The utterly gorgeous Allie Haze encapsulates our view in the premiere scene of Jonni Darkko's Sloppy Head 5, giving an effortless tease that is likely to send any able-bodied person into a masturbation frenzy within the first 10 seconds of it. The bj sets in after Allie works up her throat in beautifully depraved fashion, slobbering into her spit bowl before Darkko steps in for the head slopping. Some outstandingly eye-watering deepthroats initiate this sloppified suck sesh and Allie's face is already a mess only minutes into the scene. Action progresses wonderfully, with a very playful Allie keeping a watchful eye on the camera as she continues gagging and throating Jonni's jizzwhistle through the course of it. The scene caps off as he milks a massive heap of dicksauce over Allie's gorgeously wrecked face, and after she blows some cum bubbles for us, the screen fades into the next scene. Perfect. We all know Allie's a beauty, but this is by far the best bj scene that I've had the opportunity of seeing her in, and one of my favorite scenes of hers overall. Cool!

Tattooed beauty and personal favorite Karmen Karma gets the next scene moving with a pretty nice tease sequence that leads into her drooling and slobbering over a plate glass. The featured starlet is filthily gorgeous throughout this introductory segment, blowing huge spit bubbles and teasing the home viewers hard before Jonni's dick eventually enters our view to begin the head-slopping. The bj carries an incessantly perfect energy; Karmen is simply amazing throughout this scene, hand gagging herself at various times while Jonni jams his meathog down her throat and staring into the camera as she tells us all how much she loves making dick happy. [Can you say dreamgirl?] Karmen's animalistic behaviors throughout this scene are enough to have any perv furiously jerking his junk, and I'm beginning to run out of adjectives when trying to describe the promise that this girl has. The scene caps off with Jonni busting a ferocious jizzwad over the span of Karmen's entire head, as her smiling face gives him a few final throat-thumps before the screen fades. Chalk another one up to Darkko. This one's a keeper.

The beautiful Bonnie Rotten is our main focus in the final scene on the first disc, kicking things off with an effortless tease that is bound to have you senselessly stroking yourself into a trance. Bonnie looks fucking incredible as always here, simply staring into the camera teasingly as she prepares herself for the scene that awaits. Action eventually starts with Bonnie giving herself some deep hand gags, nearly sticking her entire hand into her mouth while simultaneously jamming her fingers into her pussy. Have I mentioned that I love this girl? Anyways, before the bj even begins Bonnie unleashes a couple of violent pussy squirts, and eventually jam-packs Jonni's johnson into the nether depths of her throat. Energy is utterly fantastic as it always is with Bonnie; she eventually lets loose a couple more squirts as the scene progresses, in the midst of sucking Jonni's slurpstick like the absolute professional that she is. A Darkko mega-load is Bonnie's reward for a job well done in the closing moments, and the screen fades after she blows us some cum bubbles and gives us one final squirt for good luck. Dawwww. Bonnie is exceptional in every sense of the word, as I go back to edit this review 2 years later my thoughts on Bonnie still ring as true as they ever did. Perhaps the best in the modern era.

*Scene 11:

The final scene in Jonni Darkko's fifth installment of the sloppy head series begins with a sensual tease from foul-mouthed beauty Gaia. Some dildo fun follows the introduction, before Jonni steps in for the eventual face pounding. Some great dirty talk kicks off the scene, and continues throughout, with Gaia's perfect tits playing a large role in making the early stages of this scene great. The scene progresses wonderfully, with Gaia producing mass amounts of dick spit as she accepts every inch of Jonni's throbbing member into her esophagus, while continuing to keep the cutest smile on her face through all of it. A very well-performed scene from Gaia here, ending with a snot-bubbling load of sack sauce being Gaia's reward for a job well done. I simply love this girl's energy and enthusiasm in everything I've watched her in.

Jonni Darkko's Sloppy Head 5 is a non-stop dick-sucking and cum-spraying fiesta that seems to never let up at any point throughout the 400 minutes that this movie ran. Darkko's maticulously put together scenes are a joy for any porn fan to watch, and this one has a simplistically original vibe to each one, yet it never deviates from the task at hand, which is hot babes giving extremely sloppy blowjobs, and finishing it off with a face-glazing cumload. From the opening scene, showcasing the stunningly beautiful Allie Haze, to Gaia taking a monster face-load in the final moments, this movie provides non-stop dick-jerking action in a way that only Darkko seems to be able to provide. I thought that Jovan Jordan's two scenes in the film were great as well; Even though there wasn't the prototypical monster cumload in the final moments, it's still great to see these hotties do anything and everything to take every inch of this guy's hog into their throats, and even though most of them are unsuccessful in doing so, the effort makes it all the more better. Unlike similarly titled movies, this one lives up to it's name, with each scene providing more than enough to keep Darkko fans happy, as well as anyone who loves watching uninhibited beautiful girls enjoying themselves thoroughly through some of the more taboo acts by today's porn standards.  Extras aren't overwhelming, but with 400 minutes of dick-chugging action through this movie's contents, I didn't think they were even necessary. Video quality is top-notch, talent is top-notch, blowjobs are top-notch. Is there anything else that you could ask for? I'll answer that for you, NO. If you're a fan of the sloppy blowjob, then look no further, you've found your movie. XCritic Pick.