Ass Ass & More Ass
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Release date:
February 17, 2010 -
Runtime:
2h 21m -
Cast:
Ava Rose|Luscious Lopez|Jayden James|Jordan Septo|Kelly Divine|Julie Cash
Genre: Gonzo
Director: Jordan Septo
Cast:Kelly Divine, Christian, Jayden Jaymes, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Marco Banderas, Julie Cash, Ava Rose.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Jayden Jaymes
Length: 02:21
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom free sex and the second for 2010 Dr. Jay's Must See Girl Jayden Jaymes.
Few movie titles ever hit the nail on the head better than Ass, Ass, and More Ass. Director Jordan Septo and his Venom studio brought together 10 of the most bountiful ass cheeks you'll ever see to star in this five-scene gonzo movie. Whose asses? Let's star with covergirl Kelly Divine's truly divine ass. One of my favorite girls, Jayden Jaymes, also brings her ass to the party. And, to add to the fun, the cast includes the big booties owned by Ava Rose, Julie Cash, and Luscious Lopez.
Ass, Ass, and More Ass boasts two absolutely superb "A+" scenes. Kelly Divine's encounter with Christian is amazing--one of the best boy/girl scenes I've reviewed in 2010--and is must-see. In addition, Jayden Jaymes, with Alec Knight in Scene Two, is so hot that she defies words.
The remaining three scenes are, in my opinion, "filler." Scenes Three and Four both earn "B" grades while Scene Five, which should have been left on the cutting room floor, earns a "D-." Ava Rose, who has never "clicked" with me, didn't bother to prepare herself for her scene (her fingernails look atrocious), didn't cum, and spit out Marco Banderas' semen. What a waste of a half-hour of my time. On the other hand, Ava's partner, Marco Banderas, managed to cum twice during the scene. That's impressive.
Overall, the sex in Ass, Ass, and More Ass earns a "B" grade. That's "good." However, the movie really drops the ball with regards to video (the colors are way off--both white balance and saturation settings are poor) and production values (the locations/sets are tacky). For these reasons, I'm rating this movie "Rent It."
Check out some photos of the girls in Ass, Ass, and More Ass here.
Pay particular attention to the photos of the incomparable Jayden Jaymes and deliciously wicked Kelly Divine! Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Ass, Ass, and More Ass can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Kelly Divine, Christian.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When the credits finish rolling, the camera zooms in on Kelly's plump, wet, and delightful ass as she kneels on a nondescript couch and welcomes us to her scene...and her ass: "Hi, I'm Kelly Divine and this is my big, juicy, and very well known ass." She squeezes her butt cheeks, which are nicely framed by a miniscule thong, and asks: "Do you like it?" Do fish swim? Of course we like it, Kelly! Then, she shakes, caresses, jiggles, squeezes, spanks, and flexes it for us. Believe me, she really knows how to take maximum advantage of her "ass-ets." She also strips off her thong to give us a peek at her wet pussy and tight anus. She strokes her labia briefly, too. In due course, Kelly coos, "You ready to see me take a big cock? Wanna see my ass bounce up and down on it? I think it's time." On cue, Christian steps up to Kelly, grabs her head, and forces it against his crotch so she can play with his bulging cock, which is still imprisoned in his jeans. Meanwhile, Christian sharply slaps Kelly's fine butt. Believe me, Christian's pants are soon history and his dick quickly finds a warm and inviting home inside Kelly's voracious mouth. Even better, it's able to travel all the way down her throat as Kelly gives him an absolutely outstanding taste of her awesome and gag- and stringer-intensive deep-throat skills. She can even stick out her tongue and lick his balls as his cock stuffs her throat! As you might expect, Christian really likes Kelly's fellatio technique and rewards her with kisses, spanks, slaps, and pussy-pleasing cunnilingus. He even pinches her nose while his cock is completely down her throat! Before Kelly and Christian move on to sex, they spend a bit of extremely enjoyable time in 69. Then, Kelly jumps aboard his dick in cowgirl and the two fuck the shit out of each other using sexy moves that include lots of ass-jiggling. God, I love her ass! As the scene unfolds, Kelly and Christian enjoy several other high-energy and slightly-edgy (lots of slapping and spanking of tits, ass, and face) vaginal positions, which are interspersed with bouts of superlative pussy-to-mouth. Indeed, Christian plows Kelly's cunt to repeated orgasms while she lays on her side (Kelly three-finger-fucks herself while Christian plows her vagina during this position), in kneeling doggie (Christian rams his thumb up Kelly's ass to DP her during doggie), in spoon, and in reverse cowgirl. Throughout the scene, Kelly's and Christian's chemistry boils constantly. This is one of the best couplings I've seen in 2010! In fact, I'm putting it on my list of potential nominees for the 2011 XRCO (X-Rated Critic's Organization) awards. It even ends on a super-high note when Christian plasters Kelly's face and mouth with his semen. Like a superstar, Kelly gargles his cum, sucks him dry, and swallows every drop!
Foreplay: Striptease, ass jiggling/flexing, kissing, spanking, hair pulling, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, stringers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, 69, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon, on-her-side; double-vaginal with three fingers plus dick.
Anal Positions: Finger-fucking only; DP with cock/fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 4.95
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.40
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Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Jayden Jaymes, Alec Knight.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in a bright blue bikini that nicely matches her beautiful abdomen tattoo, magnificent Jayden Jaymes, a 2010 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl, kneels on an ordinary bed in a mundane bedroom and shows off her beautiful ass cheeks by flexing them individually and "as a team" (It's fucking HOT to watch Jayden make her ass cheeks "talk!"). Meanwhile, director Jordan Septo, behind the camera, chats her up. As the set-up continues, Jayden tugs down her panties and gives us an up-close-and-personal introduction to her bejeweled pussy and tight pretty asshole, too. She even finger-fucks herself for us. But, her ass-flexing skills are the real attraction during the scene set-up. Once we have been privileged to meet every square centimeter of Jayden's butt, lucky Alec Knight joins her; slaps, kneads, spreads, licks, and squeezes her ass cheeks; rims her asshole; finger-fucks and eats her pussy; and jacks her clit. The attention soon focuses on Alec's dick and Jayden gives him a to-die-for handjob and deep-throat-and stringer-intensive and gag-inducing blowjob. Meanwhile, Alec unlaces Jayden's top to release her fantastic tits from confinement. And, he powerfully fucks her throat, too. Before moving on to sex, Alec takes another opportunity to gorge himself on Jayden's pussy, lick her asshole, and jiggle her butt cheeks (his actions make her squeal with delight). Then, after sucking Alec's cock one more time for good measure, Jayden mounts Alec in cowgirl, slowly inches his huge cock into her extremely tight--yet naturally lubricated and juicy--cunt, and begins to fuck him with slow and deep moves while erotically jiggling her ass cheeks. As the scene continues to unfold, Jayden and Alex enjoy 69, reverse cowgirl (Jayden's moves--and her body--defy explanation during this segment), side-saddle cowgirl, while she lays on her side (her butt cheeks look especially hot during this position), and kneeling doggie. To finish up this delightful and multi-orgasmic scene, Alec pumps his load into Jayden's wide-open mouth and onto her face and tits. She vacuums and milks his dick dry, shows off her cum-filled mouth, and swallows greedily.
Foreplay: Striptease, ass jiggling/flexing, mutual stripping, body licking, masturbation, spanking, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking, labia sucking, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side, 69.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth facial; she swallows.
Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.10
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Scene 3
Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Luscious Lopez, Marco Banderas
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: While standing in front of truly hideous-looking purple drapes that do little to stop the outside light from pouring through the window, Luscious Lopez, dressed in a miniscule green bikini shows off her curvaceous body while introducing herself and welcoming us to her scene. Happily, she promises that we'll get to see her fucked in the ass. She soon gives us a good look at her bounteous butt cheeks, shakes and jiggles them for us, pulls aside her panties, and then masturbates for us by finger-fucking her pussy and her asshole. Meanwhile, she inflames our lust with her naughty words: "I'm dying to get a stiff cock inside me!" Luscious continues to strip for us, masturbating while baring her breasts and her very curvy and womanly body for us. Once Luscious has lit our fires, she struts, naked, across the room to where Marco Banderas awaits. The two immediately begin to share some intense kisses while they grope and caress each other. Soon, they are entangled as Luscious wraps her meaty legs around Marco's body. He reacts to her brazenness by squeezing and kneading her generous ass cheeks. Next, Luscious drops to her knees, unzips Marco's pants, pulls out his dick, and gives him a noisy and enthusiastic blowjob that's replete with deep-throat thrusts, balls-gobbling, gagging, and lots of stringers. Meanwhile, Marco gropes Luscious' body and spanks her meaty ass cheeks. Without benefit of cunnilingus, sex begins vaginally when Luscious mounts and fucks Marco in cowgirl. Luscious fucks Marco so well that she almost makes him cum. But, he's able to restrain himself and continue fucking her soaking wet pussy like the pro he is. As the scene continues, Luscious and Marco also make use of reverse cowgirl and kneeling doggie to fuck vaginally. Better, however, are the three anal positions they enjoy: doggie, missionary, and cowgirl. The scene concludes with a facial, during which Marco jerks off into Luscious' mouth and onto her face. She sucks and milks him dry and his load disappears down her throat. This hot scene would have been much better had Marco eaten Luscious' pussy during the scene.
Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, masturbation, spanking, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling, finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 4.20
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.60
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Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Julie Cash, Alec Knight
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Buxom blond Julie Cash, dressed in a bikini that's so small that it barely covers her bounteous tits, struts into a living room, introduces herself (She came all the way from Texas to shoot the scene!), and shows off her big booty. She shakes and jiggles her butt for us, poses provocatively, squeezes her fine tits, and strips. Alec Knight soon joins Julie on a nondescript couch, spanks and fondles her big ass cheeks, strokes her labia, and helps her out of her remaining clothes. Julie loves Alec's touch and giggles delightfully. Magnetically attracted to Julie's pretty and tasty pussy, Alec soon buries his tongue between her labia and gives her damned nice cunnilingus. Julie soon decides that she wants to see and "play with" Alec's cock. So, she unzips his jeans, pulls out his rod, and gives him a stringer-intensive blowjob that includes lots of talented handwork and balls gobbling. Meanwhile, Julie's big fine tits bounce delightfully and her pretty blue eyes lock with ours so that she can share her lust with us. She also uses a bit of naughty vocabulary to praise Alec's dick. In due course, Alec asks Julie to sit on the couch. He spreads her legs wide and goes down on her pussy for a second bout of ravenous cunnilingus. Meanwhile, Julie groans contentedly and pulls on Alec's hair. Alec soon slips his cock into Julie's pussy and fucks it while she lies on her side. Meanwhile, Julie spanks her own bounteous ass, spreads her butt cheeks, squeals with delight, talks nasty, and squeezes Alec's pistoning cock with her hands. As the scene continues, Julie straddles and fucks Alec in cowgirl (she uses some pretty fine moves!), lets Alec fuck her powerfully in mish, and again shows off her passionate and erotic moves while she and Alec fuck in Julie's "favorite" position....doggie. Doggie must really do something special for Julie because she's soon screaming, "You're going to make me cum!" Her subsequent orgasm appears to pleasure every cell in her body! Afterward, she keeps on fucking Alec as his own orgasm inches closer and closer. When Alec can no longer hold back, he pulls out of Julie's pussy and, once she's dropped to her knees and opened her mouth, jacks off into Julie's mouth. Like a good slut, Julie swallows! Then, as the scene comes to an end, Julie uses the tip of her tongue to lick Alec's throbbing dick.
Foreplay: Striptease, ass jiggling, mutual stripping, body licking, masturbation, spanking, tit squeezing, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, stringers, balls-gobbling, cunnilingus, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 4.35
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.80
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Scene 5
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Ava Rose, Marco Banderas
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in a sexy--yet somehow business-appropriate--black dress, Ava momentarily sits on her executive-style desk and then stands, hikes up her dress, and shows off her meaty ass cheeks. After giving us a peek, she tugs her dress back down as if to say, "That's enough for now!" Instantly, after an abrupt edit, Ava is again atop her desk as Marco approaches. Ava lunges at Marco, quickly unzips his pants, and gives him an enthusiastic and slobbery blowjob that includes deep-throating, stringers, and balls-gobbling. Meanwhile, Marco reaches across the desk to spank Ava's generous butt cheeks. And, he thrusts his dick deep down her throat to, in effect, fuck it. Marco soon begs Ava to "get naked." She eagerly complies and, within seconds, she is bending over her desk, in doggie, so that Marco can fuck her pussy--and spank her ass cheeks--from behind. Marco so enjoys fucking Ava's pussy that he simply must cum...he pulls out and shoots a load of sperm onto her meaty ass cheeks. Mere mortals, like you and me, would be finished. But, Marco's a superstud and keeps fucking Ava in several more positions, including cowgirl, as she lies on her side atop her desk, missionary, and reverse cowgirl. For her part, Ava keeps Marco's semen on her ass through the rest of the scene. It looks damned fine there, especially when Ava shows off her hot and sexy moves in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Marco's first load, accompanied by his sexual prowess that allows him to "keep on fucking," really ignites both his and Ava's passions...their chemistry during the remainder of the scene is unmistakable. Sadly, however, Ava's passion doesn't result in an orgasm for her. Marco, however, does cum a second time...onto her face and into her mouth. Sadly, Ava does what she should not...and spits.
Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, spanking, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits.
Sex rating: 3.05
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.10
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The DVD-9 Disc I reviewed contains a full motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per sex scene; a nearly four-minute long cum shot recap; a three-minute long self-running slide show of hard and pretty girl photos; and a 17-minute-long behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The BTS contains video of the girls being made up and having their hair styled; shots of Jayden posing, shaking, and flexing her magnificent ass cheeks for us; before- and after-sex (and cum-covered) impromptu discussions; a very interesting interview of Kelly Divine in which she divulges all sorts of cool porn-star stories; and video of the still photo shoots. This selection of extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.
The best things about Ass, Ass, and More Ass include:
Ass, Ass, and More Ass could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Ass, Ass, and More Ass include:
Recap
Average sex rating: 4.31
Average video rating: 3.50
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 2.80
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 3.32
Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)