Genres: Feature, Parody

Director: Danny D DP: Dick Bush
Writer: Mona Moan Editor: Margot Misandry

Cast: Kimmy Granger, Rina Ellis, Tina Kay, Ryan Ryder, Danny D

Length: 2 hours 11 minutes

Date of Release: April 25, 2018

Extras: Photo Gallery, Web Access, BTS 6:30 minutes

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Very good overall. Nice dialog capture along with good video capture and presentation in anamorphic widescreen format.

Overview: Kimmy Granger plays Lara Crotch who is tasked with guarding an ancient, powerful artifact upon her father's death. Rina Ellis plays herself and Kimmy's BFF and lover. Tina Kay is the Crotch widow, Ryan Ryder and Danny D, her minions. Who will end up with the artifact and the ultimate power? You'll have to watch it to find out. No spoilers are contained below.

Scene 1. Kimmy Granger, Ryan Ryder

Kimmy is trying to convince Ryan to work for her rather than her evil stepmother. Of course, that entails some sexuality on her part and she gets busy bobbing his knob. Once she has him nice and stiff, she drops her drawers to her knees and he stands behind her still fully clothed and starts drilling her. She pumps her lithe body vigorously back and forth on his boner, Ryan spanking her ass before they both spend a moment getting their pants off. Ryder throws a leg onto the chair she is bent over for some deep drilling leverage and then plops himself down on it so Granger can show off her rodeo talents.

She slams and grinds, Ryan gripping her tiny tits and waist, her dark pubic patch contrasting with her milky skin tone. There's a profile shot that is interesting in the fact that the action is reflected in a foreground tabletop. She shows off her fellatio skills before facing him to ride, her ass bouncing wildly as their thighs slap together. She's like a human gyroscope, spinning on multiple axes. Ryan shows off his own sexual prowess by manhandling her around in missionary while pumping away. Granger kneels for his delivery but has a slight balance issue just as he unloads and the first part of his splash misses her, the rest dribbling down her chin.

The sex here is rapid-fire and both performers are firing on all cylinders. It won't surprise me to see this nominated for Best Scene come awards time.

Scene 2. Rina Ellis, Danny D

With a grudge-fueled passion, Miss Ellis starts sucking Danny's thick cock and then gets tossed onto a table where he starts pummeling into her, his hand around her throat as she stares into his eyes commanding him to fuck her harder.

Ellis puts in a valiant effort to throat D but just can't get balls deep on him. Danny lays her face down on the table and starts hammering into her, Rina getting loud as he pierced nipple shines as it bounces in the light. He tosses her arms and legs around like a rag doll while he shags her, even rubbing his balls with the sole of her foot at one point. After some quick repositioning of office furniture, she does the reverse boner bounce while balancing on his thighs. They abandon the furniture and head to the floor for some raucous romping and ass-reddening slaps before Danny throws her up and onto the table again. He drills into her like a madman and then tosses her back to the ground to cover her in a massive splash.

This is a high energy scene from both involved and Rina is quickly becoming a favorite of mine as she gets booked by more studios.

Scene 3. Kimmy Granger, Tina Kay

Kimmy's relaxing in the tub when Tina walks in and surprises her. The Lithuanian turns on her charms and soon has Granger wrapped around her finger, err...her lips are wrapped around Kay's nipple. Tina strips down and joins her in the tub, the ladies playfully splashing each other before Kimmy starts licking some kitty. Tina bounces her slit up and down on Kimmy's tongue while yanking her head to and fro by her hair.

Kimmy's own kitty gets lovingly stroked, causing her to whimper and scream. Tina does some box munching, dipping her chin into the water to spit streams in between bites and then presents her ass for Kimmy's tongue. Kay is seemingly greedy, rubbing her ass and crotch all over Kimmy's face, appeasing herself before the two share some toe sucking. It's become a non-stop moanfest by the time Tina starts working Kimmy's crotch with her toes. The two share some spit as Tina fingers her screenmate roughly, Kimmy almost begging for mercy. They start to do a 69 but I think they abandon then when they realize Kimmy might drown during the action and they start grinding groins furiously instead. Kimmy ups the ante with a two-handed, multi-finger fucking of Tina and then moves on to fit her hand into Tina's mouth, the two playing with the slobber strings. It becomes an ass and pussy slapping free-for-all that has them grinding body parts randomly until they are interrupted by a scream from another room.

It's a pretty intense girl on girl scene that goes down in the bathtub which couldn't have been the most comfortable place considering all of the positions and actions involved. Good work, ladies.

Scene 4. Rina Ellis, Tina Kay, Ryan Ryder

The lovely Tina demonstrates her impressive oral abilities as Rina makes out with Ryan. Tossing Ryan backward, Rina sits on his face while Tina takes pole position, eliciting moans of "fuck/shit/OMG" from everyone involved. Kay's eyes burn intensely as she does the bump and grind while gripping onto her partners. Rina's ready for her turn and she takes it in doggie, Tina fixing her own hair and then paying close attention to her costars as Ryder rams away.

A partner swap gives Rina the chance to discover a tiara on the bookcase and place it on Tina's head, causing her to giggle and ask "WTF are you doing?" Another swap has Tina placing a small crown atop Rina's head, her own tiara disappearing during an edit. Tina starts issuing orders while she gets drilled to Rina who is out of frame but seems to be aiding Ryan with his piston-like pumping. The ladies keep trading jock time, Ryan's face emotionless and steadfast while they work him to his finish which he spreads across their breasts.

Two beautiful ladies trading ride time on the amazing Ryan Ryder. What's not to like? The lighting in this scene, however, seemed different than the other scenes, it's not quite as bright.

Final Thoughts: It's a fun flick. The sex is very good, featuring three hotties, Kimmy Granger, Rina Ellis, and Tina Kay. Even though Tina Kay was nominated in 2018 for Foreign Female Performer of the Year, I think she's a bit off of many viewers' radar and definitely under-reviewed. She's a delight to watch, as is Rina Ellis. Kimmy Granger is Kimmy Granger. Any regular viewer should be well aware of her. Danny D and Ryan Ryder are also well known and loved by the fans and the critics and this film is just another notch on their belts to superstardom.

Sadly, I have to report that it just wasn't as great a film as I had hoped it would be. I really wanted to see some more tomb raider style stuff, rather than it all going down in the Crotch manor and an office. I get it, there was no $100 million budget and 500 person crews but I felt it could have used a few more action sequences. Overall, the good sex is what everyone is really here for and it delivers that. You should check it out. Recommended.