Title: Barely Legal All By Myself #7

Company: Hustler

Genre: All Sex

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Diana Doll, Sara Sloane, Candice Nicole, Lana Violet, Madison Ivy, Cameron Love, Audrianna Angel, Alexa Jordan, Carmella Santiago, Morgan Layne, Cali Cassidy, Heather Vahn, Mackenzie Star

Themes: Solo Masturbation

Length: 2:06:21

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: Barely Legal How It All Began, Behind the scenes, a photo slide show running 8:10, Trailers for Barely Legal Innocence #10, Barely Legal It Barely Fits, Barely Legal POV #7, This Ain’t Charmed XXX, This Ain’t Cheaters XXX, This Ain’t Dancing With The Stars XXX, ad’s for Hustler.com and Hustler Hollywood and some phone sex lines

Condoms: None

Audio/Video: Barely Legal All By Myself #7 is presented in anamorphic widescreen 1.78:1 ratio color using the MPEG-2 codec for a standard definition release in 480 resolution. The bitrate was usually in the 6.5 Mbps range but ranged from about 4.9 Mbps to as high as about 8.0 Mbps. The lighting overall was generally pretty well done, with the action well captured. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital using a 224 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate which served well enough to catch the sounds of the sexual action.

Synopsis: Will Ryder presents a variety of young girls, with an emphasis on young, who masturbate for our viewing pleasure.

Scene One: Mackenzie Star is very attractive, but seems bored here. She stuffs a large blue dildo in her pretty little pink pussy and looks good doing it, but the scene wasn’t anything special.

Scene Two: Morgan Layne is an exceptionally cute little blonde. She strokes her pussy with a pink vibe but I’m not convinced this is how she would handle her personal matters at home but the scene finishes strong.

Scene Three: Madison Ivy is another blonde who gives off the impression that she certainly knows how to be bad. She pulls out her favorite toy, which happens to be a VERY long pink vibe. She sticks a fair length of it inside her hot box and then strokes her pussy with it. Towards the end of the scene, you can hear the director giving verbal prompts about when to cum. Thanks a lot director, way to ruin the mood!

Scene Four: Alexa Jordan is a raven haired young hottie who pulls out her favorite toy, a pink vibe she calls “Pinky”. For the first time in this movie, we actually get the vibe turned on and watch Alexa as she stuffs her box with it. She works away with the vibe and fingers on her cunt until we get what is most likely the only real orgasm so far.

Scene Five: Candice Nicole is a super cute black chick. She pulls out her favorite toy, a silver vibrator and demonstrates with it how she sucks cock. She then proceeds to undress, displaying a set of enhanced boobs with obvious surgical scars on the nipples. Candice soon gets to work on her clean shaven box, but I have to wonder, what is the use of having a vibrator that you don’t turn on? Hmm. The scene ends abruptly and I’m left dissatisfied.

Scene Six: Carmella Santiago is an 18 year old Latina chick that on first impression strikes me as having a real nasty streak in her. Lets find out if that impression holds up. Carmella pulls out an absolutely huge pink dildo, strips down and then gets right to work stuffing her hairy love hole with it.

Carmella works hard at her pussy, finger fucking her hole and occasionally getting positioning directions from the director until she finally reaches the desired orgasmic conclusion. My initial impression was correct, and it also seems Carmella is a size queen based on how easily she took on that huge dildo.

Scene Seven: Cameron Love starts out with a slow tease scene, caressing her body. We then go into a brief interview session that leads to Cameron pulling out what appears to me to be the same dildo used in the earlier scene with Mackenzie Star.

Anyway, Cameron sucks and licks the dildo for a bit and slowly undresses.  In short order, Cameron in stuffing her hot hole, stroking the dildo in and out of herself for our viewing pleasure. She finally reaches her desired end and brings to an uninspired close another weak scene.

Scene Eight: Diana Doll is a stunningly attractive blonde from Slovakia. Following her question and answer session, she pulls out her favorite toy, a grey vibe then strips down. In short order, Diana is teasing and stroking her pussy with the vibe. Her passion level rises to a crescendo until she reaches what I believe was a very “professional” orgasm.

Scene Nine: Lana Violet is an exceptionally cute Filipino/Hawaiian chick. Following a lively and fun interview, she pulls out her purple vibe, and actually turns it on! Wow, I’m impressed already. What is even more impressive is that Lana seems to actually work toward a real orgasm and exhibit’s a great level of enthusiasm while doing so. Without a doubt, this was the hottest scene so far.

Scene Ten: Sarah Vandella is a pretty blonde and gives off a fun vibe during her interview. Once that ends and we get down to business, Sarah pulls out a silver vibe and fucks herself with it. Annoyingly though, the director repeatedly gives her verbal directions throughout the scene which really steals from the fantasy of it. Still, Sarah does a good job, and does a convincing job in faking her orgasm, but I can’t help but wonder why many of the girls in this video don’t want to turn their vibrators on. Hmmm.

Scene Eleven: Cute is certainly the order of the day and it continues with Heather Vahn. We start what turns into an abruptly abbreviated interview and instead jump almost immediately into the masturbation. She pulls out an oddly shaped thick pink vibrator and quietly stuffs it in her pussy. The director tells her it’s ok to make noise so she does. But not much. Heather finally builds to her unconvincing orgasm to bring to an end another weak scene.

Scene Twelve: Cali Cassidy is a blonde cutie who whips out her favorite vibe while sounds from a chick getting fucked in the background intrude. Cali turns the vibe on and then explores her body with it then strokes her pretty pussy with it. Again we get audible positioning instructions from the director as he tells Cali to switch to doggy position. Cali does and continues to probe her pussy with the vibe until she quietly reaches her “orgasm” and the scene ends.

Scene Thirteen: Vibrators are Audrianna Angel’s toy of choice and she pulls out a brown one to use as we watch. After lubing it in her mouth with her saliva, Audrianna slips it into her pussy but doesn’t bother to turn it on and AGAIN we get the director giving positioning tips. Audrianna strokes her box for a few minutes, moaning softly until she too reaches a thoroughly unconvincing orgasm.

Extra’s -

Barely Legal How It All Began: An interesting 5 minute featurette on how the magic of sex is caught on camera.

Behind the  Scenes: This overly short extra runs 3:35 and focuses primarily on Cali Cassidy.

Photo Gallery: This feature runs 6:32 and features stills and action shots from the movie.

Summary: Boring is the first descriptive word to come to my mind on this release. There is plenty of eye candy to be watched, and a variety of young babes are presented but the audible positioning commands from the director completely detract from the fantasy elements as they are presented. My recommendation on this release in the Barely Legal series would be to SKIP IT, as there is little or no passion from any of the nubile young ladies, and what little there is isn’t anywhere near enough to be worth the effort of sorting through the formulaic mess.