducing the scruffy looking guy on the flower print couch but moving him up to her parents' bedroom to do the deed. She jumped on top of him and they kissed, her lips wrapping around his cock as she engulfed him during the blowjob. Misty was lean enough to look her character's age, her sexy figure enticing enough to get Scotty to go down on her long enough to juice her up for the vaginal positions. She was most active on top of him and loved to do taste testing, the young lady a charmer throughout the movie during the sex and non sex parts of the show. Her loud grunting was slightly distracting but she is welcome to distract me that way any time she likes, especially if she takes a mouth pop as well in real life. Nice!

Scene Five: Not Married With Children XXX: Brittany O'Connell, playing a visibly accurate "Peg Bundy" as seen on the front cover, was up next in bed with Eric "Al Bundy" Swiss, the couple trying out some "mints" used by his rival at the shoe store to bend women to his will. Brittany was a pretty big name back in her day (in the early 1990's) for her sexual skills, her cock sucking prowess such that she proved she still had it going on. She then moved her leg over his head to straddle his face, Eric eating her out as she continued blowing him in the 69 position. They then started vaginally boning, Brittany pushing back to meet his thrusts, departing from the television show in how long he lasted but serving her up a decent load of semen all over her upper torso just the same.

Scene Six: Not Monday Night Football XXX: Jaelyn Fox, Delia Darling, Amia Miley, Layla Rivera, and Eric John, were up next in a cheerleader scene reminiscent of the kind of playful antics found in a great many Jim Holliday fuck flicks. I had hoped sexy Sarah Vandella would have joined in with them since she was one of the highlights of the show but I patiently waited for the next scene to see her in action, the locker room tryst including a lot of lesbian antics even if there wasn't enough cock to go around. Cheerleader outfits on young, nubile bodies always work for me and while the inexperienced gals posed a lot too much and looked at the camera, they did work his dick very well orally and the vaginal sex while keeping their smiling faces engaged in pussy when not inhaling his meat pipe. There was some toy use this time too, the ending facial not shared as effectively.

Summary: TV's Greatest Parody Hits Volume #1: Blockbusters! by director Will Ryder for release by Hustler was not my favorite release of his to date since I already have all of his wonderful releases but it was certainly strong enough as both a marketing gimmick and an introduction to why his movies are considered head and shoulders above the competition so I rated it as Highly Recommended for those of you interested in modern comedy parody porn and in finding out what the craze is all about. It would have been nice if one of Will's as yet unreleased titles was given a scene here too but as it stands, this was a good representation of his works to date. In short, TV's Greatest Parody Hits Volume #1: Blockbusters! provided six looks into the reasoning why every major organization and critic have applauded the titles released by X-Play, the total amount of fuck for the buck and strokability exceptionally high for a single disc release so check it out already.