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Seinfeld A XXX Parody #2

New Sensations

Genre: Sitcum Porn Parody

Director: Lee Roy Myers

Cast: Gracie Glam, Eric John, Asa Akira, Ann Marie Rios, Mr. Pete, Kristina Rose, Mark Wood, Tessa Taylor, James Deen, Nika Noir
Non-sex role: Steve Pomerants

Length: 111:59 minutes

Gracie Glam

Date of Production: 5/2010

Extras: This was another one of the big titles of the year for the company so it got the double disc treatment, starting off the second disc with a 64:06 minute long "party version" of the movie. This was kind of cool, though an explanation as to the difference between the regular version would have been nice. That was followed by 42:37 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Ralph Long that included some comments by the cast telling of their roles was well handled. There was an unrelated bonus scene between Gracie Glam and Christian XXX in scene from "Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories 1" as well, lasting 25:37 minutes. Then came a pop shot recap, 5:57 minutes of outtakes, a bunch of sitcum trailers, spam, and an iPod compatible version of the movie on DVD Rom. In all, it was a great selection of extras, most of them related too.

Condoms: None

Ann Marie Rios and Asa Akira

Audio/Video Quality: Seinfeld A XXX Parody #2 was presented in a sharp looking 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen picture as shot by director Lee Roy Myers for New Sensations using the MPEG-2 codec with 480 resolution. The movie took fewer liberties than some of the director's works of the recent past, the tone set in the original volume, the cast showing more comfort in their approach this time as written by Axel and AJ Slater. There were few compression artifacts and the video bitrate seemed to hover around the 5.2 Mbps, the fluid camerawork closer to the technical attributes of the original. The editing by Gabrielle Anex enhanced the final product and it compared nicely to some of Myers most recent efforts, ensuring fans of the genre should be pleased. The company logo was always present in the lower right hand corner with a light watermark but it wasn't obtrusive except in a few of the sex scenes. The SD audio was presented in a standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, no separation between the channels, a limited dynamic range, and sound-alike music to fit the bill of the original. In all then, the show was an even better send up to the popular series, the technical aspects capably handled and up to Myers' usual standards in most ways, the material doing well to mimic the original show.

Kristina Rose (as Elaine)

Body of Review: Seinfeld A XXX Parody 1 was what several of my friends tell me placed director Lee Roy Myers and his work for New Sensations "on the map" for them, their mixed feelings about previous and subsequent works often revealing as much about what they expected from a sitcum porn parody as any changes in quality level of his movies. While not exactly his biggest fan since his beginnings in the industry, I have watched enough of his movies (nearly all of them thanks to voting in various awards shows) to see that he has made serious inroads at challenging a few of the bigger "names" in the parody market of late, his better efforts appealing beyond just their sexual content. His latest to make it my way is called Seinfeld A XXX Parody #2 and while I had some concerns about the original volume in the series, I have to admit that this was an upgrade in every sense of the word. The major cast members were all brought back and each of them seemed more comfortable in their roles, the script a takeoff on one of my favorite episodes of the show regarding a contest between the quartet to stay chaste. The technical aspects seemed to improve as well, my contention that as he gains experience, the director finds new ways to get the most out of the staffers as well as the casts of his shows, this one a prime candidate for a high definition upgrade and some awards.

Tessa Taylor with James Deen

The back cover described the movie like this: "From New Sensations, the studio that brought you "The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody" and "Reno 911: A XXX Parody," comes a pitch perfect sequel to one of the most successful parodies of all time in "Seinfeld 2: A XXX PARODY!" After a series of personal mishaps, the gang decides to place a bet on who can go the longest without having sex. In this hilarious sequel to the best selling original parody, Krammer, Gorge, Elaina and Gerry do their utmost to outlast each other in this contest of celibacy. Who will falter first? Who will be the last to succumb to their carnal desires? Can the woman outlast the men? We know you can't wait to find out, so come and join us for all the silly, crazy, and erotic fun! All of your favorite characters are parodied including Gerry, Elaina, Gorge, Krammer, and more in "SEINFELD 2: A XXX PARODY." Featuring an All-Star cast including James Deen, Kristina Rose, Eric John, Ann Marie Rios, Gracie Glam, Nika Noir, and Asa Akira." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Nika Noir and Gracie Glam

Scene One: Gracie Glam, a very attractive brunette with an all natural body, was up first as she caused Eric John to lose his bet on the love seat. She wore a seriously smoking hot bra and panty set complete with fishnets and garter, her oral skills extremely proficient as she enthusiastically slobbed his knob. They moved into a 69 position to allow him a taste of her pussy and ass, Gracie impaling herself on his pecker vaginally as she moaned in pleasure. Their personal chemistry aside, they passionately engaged in various positions until he rubbed out a nut of genetic juice to her face for her to taste, her afterglow enhanced by his load all over her mug.

The extras disc

Scene Two: Asa Akira, a curvy Asian cutie, and sleek Latina Ann Marie Rios, were up next in a hospital bed in what started as a lesbian lick-a-thon but soon included Mr. Pete as he added a manly touch to their tryst. The gals kissed and went down on one another, Pete diddling them before he began taking turns pounding their active pussies. The gals were a bit over the top on vocals, especially Asa, but they continued to service each other as Pete worked them over. Asa was dripping wet thanks to Pete's handiwork too, the ladies never shying away from each other's juices at all until they took the facial and shared it. Asa then provided some post coital head to finish things up, all of them showing an affinity for each other.

Scene Three: Kristina Rose, the shapely brunette with the great ass seen on the front cover, was up next on the couch with Mark Wood, her decision to break up with him delayed until they engaged in some anal sex. While he was the most wooden of actors in the whole show, he handled her needs fairly well, their kissing and pawing of one another leading to her aggressively inhaling his cock orally. She jerked him off as she blew him, her dress and pantyhose shoved aside to grant him greater access to her pussy. The active vaginal took back seat to her even more impressive anal (no pun intended), Kristina fingering herself as she continued to push against his pecker in some heated cowgirl variations. They did a little more vaginal screwing before he tossed out a large wad of spunk to her ass, her orgasm not in question if you ask Nadine (my toy testing pal that thought the movie merited a full "Xcritic Pick" rating).

Scene Four: Tessa Taylor, a sexy little blond shown throughout the show, was up next on the couch wearing animal print bikini undies as James Deen jumped her bones. She was breathing hard and fast as he massaged her pussy, his oral work on her pussy pushing her over the limit as she massaged her tits and moaned in a somewhat over the top manner. Her nipples were hard and his cock grew harder, particularly when she began sucking him off like she was tapping straight into his balls. Her eye contact with James assisted in displaying some connection between them, the rhythmatic pounding of her pussy mostly passive but for his driven manner. The scene ended quickly though, seemingly shorter than the other scenes (I wasn't keeping close track), Tessa happily taking his facial finish with a smile.

Scene Five: Nika Noir, a sexy Russian babe, and curvy Gracie Glam, were up last in a lesbian tryst on a white couch, their skimpy clothing soon pushed aside to allow greater access for the kissing and eating out that took place. They went at each other with a lot of energy and enthusiasm, the idea that the scene stuck out in this manner amusing to some (not everyone likes lesbian scenes as much as I do) but not me. The cunnilingus showed both getting into the action, some major hand in twat antics punctuating the flexible females more than the toys that came afterwards.

Summary: Seinfeld A XXX Parody #2 by director Lee Roy Myers for New Sensations won me over on the better sexual exploits, the amusing storyline, and the way the cast seemed to become more like the originals than ever before so I rated it as Highly Recommended. The replay value of the sex was just as obvious as the comedic dialogue and the ladies were all top notch winners such as Kristina Rose, Asa Akira, Gracie Glam, and Nika Noire in terms of their sexual prowess. The blending of the sex with the story worked really well too, the addition of a few false starts helping to avoid the stereotypical "insert sex scene here" dynamic I hate so much in this genre, making it clear that Myers has not sat still in his attempts to make the best movies possible. In short, Seinfeld A XXX Parody #2 provided some serious sexual chemistry and heat while offering a well rounded plot the cast could work with (at least as well as the originals did in the series most times), Steve Pomerants giving another award worthy performance in his non-sex role. If you enjoy sitcums with good sex and solid extras, this double disc set was one of the best you will find this season.