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Suck Balls 5: MILF Edition

Evil Angel/Darkko Productions

Genre: Blowjobs, Ball Sucking, MILFs

Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Ariella Ferrera, Stallion, Filthy Rich, Nina Elle, Jonni Darkko, Jasmine Jae, Rob Carpenter, Bridgette B., Markus Dupree, Ashley Fires, Alexis Fawx, Kianna Dior

Length: 246:30 minutes (119:01 minutes & 127:29 minutes)

Date of Production: 2016

Extras: The extras were mediocre, including a scrolling cast list, filmographies, trailers, a 11:29 minute long popshot recap, and some websites but this allowed for more footage included in the movie itself.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Suck Balls 5 was presented in the usual anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. Thanks in large part to solid lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, and few compression artifacts to be seen. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent given the point of view (POV) nature of the action in most cases. There was a company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen but otherwise, this was what some of you seem to live for in terms of picture quality. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.

Body of Review: Jonni Darkko is a director at Evil Angel whose movies have their own rhythm, perhaps due to his skills with music so many have come to appreciate. His latest release making it my way is called Suck Balls 5: MILF Edition, the emphasis on ball sucking during massively messy blowjobs. Let me state up front that I prefer penetrative sex and full sex scenes where the guy goes down on the woman but no matter what you may have heard, Jonni is considered one of the very best at shooting blowjob movies, relying less on circus act stunts like some of his peers but managing to incorporate the levels of energy and enthusiasm from the ladies he casts that if you are into watching POV hummers, skipping his work in favor of third tier hacks is crazy.

This time, Jonni brings forth some of my favorite orgasmic oralists such as Ashley Fires, Alexis Fawx (whom I consider a sluttier version of beloved Cherie DeVille), and nasty Nina Elle, among others. My belief that any descriptions below would be very short considering each of the ladies is performing what amounts to a singular act, some throwing in a titty fuck or footjob but largely staying the course in slurping, inhaling, and sucking on the cocks & balls some of you seem to like watching. In my estimation, these lengthy bouts of blowing were all passionate so enthusiasts will certainly want to consider upgrading my rating, a rating based on what a general audience should care for more than a specialty niche group. But if this title, or at least a few of the scenes, are not picked up at award time for consideration while some of the generic, ho-hum hummers are glorified instead, know that Jonni will have every right to be pissed off, even the MILF angle well played, the double disc offering of the kind we should all appreciate.

The company website described the movie like this: “Director Jonni Darkko delivers a four-hour smut-fest centering on gorgeous sluts that love slurping swollen nut sacks. “Suck Balls 5” is loaded with testes-tasting, jizz-blasting action combined with stylish tease sequences. Glamorous MILF Ariella Ferrera goes bonkers on two swollen ball bags; she crams the schlongs of Filthy Rich and Stallion into her throat during an epic, 31-minute oral frenzy. Busty bombshell Nina Elle plays a cum-hungry kitten, purring as Jonni crams his cock in her throat. He rewards her with creamy spunk. Jasmine Jae is a sultry bimbo with a fetish for heavy testicles; she rims ass and sucks nuts in a two-round blow job barrage, then gets her face slathered by two separate loads of dick sauce. Flashy blonde Bridgette B. looks insatiable in a tease sequence; she spit-shines stud Markus Dupree’s bloated balls and squeezes her tits around his shaft. Curvaceous blonde Ashley Fires wraps Jonni’s swollen sack in a bow and throats nuts with the utmost care. Tanned MILF Alexis Fawx skillfully sucks balls, slicks up her tits and gets her face frosted. Busty Asian MILF Kianna Dior guzzles gonads until her face gets flooded with a mess of cum.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Ariella Ferrera, an older Latina from Columbia with big boobs, was up first with Stallion and Filthy Rich, not exactly the “A-team” mope squad though she made them look pretty good compared to their other works. The company website described the scene like this: “In a stylish mini-skirt and a top that barely contains her massive tits, glamorous MILF Ariella Ferrera assertively struts over to studs Filthy Rich and Stallion, who await her naked on the couch with hard cocks primed for action. Ariella crams both bulging boners into her throat and pays special attention to slurping their swollen nut sacks. She douses herself in oil and buries a dong in between her tits while sucking cock. The guys unload two huge, creamy loads of splooge over her gorgeous face.”

Scene Two: Nina Elle, a popular blond bombshell MILF from Germany, was then up servicing director Jonni Darkko himself, a viewer might note that directors always take the best for themselves so you can figure out just how smoking hot this cocksucker was here (the gal featured on the right side of the front cover too). The company website described the scene like this: “Buxom bombshell Nina Elle is a cum-hungry kitty whose appetite can only be suppressed by hard cock and cream-filled balls! The tanned bimbo wears cat ears with her glorious tits erupting from a classic black lingerie number. She slurps Jonni Darkko's swollen ball bag while purring, then stuffs his hard cock into her throat for an epic, slop-inducing blow job. Nina gushes lube into her mouth and spits it over the director's shaft. She laps his scrotum until he pumps cum into her mouth. Finally, she drools into a bowl and plays lewdly as cum dribbles over her mountainous breasts.”

Scene Three: Jasmine Jae, an exotic MILF from the Uk, was up next with Rob Carpenter and Jonni Darkko, the gal certainly one of the most prolific ladies in porn at this writing. The company website described the scene like this: “In a glamorous, sky blue mini-skirt and black fishnets, sultry bimbo Jasmine Jae professes her need to sucking on swollen gonads. She cradles stud Filthy Rich's nut sack, slurps his bloated balls and lewdly rims his anus before cramming his stiff cock into her mouth. After a sloppy, ball-sucking blow job, she jerks him until he cums over her face -- but this slut isn't done yet! In Round Two, Jasmine takes a crack at Jonni Darkko's inflated balls, gushing slobber over his stiff prick and taking the length of his shaft deep into her throat. Jonni splatters her face with an epic load.”

Scene Four: Bridgette B., the busty Spanish hotty featured on the left side of the front cover, was then up with Markus Dupree, the blond bombshell sporting hundreds of credits over the years to the delight of her fans. The company website described the scene like this: “Flashy blonde über-slut Bridgette B.'s tight, hot-pink bikini looks incredible. She shakes and sways in an epic, slow motion tease sequence, fondling her massive tits and popping a pink ball out of her mouth. The sultry vixen crawls over to stud Markus Dupree, who eagerly waits with cock in hand. Bridgette kisses his shaft, slurps his bloated balls and talks dirty to the camera. She wraps her bulbous breasts around his shaft; Markus fucks her face and she slobbers over his schlong until he coats her face in dick-slime. Playfully drooling and groping her tits, she blows a kiss.”

Scene Five: Ashley Fires, a beautiful California native with a few hundred credits to her name, was then paired up with Jonni Darkko to start the second disc, her brilliant eyes as alluring as ever as she injected the most fun factor of the ladies to this point, tied only by Alexis who followed her in my estimation. The company website described the scene like this: “Bubble-butt blonde Ashley Fires wears a classic black lingerie outfit with matching stockings and heels, elaborately teasing the camera and fondling her sweet pussy. She bunches up director Jonni Darkko's testicles in her hands, greasing his shaft with lube and stuffing it into her mouth, balls-deep. She kisses his bloated balls as they lie wrapped in her hands, then bundles them up with a bow as she sucks and slobbers over them. In the midst of an intense finger-fuck, Ashley whimpers in orgasm. Jonni splashes her gorgeous face with a huge load of cum.”

Scene Six: Alexis Fawx, a very attractive blond babe that I have really been stoked watching of late, then followed up in a nasty bout of blowing with Filthy Rich and Jonni Darkko, the Pennsylvania native impressing me yet again as she tied for the top spot of the movie for me. The company website described the scene like this: “Foxy, tanned MILF Alexis Fawx looks sensational with her glorious tits oozing from a sheer, star-studded bra. She slobbers and sucks on ping-pong balls in an elaborate tease session before crawling over to stud Filthy Rich for a sloppy, nut-sucking blow job. Alexis tongues his testicles and throats his cock until he erupts into her hungry mouth. Next, Alexis goes to work on Jonni Darkko's swollen sack; she ties her hair back and throttles his cock in her throat. She douses her colossal cans in lube and slurps his ball bag until he frosts her face with a fresh load.”

Scene Seven: Kianna Dior, a Canadian Asian gal that is a personal favorite of Jonni Darkko, his spotlight showcases of her in recent years totally blowing away any of her other works prior, then finished up to drain his dragon of sperm, her ability to milk his balls dry of semen well known by fans of the couple. The company website described the scene like this: “Wearing bubblegum pink lingerie with sexy nude stockings and high heels, busty Asian MILF Kianna Dior jiggles her enormous jugs in a dramatic, seductive tease sequence. Outdoors, she strokes director Jonni Darkko's swollen shaft. Kianna talks dirty as she greases her mammoth tits and envelops Jonni's stiff prick in the cleavage. The lusty dirty blonde stuffs his swollen balls into her mouth as she pumps his stiff prick, sucking him to an epic, cum-splattering finale that canvases her entire face with creamy ball sauce.”

Summary: Suck Balls 5: MILF Edition by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel will not be everyone’s favorite type of movie, the passion and energy the director captured from the ladies meriting a rating of Recommended for a general audience such as I write for while those that love watching experienced MILFs going full bore blowing guys and sucking their balls will consider this one of the best titles of the year. My personal highlights were watching Ashley Fires and Alexis Fawx go all out slobbing knob in an often teasing fashion, their playfulness adding to the levels of fun factor you rarely see as strongly covered, but all of the orgasmic oralists reveled in their efforts as far as I was concerned in the double disc title. In short, Suck Balls 5: MILF Edition was a collection of 7 lengthy blowjobs with a great deal more ball sucking than most of the movies you will find, some titty fucking and salad tossing tossed in for good measure, even a tiny bit of gash gobbling if you pay close attention but this was all about the ladies giving great head so check it out.