Bubble Butt Babysitters

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Tom Byron

Cast: Alexis Texas, Jack Lawrence, Kelly Divine, Tom Byron, Alexis Breeze, Jordan Ash, Katy Karson, Christian XXX, Jennifer White

Length: 145:05 minutes

Alexis Texas

Date of Production: 7/1/2010

Extras: For some, the best extra will be the 27:57 minute long bonus scene between Tom and Briana Love from Lord of Asses #11, the cheeky babe always welcome in flicks I review. There was also a 22:07 minute long set of interviews and photoshoot footage, adding some value to the show. There was also a set of trailers, a photogallery, and some spam.

Condoms: None

Kelly Divine

Audio/Video Quality: Bubble Butt Babysitters was presented in a 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen offering as shot by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec (like most standard definition titles are, using a 480 resolution). The camera work mixed it up this time with a bit of tease footage taken inside the house, including some quality time of the ladies in skimpy outfits or naked, but much of it out by Tom's pool where the lighting was better too. The video maintained a bitrate of mid 4.1 Mbps most of the time, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to almost none and each scene provided solid flesh tones that appeared to be accurate as Craig and Tom worked the cameras. The composition and lighting appearing to favor the female cast as expected, efforts to edit the material for a more polished look working out nicely. The editing by Tom was generally decent, showing the same level of skill as the last time I checked out one of his movies for review, albeit I wished some additional tease footage was left in the scenes or provided in the extras section of the DVD. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor so I would say it was aurally average in most respects.

Alexis Breeze

Body of Review: Tom Byron is a man that left Houston, Texas with a plan to jump on the porn bandwagon back in 1982, his sorted journey leading to his creation of Tom Byron Pictures when he decided to become his own man on both sides of the camera. Tom is known for offering quality gonzo titles, his casting tending to be among the best in the business when it comes to women with shapely ass cheeks, making Bubble Butt Babysitters, his latest creation to make it my way, all the more appealing even before I knew any of the specifics about it. As an ass aficionado for years, the thought of a movie populated with bubble shaped butts certainly drew me in, the babysitter angle used to suggest the ladies were also youthful in appearance. This time, the featured starlet was sexy Alexis Texas, her ass known throughout the world as showing why things really are "bigger in Texas", but the cast also contained curvy babes like Kelly Divine, Katy Karson, Jennifer White, and Alexis Breeze so I knew that my needed ass quotient for the day would be suitably covered by checking this one out. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Katy Karson with Christian XXX

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the bountiful booty babe featured on the front cover of the movie was up first, the gal having ridden her bicycle over to the office of Jack Lawrence, her ass cheeks hanging out of her cut off shorts. They discussed her babysitting for him, Alexis needing money so she was open to other chores as well. They agreed upon her doing some light cleaning in a maid outfit, the camera following her ass as she changed and then cleaned the office. The upskirt look worked for Jack as much as it did for me, the job progressing into a massage to get a kink out of his pants (his growing erection). One thing led to another and she was blowing him actively, swinging her leg around to make it a full fledged 69 so he could eat her out as well, then an assortment of vaginal positions. With some intermittent oral by both of them along the way, they continued to enthusiastically ride until he bust a wad of genetic juice on her naïve ass; both staying in character with a wink.

Jennifer White with Tom Byron

Scene Two: Kelly Divine, another gal with an ample sample of an ass, was up next as she played the babysitter who took advantage of some time to go swimming in the pool of Tom Byron, the man spying on her as she changed into a skimpy pink thong in the backyard. The string rode up her ass and into her snatch, the light jazz score appropriate to the upbeat mood established, Tom eventually coming out to help her oil up. The wet look worked really well for Kelly, the couple going back inside to get some water (she followed him inside). He wiped the oil off and she asked him to continue caressing her ass, Tom covering her with light kisses before going to town in terms of stuffing his face between her ass cheeks and eating her out. They kidded about smothering and it suited them both, Kelly aggressively slobbing his knob until they began boning vaginally. Kelly was nicely active here, showing little chemistry but certainly providing lots of visual appeal. There was a little taste testing but the rest of the scene kept to the basics, Tom jerking out a load of population pudding to her bulbous butt.

Scene Three: Alexis Breeze, a thick Latina with a great set of curves was up next, providing a standard tease strip session rather than do ay acting like the previous ladies. Once the tease was over, she climbed onto the granite countertop where Jordan Ash helped her take off her shorts, his request that she shake her ass met with his attentive hand and fingers working her over. She moaned a lot and he rimmed her, the gal soon turning around to blow him with a moderate degree of talent. They then screwed vaginally but she was passive initially, only showing any active skills when she was bouncing on top of him. This soon led to him rubbing out a bunch of spunk to her face, the entire scene lacking in the thematic connection to make it fit as part of the whole.

Scene Four: Katy Karson, a cute gal with impressive curves, was up next wearing skintight pants, her ass stuffed inside them to reveal a hip heavy body made for fucking. As the babysitter, she had trouble with the car seat, bugging a sarcastic Christian XXX to assist her, all the usual innuendos employed as he ogled her. That led to some caresses that she liked, the pair kissing as their clothing began coming off in the garage. She started sucking him off with a standing hummer, the two moving inside to a couch where she made a lot of noise inhaling his pecker while looking at the camera. They then started vaginal penetration positions with Katy cleaning him off orally from time to time, her own juices exciting her even more. She was a relatively passive lay her form jiggling as she eventually put some energy into it. Christian then tossed off a wad of semen to her face, dangling streams of sperm gracing her face as they discussed future employment.

Scene Five: Jennifer White, a thick brunette wearing some orange shorts and a white tank top was up last, working out in a baseball field to show her level of fitness. Tom Byron called her for a last minute babysitting job, the man picking her up and the couple hanging out on the black leather couch as he physically admired her ass. Tom then stuffed his face into her clothed ass, Jennifer kneeling down to give him greater access, his spanking her cheeks getting her more into it. He then pulled her shorts off to go down on her, her moaning telling him how much she liked it before she reciprocated with a sweet little blowjob. The levels of chemistry seemed to vary considerably here, almost as if Jennifer was trying to make up her mind whether she liked him as more than just a paycheck or not, their 69 evolving into a series of vaginal penetration positions including more intermittent oral by both of them. It was actually a fun scene with a degree of playfulness shown too, his eventual load of spew landing on her tits as she smiled happily.

Bonus Scene: Lord of Asses #11: Brianna Love, the gorgeous hotty seen on the lower middle of the front cover (wearing blue shorts pulled down around her ass cheeks), was up next and gave a decent tease session that relied mostly on outdoor footage taken on a sunny day. To say she is fine is an understatement and as much as I'd run away with Delilah or Annette, I'd still think of her from time to time so once Tom Byron had her in the living room post tease, it made sense that he skipped the formalities to have her slobbing his knob. She was just as aggressive as Annette and just as focused too, looking up at him with those pouty eyes of hers before they pounded into one another during the penetrative sex. While some positions appealed more to her, she was a live wire that couldn't be tamed here and this was the third scene in a row where I thought Tom must have catered this one straight for my tastes (had he replaced Tatiana with Alexis Texas, I'd swear to it!). The only time Brianna wasn't at her best was towards the end when it looked like she was looking off camera during the anal, the missionary position leading to her kneeling for the facial. Sweet!

Summary: Bubble Butt Babysitters by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures was not an anal fuck flick but it offered some of the highest quality ass available on the small screen, the ladies typically showing a degree of enthusiasm and passion regardless of who they worked with so I rated it as Recommended. It had some rough spots in need of polishing up but technically, it gave plenty of spank bank material in crisp & clear settings, the tease combing well with the skimpy attire to elevate the quality of the scenes. In short then, Bubble Butt Babysitters was big on shapely bubble butt babes that liked to bang, making it truthfully advertised even if the babysitter scenarios struck me as somewhat forced into a thematic straitjacket at times, the end result satisfying with fair replay value and strokability.