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Michael Vega

Biography: Unfortunately, Michael gets weak in the knees [amongst other places] for most ladies of Latin descent [Boricuas*, especially]. Sadly, Boricuas aren't well represented in the industry.

This is a fact that, given the chance, he'd like to change.

He doesn't really know where this "lust" for Latinas came from, but he think it might have to do with:
  1. having a Boricua babysitter when he was young
  2. actually BEING a Boricua
While he doesn't recall when his attraction to women of Puerto Rican discent began, he does remember when his attraction to females began - when he was five years old and naked with a neighborhood girl underneath a makeshift "tent" [two chairs with a sheet over 'em] while reading an issue he found with her.

He also remembers his first introduction to HARDCORE porn when he came across a discarded VHS cover that had Vanessa Del Rio bent over on the cover with a guy mounting her from behind. He remembers wondering "How did he get his hand up there?" [Turns out it wasn't really his hand..].
  • He thinks G! [fearless leader and owner of this fantastic site] is probably the best "boss" he's ever had [except for that one female boss whom he eventually had a night of wild sex with...well, that would NEVER happen here]
  • He likes watching girls with meat on their bones in action
  • He HATES being able to count ribs
  • He also HATES Pr0n companies that don't list their performers (either female OR male)
  • He doesn't understand the appeal of ATM or "gaping", nor does he wish to
  • He also hates Vivid's FORCED phone sex ads
  • He hates other things too. Keep checking back.
* Boricua is slang for Puerto Rican.
Equipment: Close to 9 inches.

Huh? Wha?

Ohhh...my AUDIO/VIDEO "equipment".

Well, I have a TV, a receiver and a vat of vasoline. Any questions?
Total Reviews: 325
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