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Teagan Presley: The Six

Adam & Eve

Genre: All Sex

Director: Andre Madness

Cast: Teagan Presley, Alexis Texas, Bobbi Starr, Toni Ribas, Andy San Dimas, Rocco Reed, Asa Akira, Evan Stone, Lexi Belle, Mr. Pete

Length: 121:12 minutes

Teagan Presley and Alexis Texas

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: For those that don’t already have it, the bonus scene from Bree Olson: The Five between Bree Olson and Johnny Sins lasting 20:15 minutes will be the best extra. In terms of related material, the 19:18 minute long Behind the Scenes feature and 11:30 minute series of interviews with the ladies will be better though little of true interest happened this time. There were trailers and a photogallery as well, overall offering a pretty average set of extras but nice additions all the same.

Condoms: None

Bobbi Starr

Audio/Video Quality: Teagan Presley: The Six was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Andre Madness for Adam & Eve. The movie was released as a standard definition disc for now, the enhancements offered by high definition perhaps less readily needed given the manner in which it was shot. In any case, the composition of the shots appeared less optimized for the ladies to look their best, some issues with lighting popping up at times. The lighting was generally decent though and there was little grain, the slightly artistic angle not as blatant as previous company efforts thankfully. My biggest issue was with the editing of the scenes, so many abrupt changes looking almost as if this was a rough cut instead of a polished final product, the compositional issues expected given the camera operator and director. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with 192 Kbps bitrate, 48 kHz sampling rate, and generally allowed all the vocals to be heard clearly, the musical score suitable for the uses to which it was confined. The dynamic range was average and the aural aspects of the show not optimized compared to the visual this time but a couple of the scenes had better music some might find pleasing.

Andy San Dimas with Rocco Reed

Body of Review: Andre Madness is one of the directors at Adam & Eve that really doesn’t tend to stand out compared to guys like Ren Savant or David Lord but sometimes he strikes gold due to solid casting. His latest release is called Teagan Presley: The Six, a set of five scenes, only one of them starring the hotty Texan whose name appears as the featured act. Still, given the names like Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, and Lexi Belle, there was enough chance that this one was worthy of you time, money, and seed to give it a look. The company website described it glowingly like this: “The Six stars Six of today's hottest performers in the adult industry! Watch five episodes showcasing the most popular and beautiful girls and their talents. Each scene features amazing stylized tease and nasty filled sex that will have something for everyone.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Asa Akira with the mighty Evan Stone

Scene One: Teagan Presley, the thematic lead of the movie holding her hands out on the center of the front cover, and curvy babe Alexis Texas (the gal showing off her great ass on the lower left corner of the cover), were up first in a lesbian tryst in a small kitchen. They wore revealing bikini underwear as they kissed and caressed each other, the amount of slow motion photography bugging me until the music stopped. The couple was a nice match but there was scant evidence of any actual chemistry, at least their gay for pay performance showing the benefits of their lengthy experiences better than other such encounters elsewhere. They took their time and ate each other out, making sure to kiss frequently and keep eye contact as they included some minor toy play and dirty talk. As a fan of both ladies, it was worth a look or three but lacked the kind of staying power their better work is known for.

Lexi Belle with Mr. Pete

Scene Two: Bobbi Starr, the attractive brunette kneeling on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next in her cover attire, the fishnet stockings enhancing her legs and pubes just as the abundance of makeup did her face. She teased in a barren living room by the fireplace before settling in to work with Toni Ribas, the man fully clothed as he embraced her in the middle of the room. Their tryst was also on the romantic side, the couple kissing mechanically as he grabbed her by the hair and throat, going down on her for her to reciprocate until they engaged in a few positions of vaginal and anal penetrative sex. She was an active rider and seemed to appreciate his rougher edge, screwing on the floor until he jerked out a nut of genetic juice to her labia for her to taste.

Scene Three: Andy San Dimas, the skinny brunette standing beside Teagan on the front cover, was up next in her black lingerie as she walked along a hall and twirled around by a door. Rocco Reed sat on the sole piece of furniture patiently as she kept looking in a mirror, the bored look on his face speaking volumes as to the lack of chemistry they had for one another. They kissed a little and she inhaled his cock a bit, applying some hand to gland combat to excite him before they vaginally boned a bit. He did go down on her ever so briefly but ended up rubbing out his wad of population pudding on her snatch just like the last couple had done after some more boning.

Scene Four: Asa Akira, the hotty Asian babe seen on the far left side of the front cover, was up next as she paraded around a white (and barren) room in her traditional lingerie. Asa has really taken off in terms of popularity in the past year, the Xcritic blogger able to come across as sultry and into the sex in the majority of her scenes. Seeing as how she is currently known for her ball draining anal scenes, it seemed reasonable that she would go all the way here too, sadly she was content with the slightest of warm-ups in that regard while working with the mighty Evan Stone. Her prolonged tease led to him pouncing upon her, a shared moment of chemistry between them as they kissed setting the stage for the best connection between performers of the movie. They were on a large pink mattress as he licked her all over, opening her up with his fingers before getting a titty fuck and reciprocating hummer. She looked perfectly shaven and he enjoyed her more because of it, the majority of the scene from there being vaginal plowing. Asa was an active rider too, doing some taste testing and pushing back to meet his thrusting member. The scene eventually ended when he unleashed his deposit of spunk all over her shapely ass.

Scene Five: Lexi Belle, the cute blond seen on the far right side of the cover, was up last as she teased around a luxurious two story living room (complete with bar). The gal was all over the place with some motion photography used as she moved about along with partner Mr. Pete, her generic black lingerie little impediment to seeing how her ass has filled out nicely. They embraced and she controlled his primal nature somewhat, taunting him as the two did some modest oral on each other before the vaginal action took place. She toyed with him as often as not, coyly grabbing his pecker and applying some hand to gland action at times but preferring to bounce on his cock mechanically the rest. Both were covered in a light coating of sweat by the time he tossed off a load of semen to her ass, Lexi seemingly indifferent about the act, having left most of her attire on.

Bonus Scene: Bree Olson: The Five: Bree Olson, the foxy little blond featured on the center of the cover of the original production, was up first in a living room wearing some skimpy black lingerie, slowly peeling it off to some incredibly generic music. I’m not one of her fair-weather fans that think she looks better in soft focus or with noticeable camerawork but she was as decidedly cute as ever, the modestly length tease leading her to crawl over to Johnny Sins and assist him with the removal of his clothing. She sucked him off as she looked at the camera, giving a performance as opposed to displaying any chemistry with him. Johnny is one of the new studs on the block that a growing number of ladies seem to like, the rough edges of his performances still working out as he tries to break into the elite ranks of the super studs. Bree’s hummer led to some vaginal penetration, the music thankfully stopping and a few positions showing she can easily ride a cock his side moving into an anal scene where she was far more passive as she rubbed herself. A little of that led to Johnny rubbing out a load of genetic juice to her sweet ass, Bree tasting it in what I would bill as a modest first scene that proved a director could indeed weaken a solid performer with the tack on technical matters.

Summary: Teagan Presley: The Six by director Andre Madness for Adam & Eve was an okay set of five sex scenes but my previous complaint that the production appears to suggest lovely Teagan Presley as the featured act in all the scenes instead of just a single lesbian scene merits attention. In terms of the rest of the cast, all of them have been in far superior trysts within the last few months but I will hand it to Andre for at least making an attempt at collecting some of the better liked female performers of 2009 and 2010 for the movie so I put my thumb on the scale ever so slightly to elevate the rating to a marginal Recommended. Teagan’s scenes for her husband look much better than this and the others have their own superior focal points (Asa at Elegant Angel, Bobbi at Evil Angel, Lexi for anyone willing to give her more room than this, etc.) but you can find more fanish views of the show out there if you look. In short, while Teagan Presley: The Six did not live up to the marketing hype like some of the company’s other recent efforts, it was a far cry from some of their older works, proving they have grown with time, making this suitable for those couples not into harder sex or acts outside of the vanilla comfort zone.