Jules Jordan has long been one of the biggest success stories of the porn industry, his company, Jules Jordan Video, gathering some of the very best the gonzo world has to offer. Jules himself remains at the top of the food chain there (and elsewhere) though thanks in large part to ever popular series such as Ass Worship 11: Special Edition
, the sequel to Ass
Worship 10 that came out about two years ago. As an ass lover myself, I anxiously awaited the arrival of this one because Jules goes out of his way to make any title in the series a great release, selecting the ladies not out of politics or affordability but for their shapely derrieres and willingness to use them in all sorts of decadent manners. With ladies such as Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, Sarah Vandella, and Jenny Hendrix, I knew going into review this one would be an effort to remain calm, cool, and collected, the stroke potential being off the charts for their teases alone, not just the chemistry-filled bouts of anal boning showcasing the ladies so very well. It was well worth the lengthy wait from Ass Worship 10, providing a time capsule of the best anal talent that should be remembered for quite some time to come. With over four hours of top notch footage including enough tease for the most demanding consumer, the fuck for the buck quotient was very high, matching the strokability and replay value to such a degree that a rating of Xcritic Pick seemed appropriate. Fans of slightly softcore features, arty-farty crap by absentee directors, or those wanting a lot of circus act sex might not find it as appealing but this was made for the raincoaters faction out there dedicated to the best asses and anal available, minor issues not impacting the overall value of the double disc set. In short, Ass Worship 11: Special Edition
was the kind of gonzo release that takes time, patience, and additional funding few in the business can afford to offer these days, marking yet another reason why so many believe that Jules will remain the reigning kind of the field for as long as he wants to.
Spock Buckton, Brian Bangs, and Mike Quasar are the trio most responsible for the highly addictive TMSleaze, their combination of humor and willingness to think outside the box (while filming several very nice ones) enough to jump start my hopes that their first title for Zero Tolerance would be at least half as good. The name of the movie is Popporn: The Guide to Making Fuck
and it details the exploits of the guys trying to make a porno once given the
green light by the company, Brian and Spock's exploits at the excellent Pop Porn website such that it is required reading for anyone interesting in a whimsical look at the modern porn industry. As with previous "mock-umentaries" by people, the idea was to have as much fun at their own expense as include the audience in their exploits, the resulting movie providing more than just the strokable smut one associates with Mike but also the twisted comedy I associate with the entire team over at Pop Porn. It was a solid first effort by the lead directors, the humor elevating the six sexual scenes up to an amazing Highly Recommended. I had my doubts when I was first assigned the title, figuring it was more about a wild publicity stunt than anything else but the way the crew brought all the humor of the Pop Porn website to combine with the sexual heat of Mike's usual gonzo certainly upped the game substantially, making it a very entertaining fuck flick to be enjoyed on both levels. I even had my primary toy tester over and she couldn't stop laughing at Buckton's goofy demeanor, her usual dismissal of porn falling to the wayside as she found the spoof "way better" than usual. In short, while I still think Popporn: The Guide to Making Fuck
is second to their TMSleaze parody, there is no doubt that this is a breath of fresh air compared to most titles tossed my way thanks in large part to the tongue in cheek manner of Spock Buckton's non-sex role between the often heated sex scenes.
Despite various critics and hordes of competitors trying to dilute the importance of the show for decades, the release of AVN Awards 2009: Special Collector's Edition (Hardcore Edition)
will always remain special for me, in part due to this being the first attempt to release a set of
twelve full scenes from some of the top winners, a suggestion a number of people, myself included, have made for a long time. The double disc set included about 100 minutes of all new material, including Red Carpet coverage by Kirsten Price and Dave Navarro as well as the main show itself hosted by Jenna Haze and Belladonna. There were feature clips and comedy skits, a musical interlude courtesy of Flo Rida (and a whole bunch of Spearmint Rhino strippers), and acceptance speeches, the sheer number of glimpses into the audience amounting to a time capsule any true fan would want for their collection. It was a major advance in the history of the show for the manner in which so many top scenes were included, the surprise for me being the lack of one from Pirates 2 given how much love the voters gave it in so many categories. I would have appreciated a full list of nominees and winners, more footage from those that won secondary awards, and more short clips if not whole scenes but ultimately, this was certainly a step in the right direction and worthy of being rated as Highly Recommended. In short, the show and pre-show contained in AVN Awards 2009: Special Collector's Edition (Hardcore Edition)
was valuable for me to get a broader look at the events surrounding the fabled event that I took part in, but the compilation scenes added significant value themselves, the hours and hours of top titles represented a rarity on many levels so check it out and consider picking up a copy.
Sam No/Mason has always been something of a curiosity in the porn world, initially hiding
herself behind a veil but always managing to generate a degree of mystery with her secluded ways. As a director for Elegant Angel, her forte has never been technical perfection so much as providing a lot of nasty sex few people seemed to believe could come from a female, Mason proving them wrong time and again. Her latest release is Curvy Girls 4
, the sequel to Curvy Girls 3 that I enjoyed so much. This time, she called upon Kagney Linn Karter, Jayden Jaymes, and Carmella Bing to liven things up, the rest of the cast adding some heated curvature as well in the five lengthy gonzo scenes shot in straightforward manner with all the tease I appreciate so very much. It started off with a bang and got better, sadly peaking way too soon so that after the first three scenes, it dropped off considerably. There was still enough fuck for the buck and technical expertise to merit a rating of
from me but I hold the company and director to higher standards than most so your mileage may vary considerably. In short, Curvy Girls 4
was no Curvy Girls 3but it provided some solid replay value and fans of the ladies will appreciate how well they did here given the circumstances, the end result showing Mason is still on the rise.
Chris Streams is known for his hardcore gonzo productions released by Jules Jordan Video, the director dabbling in a variety of niches to the delight of his fans. One of his more stylish productions coming out last year was Pretty As They Cum, using some of the soft focus and
camera tricks not typically associated with gonzo work to mix things up a bit, the all star cast elevating the production beyond expectations so he tried it again this year. The name of the title is Young & Glamorous: Special Edition
, this time Chris trying to apply his vision to a relatively unknown cast with mixed effect. As so many fans appreciate younger ladies, the appeal here is for their tastes more than those of us that prefer established babes, but there is no doubt in my mind that if you liked the former title mentioned, you will enjoy this one too, even though the unpolished nature of the cast was certainly a different breed of fuck flick. The movie itself was just short of four hours (not the "over 5 hours" advertised on the front cover, this obviously including the lengthy BTS footage) but there was more than enough glamour fuck for the buck to satiate any of those that are into the wannabe Andrew Blake attempts that so much of this one appeared to be that it merited a rating of at least Recommended from me. In short, Young & Glamorous: Special Edition
might not be your favorite type of porn if you're reading this but it did show talented Chris Streams trying to offer up something different in a world of generic gonzo, a fact that should impress upon many of you the need for evolving to look for other ways of showcasing the ladies. In all them, while not my preferred method of shooting, it struck me as an even more glamorized look than the way Robby D. shoots the "Celeste" flicks at another company so you just might appreciate it more than I did if you give it a look.
X-Play is the leading source of sitcums worth mentioning, each project elevating the bar ever higher to frustrate the hordes of copycats seeking to cash in on the genre but unwilling to put in the effort to "do it right". Their latest release is a long awaited interracial title calledNot The Cosbys XXX Blu-ray
, arguably the highest profile work they've done, finishing just in time for the Bill Cosby show's 25th Anniversary. The original show garnered all sorts of awards and helped introduce black people to a mainstream audience without the need for silly stereotypes, showing an upper class family consisting of a doctor, his lawyer wife, and a bunch of screwball
kids that drive them crazy. Unlike most sitcums though, the key to making this one work was not just the excellent casting, a solid script, or the myriad of technical issues to be solved, but the lead role which is now played by comedian Thomas Ward. To say he "nailed it" would be an understatement but as the key player in the cast, he helped make the rest of it work on many levels. The movie works well as an episode where Denise (Misty Stone) wants to lose her virginity but wants it to be special, the rest of the cast getting in on the fun as well. It once again hit the high mark as the best sitcum (situation porn parody) to date, elevating the standard for the rest of the pack yet again. One might argue that the casting relied too heavily on Thomas "Cliff" Ward as the lead but Tee Reel and Tyler Knight were also exceptional in their roles, Misty a pure delight in and out of the bedroom, and the others managing to hold their own as well. Technically, this was the most polished production by the team to date, the writing suiting me as a solid homage to the original series rather than an exploitive goof as porn is usually known for, the movie earning a rating of Highly Recommended from me, dropping a grade due to the loss of some extras while the price was obviously increased. The levels of interracial fuck for the buck, the acting, and the entertainment value taken as a whole was so solid that it reminds me of what porn could be rather than just unrelated scenes of gonzo sex, no wonder why the production team is hailed as the saviors of modern porn (in a time when so many are unable to pay their bills).
Vince Vouyer has long been one of the best directors of gonzo material, his recent works for
Vince Vouyer Unleashed showing some of the young pups that he still has what it takes to showcase nasty, slutty women in all their respective glory. His latest title in this lineup is the interracial Black Listed
, starring an assortment of sexy young newcomers as well as one of the reigning queens of gonzo, Shyla Stylez. The five scenes all had something to appreciate and followed a strict formula to include some heated tease, the ladies taking on men like Sean Michaels and Lexington Steele to prove they were not dilettantes when it comes to getting boned like they were owned. It had a few scenes that stood out for me with Shyla Stylez, Mandy Sweet, and Missy Woods leading the pack to score a rating of Recommended. The picture quality was not the best but the sexual energy was decent enough even on the weaker scenes, the premise of "black listing" ladies for working with men of color as lame in practice as it was taking up space in the movie. In short, Black Listed
was an interesting set of scenes showing how a handful of attractive young ladies handled men with big peckers, their limits pushed to the edge in a fashion Vince is known for, the ending result including some solid replay value and strokability so check it out.
Matti Klatt has been a director/production assistant at Hustler Video for some time now even if no one seems to know much about him. Having seen enough of his work to consider him "porn friendly", I wondered what he would bring to the table when he took over the "Barely Legal" series from Erica McLean after Barely Legal #94. Well, I missed out on his debut effort but was
surprised to find Barely Legal #96 as a change of pace, albeit with some rough edges, so I selected Barely Legal #97
in both the standard and high definition editions to see if maybe he had upgraded the series any since he took over. When I look back at the series as a whole, I've found that many volumes suffered from using ladies well past their teen and hardly qualifying as "barely legal" but the hope always remains that a performer will break free of the mold and show some extra enthusiasm or spark meriting additional attention. This time, the company seemed as though it was trying to upgrade the series before the 100th edition, Matti providing a pretty decent, if truncated set of scenes. It was not the best work I've seen from the guy but it was a definite step up for the series as he tried to provide a more varied experience with the ladies, altering the usual formula a bit to leave off the spoken introductions that no one believes. The levels of heat, chemistry, strokability, and replay value were a notch higher than usual too, meriting a rating of barely Recommended for me to reward the efforts with. In short, Barely Legal #97 (SD & Blu-ray)
was more fun for me to appreciate than Barely Legal #94 had been, the high definition Blu-ray version adding something to the mix that was hard to define but welcome all the same. I look forward to seeing if the director can keep his momentum going with additional volumes in the series or if some more changes are made to liven it up even more.
latest release is Friends A XXX Parody
in the form of a 2-disc collector's edition, the spoof of the once popular sitcom already gaining some positive press at this writing. The show it was based on revolved around a group of six friends always bemoaning their fate, sitting around a coffee shop for hours on end each day as life threw them various curves to deal with. While I
liked the show on occasion, I admit to seeing a handful of episodes towards the latter half of its ten year run, the show having long run out of steam before the plug was pulled back in 2004. This time, the sitcum version took a handful of bits from the original show, pornified them, and then let the admittedly decent look alike cast have some fun. Yes, there were scores of missed opportunities and it was so random at times that I felt the project might have been written on a matchbook over drinks one day with Stormy Daniels but even with only a couple of the cast showing the acting chops needed to pull this one off successfully, it was a fun tribute to the show. It had a lot going for it in terms of sets, the cast resembling pornified versions of the mainstream characters, and a few of the cast like Rocco Reed and Anthony Rosano showing they were well suited to the niche. The sex was on the generic side and there could have been a more coherent storyline to follow but this was often a problem with the mainstream show too, the director apparently mimicking aspects that probably could have been polished up more but still earning a rating of Recommended. In short, Friends A XXX Parody
might not be the best sitcum of the year but it further cements Director Lee Roy Myers as a player in the field, perhaps his budgets getting increased to compete with the big boys of the genre in the future. In terms of strokability and replay value, there was plenty to appreciate and the entertainment value of the story, even with the choppy laugh track added in, was definitely there to provide fans of the original show the kind of experience they may have been hoping for.
Tom Byron is the owner of Tom Byron Pictures, the guy settled into his own niche of working with a variety of appealing ladies for fans to appreciate. While most of his work is a bit vanilla, Tom also delves into the dark side from time to time with niche products such as Ass Eaters Unanimous 19: Sasha Eats Ass!
. The series is dedicated to the select group of female performers that like the taste of a man's ass, specifically Tom's ass, and will lick him clean for
extended periods of time while jerking him off, now changed to include some bouts of boning (vaginal, anal, or both), or are otherwise orally inclined to service him. The phrase "tossing the salad" or "playing the rusty trombone" are typically used to describe this kind of thing, the important thing for the performers to remember is that they get squeaky clean before engaging in such medically risky behavior. Aficionados of ass will already be aware of the series, this volume changing the usual dynamic a bit by using just one lady per scene instead of the more traditional two, Tom getting his licks in just as much as the ladies in the five scenes but also getting to nail them. This time, Tom worked with Rebeca Linares, Kaci Starr, Sasha Grey, Aurora Snow, and Chastity Lynn, all the ladies appearing to be happy slurping up on some Tom butt if you catch my drift. It was another in the gonzo series that fans of salad tossing should place on their "must have" list even though the rest of the action was at times a bit too formulaic to rate as higher than Recommended. The strokability and replay value will therefore vary considerably depending on just how much you enjoy watching a stream of ladies going down on Tom's ass, the show a solid representation of this act more than anything else. In short, Ass Eaters Unanimous 19: Sasha Eats Ass!
should appeal to those of you wanting a slight diversion on the wild side, the gonzo fare it offered in addition to females rimming guys worthy too.
B. Skow is the director steering Vivid Entertainment into the future; his value to the company as a director that likes women and enjoys showcasing their sexual activities a huge advance for the company. As his stature grows among consumers as the kind of guy that is known for
providing the most fuck for the buck that is "all killer and no filler", his showcase efforts have resulted in expanded attention by critics such as myself. His latest release is Raylene's Dirty Work
, starring the comeback of popular ex-contract gal Raylene. The last I saw of her was at a local club in Houston, her feature dancing giving way to her becoming a real estate magnate in California, the collapse of that market presumably assisting her return to show us what she looks like eight years later. As one of the long time fans of the lady, I have to admit that she looks better than ever, be it Skow's skill with a camera or the hard work she has put into keeping shapely, I can't say for sure. This time, Raylene stars in three full scenes in the movie and even provides a brand new scene in the extras section made just for this DVD, a welcome change for the company to provide related material and cater to Raylene's fans. It was one of the better comeback showcases I have seen, the director capturing the best parts of Raylene in the four scenes included in the DVD package. While there were some unpolished aspects to the show and most fans of hers will wonder why she wasn't in each scene, this title easily earned a rating of Recommended from me for the masses, upgraded to a "must have" if you adore Raylene. This was better than almost all of her works from the good old days put together, Skow's touch evident and the longer scenes allowing the gals more time to impress than they were given back in during the height of Raylene's popularity. If nothing else, the show serves as a great means to compare the older style of Vivid with their newfound sensibilities, the amount of fuck for the buck strokability, replay value, and female cast selection competing with anything else she has coming out with other companies.
Tom Byron and his company, Tom Byron Pictures, have long been catering to niche markets in porn, following the trends to stay afloat in this turbulent economy. As such, Tom offers up a
variety of series that I have found to my liking, the latest of which is Masturbation Nation 3
. Having seen a number of Tom's latest movies, it struck me that these solo scenes were shot at the same time as the full scenes used in other productions by the director, at least the clothing changed to show the footage was unique to this masturbation movie. As expected, neither Tom, nor any other males participates in the action here, the 17 ladies (Michaels, Lexi Belle, Missy Stone, Ava Rose, Amber Rayne, Chelsie Rae, Harmony, Miss Lady, Rachel Roxxx, Austin Taylor, Leenuh Rae, Olga Cabaeva, Poppy Morgan, Sara Jay, Lisa Sparxxx, Sunny Lane, and Sasha Grey) all masturbating with their fingers or toys in a semi-believable manner. It had a nicely selected cast of cuties with solid production values and most of what it advertised so I rated it as Recommended. I know many fans prefer seeing the ladies working with mopes, stunt cocks, and the usual pack of male talent so willing to provide their genetic juice plastered all over the faces of the women but movies like this are a treat in terms of letting the women have some fun without interruption. In short, Masturbation Nation 3
was nothing far off the heavily beaten track but it did provide some appealing solo fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value to merit a decent rating, so fans of ladies engaging in solo work might want to check it out.
Danny "Pat Myne" Case is one of those directors in porn that truly likes women, his adoration helping to elicit some of their best performances at times. His technical skills with a camera might not equal those of Mike Quasar or Robby D. but there is no doubt fans enjoy his works at
least as much as his casts enjoy being in them, the resulting titles worthwhile no matter which alias he uses. His latest movie making it my way is calledBig Butt Oil Orgy
for Third Degree Films, the surprising aspect of the movie being that it essentially contains a single scene after some minimal tease footage by most of the wonderfully curvy babes such as Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, Kagney Linn Karter, Lisa Ann, Angelina Ash, and Sophie Dee, Ava Rose being the sole holdout on doing the oiled up dance. Once this first half hour was finished, the gals enjoyed one big orgy, warming up with a wealth of Evolved Novelties toys before the men took over. It was a simple concept and something a number of you have asked for, a nice variety of medium shots mixed in with the usual close ups, was included here to make it even better. It was not overly ambitious but had a star studded cast of babes with beautiful butts to appreciate, the oil aspects of the show working really well for me despite a relatively modest package of extras and modest amounts of fuck for the buck. I would have preferred a couple of shorter scenes shot with more cameras but there was no mistaking the inherent value of the production so I rated it as Recommended. In short, Big Butt Oil Orgy
was a fine showcase of Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, Kagney Linn Karter, Lisa Ann, Angelina Ash, Sophie Dee, and Ava Rose where all of them were slick and hot thanks to the copious amounts of baby oil applied, the end result one that should inspire a lot of population pudding launched by your own hands if my guess is correct.
Jerome Tanner has been making movies for years, incorporating a sense of comic timing in more than a few of them that puts many of his peers to shame. That's one of the reasons why I think he was selected to direct the wildly popular Who's Nailin' Paylin last year, helping get Hustler Video on the fast track for their resulting wave of porn parodies and sitcums. His latest release is a bit different though, a parody called Everybody Loves Lucy
, taking one of the first
big television hits, the "I Love Lucy" show from the early 1950's, and adding in the sexually explicit material needed to pornify the show. With so many of the second and third tier sitcums providing watered down sex with budgets just big enough to cause critics like me to wince, it seems the company also decided to upgrade the action a few notches by casting Audrey Hollander, a well known extreme queen, as Lucy and her real life partner Otto Bauer, also known for his hardcore antics, as Ricky; both seemingly curious choices at first glance. Once I started watching the movie though, Audrey seemed the perfect pick for the role and Otto, despite his Cuban accent sounding like it came straight from Italy, again showed his acting chops, the supporting roles by Chennin Blanc as Ethel and Frank Bukkwyd as Fred, never really getting much of a chance to shine here. If nothing else though, I found the sex to be the hardest of any porn parody to date, Audrey doing DP's and DPP's like no other gal has been able, and the show definitely made in response to criticisms of watered down sex pulling down such sitcums. The sex was heated, strokable, and offered some solid replay while the plotted portions were amusing in most cases, the double disc set in SD and single Blu-ray disc release both earning a healthy Recommended as a result. As a critic and reviewer, I appreciated all the little touches that went into the movie, a little more time and resources spent on polishing it up would have easily helped upgrade this one to the next level.
Van Styles is something of an enigma at Vouyer Media these days, his directorial efforts maintaining the usual gonzo straightforwardness of his peers but also branching out to provide
a slightly different look at times, not quite as artistic as those Robby D. as "Celeste" movies I sometimes rail about but not just a nuts & bolts look at, well...nuts and bolt-ons. His latest release is a movie called Who's That Girl #9
, the series long appreciated for the number of newcomer gonzo gals starting their careers in them. This time saw only a single gal with any mileage on her porn resume and Van was distinctly in evidence throughout the production on all levels short of performing. None of the women looked like they were destined for porn greatness but all of them were quite capable of milking a nut in the sluttiest of ways so fans should be happy at the results of the genetic juice withdrawal system in place. It Van Styles is something of an enigma at Vouyer Media these days, his directorial efforts maintaining the usual gonzo straightforwardness of his peers but also branching out to provide a slightly different look at times, not quite as artistic as those Robby D. as "Celeste" movies I sometimes rail about but not just a nuts & bolts look at, well...nuts and bolt-ons. His latest release is a movie called Who's That Girl #9
, the series long appreciated for the number of newcomer gonzo gals starting their careers in them. This time saw only a single gal with any mileage on her porn resume and Van was distinctly in evidence throughout the production on all levels short of performing. None of the women looked like they were destined for porn greatness but all of them were quite capable of milking a nut in the sluttiest of ways so fans should be happy at the results of the genetic juice withdrawal system in place.
Jazz Duro is one of those directors that never seems overly concerned with technical values,
preferring instead to look for the kind of sparks and passion so many of the purists in his field overlook. Of his works for Evil Angel, I have found virtually all of them strokable and full of reply value, the plethora of pussy and ass the man provides such that they serve as a form of sexual mental floss. It has been far too long since I saw one of his flicks though so I was more than happy to review Jazz Duro's Cheek Freaks 7
when it came in yesterday, the emphasis on ladies with healthy sized asses a given for me having seen so many of the previous volumes in the past. This time, Jazz offered up a bit of diversity too, taking on two ladies for himself, shooting a lengthy solo scene starring Monica Santhiago, and even providing a spotlight on a real life porn couple consisting of Devon Lee and Marcus London. It had all the trimmings of a winner in my book, the chemistry and energy displayed by the cast combined with the levels of strokability and replay value to merit a rating of Recommended. In short, Jazz Duro's Cheek Freaks 7
was the kind of rough edged movie that took some sexy women with all the attendant curves and showcased them better than more mainstream porn could ever do, making it well worth your while to look into getting a copy for yourself.
Icey Mike is one of the in-house directors at Reality Kings, rarely credited directly for his work but important in the grander scheme of things nonetheless. His latest title making it my way is Captain Stabbin' 2
a set of web-to-DVD scenes shot a few years back for release on this "all
anal" set of six scenes. By now, most people have probably seen just about everything under the sun so I wondered what the hook was here. Essentially, the draw was the premise that a variety of young ladies would jump on a small boat with their newly met companions, most of them engaging in sex with a relatively average male but also the hairy, aging captain himself too. If that helps fuel the fires of viewers well past their prime, so be it, but I caution all of you to refrain from buying a boat as a means to land pussy given the many challenges of ownership. The back cover described the title like this: "Ahoy there, landlubbers! You're about to witness the adventures of the Captain and his crew on the high seas! We recruit some young sweet things and bring 'em aboard our vessel, but before you know it they've got sailor meat in all of their portholes and gagging on the cock of the cockswain! Once our sails are raised those tails get blazed! Prepare to see these ladies take it in their fore and rear hatches while me and the crew lower the boom on 'em. All hands on dick!" It wasn't my favorite series from the company for a few reasons, including the way the ladies were ditched and the whole idea of the aging geezer captain getting in on the sex, but it was still worthy of a rating of Recommended thanks to the amount of strokability and replay value. Perhaps when I'm really old I'll appreciate the whole "old guy getting some" routine better but it wasn't a bad show either way. In short, Captain Stabbin' 2
displayed the misadventures of a small crew of guys using a boat to nail broads, every scene including anal for those that care.
Romulus is the directorial name of a guy making various series of specialty movies, some of which are distributed by Evil Angel in the "Asses of Face Destruction" series. While there are no blowjobs or penetrative sex in this line, there is a wealth of scenes where women dominate men with lengthy bouts of face sitting, verbal degradation, and BDSM-lite for those that are
into that as a change of pace. The scenes vary greatly in terms of quality of technical prowess but most of them show a degree or two of heat if that kind of thing floats your respective boat. The latest volume in the series is Roman Video's Asses of Face Destruction 6
, a collection of five scenes presumably taken from their video archives, a selection of long since retired ladies like Nikki Loren (who I last saw hawking some enhancement crud at an AEE convention a few years back where she was nice enough to flirt with me almost as much as the pretty boy gay guys in the booth beside her) as well as current performers like Flower Tucci and Phoenix Marie. There really isn't a lot to describe by the scenes below but again, if you like Femdom products, you could do far worse. It will not be for everyone and my rating is mainly for those curious or already familiar with his previous works (some of which have been reviewed here) but it struck me that even with the multitude of technical issues and unpolished action of limited variety, the show merited a rating of Recommended for the Femdom crowd. I thought the ladies were among the best selection the director has offered to date and this elevated the inspirational aspects of the stroke fodder, though an upgrade in the camera work and lighting would be greatly appreciated in the future. In short, Roman Video's Asses of Face Destruction 6
worked the niche just as expected and while there were no surprises, the performances showed the ladies providing something they usually aren't known for fairly well.
Apache Warrior found some titles to appreciate too such as Spin the Bottle
: a feature presentation from Wicked Pictures. Brad Armstrong directs this nice movie. It is based on the popular childhood game. The participats sit in a circle with a bottle set in the middle. A person spins it and whoever the neck of the bottle points to, then the spinner has to kiss that person. Wicked's take of this game, of course. goes much further than an innocent kiss. This movie is very entertaining. Kirsten Price, Alektra Blue Jenna Haze, and Mikey Butders are winners. The screenwriting is also well-done. The threesome scene is very funny. Furthermore, the banter among the friends are also very enjoyable to watch; I Was a Teenage MILF
: a feature presentation from Vivid Entertainment. It is directed by the multi-talented and award-winning Paul Thomas. This movie stars Savanna Samson as a Milf (Mother I'd Like to Fuck). The
confident blond bombshell attracts the attention of men naturally. She is the roommate of Hannah West. Miss West is completely the opposite of Savanna. The young lady is awkward with men. She has difficulty in keeping their attention. Despite only having four sex scenes, they are all threesomes and well done. Two of the four episodes have anal action in them. Furthermore, in each scene, the chemistry between the two women are hot. Paul Thomas deserves much credit for only having Hannah West be in only one sex scene. This element allows her desire and desperation in wanting to be a teenage milf to build as the movie rolls along; Road Queen Part 10
is the tenth installment in the very popular and successful Road Queen series. It stars Deauxma who is one of the most heralded actresses in the history of Girlfriends Films. She plays a stripper who travels across the desert Southwest in her custom, purple Ford automobile. Much praise must be given to the person who pairs up the actresses in the Girlfriends Films office. The Rayvness-India Summer duo has genuine chemistry that is filled with sensuality throughout their scene; Educating Alli
is from the studio Wicked Pictures. It is directed by the talented and well-respected Brad Armstrong. This is Alektra Blue's real extended acting role. I could not tell any difference. She is quite good. Wicked Pictures should give her more opportunities especially since she is quite a fan favorite and has shown her worth to the studio. Educating Alli
is about Alli or Alison (Alektra Blue) as Randy Spears' character Stuart likes to call her. Educating Alli
is a sexual and mental roller coaster experience; Almost Perfect
is from the studio Wicked Pictures. It is directed by Michael Raven. This movie is about a couple who has lost it's spark. Popular Wicked Pictures contract star Kaylani Lei and Chris Cannon play that couple who have been together for four years. Both of them have taken their work and exercise ethic very seriously in order to build a good nest egg and healthy bodies. Unfortunately, this rigid and routine lifestyle has made Kaylani miss the fun days of their courtship. It takes her friend played by the beautiful August to make her realize that her man needs to loosen up. The supporting cast and screenplay are solid. The movie flows well and it keeps the viewer's attention in wanting to know how the main couple's relationship is going to end up; and Fame
is from the studio Wicked Pictures. It is directed by Francois Clousot. This movie is about Josie (Kaylani Lei) who is making her dream come true as a singer. However, her new found success is affecting her marriage to Ted (Brad Armstrong) in a negative way. Popular Wicked Pictures contract star Kaylani Lei and Brad Armstrong play the troubled couple. With the stress of a long-distance relationship and temptation from others, the outcome of the couple's marriage becomes a very addictive vehicle that hooks the viewer's attention throughout the movie. Kaylani's and Brad's portrayal of a loving couple really comes through the screen.
Rob Randell returned to us to provide a trio of titles such as Rack It Up #2: Diabolic's second installment in their gonzo busty series. In this volume 7 big breasted ladies get naked and have some wild sex. The scenes do not feature very much in the tease department and tend to just jump into the action. I was disappointed with this aspect. Still there are plenty of big boobs to watch while the gals get into the action. Overall it is a pretty good release and those who prefer to skip the fluff and jump into the action will enjoy this release. I was happy with this DVD, but also disappointed that there weren't breast focused teases at the beginning of each scene. I reviewed volume #1 and thought it was pretty good. This time around the cast was more to my liking. Audrey Bitoni is always a lot of fun to watch in action and she did not disappoint. Trina Michaels also delivered a great scene. Jayden Jaymes and Phoenix Marie are 2 gals I haven't seen before, but they were very hot together. Overall this DVD is checking out; I'm A Big Girl Now #9: Diabolic's latest installment in the series. The series features young fresh faces to the porn game who participate in some hardcore action. This volume has 5 very cute babes who do nothing but impress during their sex scenes. If you like girls with a fresh young look and steamy Diabolic gonzo action, then you will want to purchase this DVD. The girls were all very attractive and their sex scenes were flaming hot. The first scene with Alicia Tease was my favorite. This young gal was very impressive. She opened the scene with a hot tease and continued with some great sex. The remaining scenes continued to have a similar tempo, hot! This DVD has a lot of replay value and keeps true to Diabolic's level of quality gonzo porn. I was very happy with it and think it is worth picking up if you enjoy young hotties and gonzo style action; and Hearts & Minds II: a feature film from New Sensations about a group of soldiers who are sent to investigate a downed helicopter. When they arrive, they only find a destroyed helicopter. Their command tells them to stay at the location until the next day. While they wait, they are attacked by bad guys. During their long wait, each team member thinks about their loved ones at home, which turns into sex scenes. is an enjoyable feature with an all around good cast. The movie will appeal to individuals and couples who enjoy clean and straightforward action. The sex is not hardcore or extreme. The scenes are exciting with a great presentation of the cast. For example cover girl Ashlynn Brooke is amazing. She looks absolutely great in high-def and even better paired up with Tommy Gunn. As for the story, it is not epic but it still offers something that is easy to get into and isn't too over the top or unrealistic. It touches on a serious issue that our brave men and women in the services face... missing their loved ones while they are in combat.
Dr Jay then offered up some hot babes in a variety of titles such as Toxic Angels: an extremely classy, six-scene, all-girl fuck fest produced in France by Marc Dorcel. This is the first movie I've of Marc's that I've had the opportunity to review and I'm impressed. In particular, I have often written that I generally don't care much for Euro-chicks because they're not as passionate as good-old USA porn chicks. Toxic Angels has gone a long way toward changing my mind because the girls are drop dead gorgeous and they really know how to fuck each other to heaven, too; Sun Goddess Malibu: the first release from superstar Teagan Presley's new studio, skinworXXX. It's obvious that she learned a great deal about making a lush and luxuriant visual poem from her previous employer, Digital Playground, because the lavish sea-side location, flattering videography, and gorgeous girls are quite reminiscent of the award-winning Island Fever series. All About Ashlynn Volume 2; a five-scene all-sex (wall-to-wall) and all girl release in which scrumptious, ravenous, busty, and blond Ashlynn Brooke is featured in all five scenes. Ashylnn, who works as a nurse during the day, moonlights as a fashion photographer by night. She's rich enough to have a full-time live-in maid, be able to maintain a membership in an exclusive gym, and pay for in-depth sexual counseling! Even better, she fucks any and every girl she can find--no matter where she finds her! Ashlynn's "conquests" include Asians Gianna Lynn and Kina Kai, magnificent MILF Devon Lee, cute and adorable Faye Reagan, exotic and busty Angelina Valentine, and new Digital Sin contract girl Sadie West. Nurses is the latest in acclaimed director Robby D's "fantasy girls" movies that began with Babysitters and also includes Cheerleaders. Even though there's a lot to like about Robby's previous single-word-named movies, I think that Nurses is the best of the trilogy. I sure hope that Robby's next fantasy adventure is as hot as this one! Bad Girls is a five-scene all-sex movie in which the unifying theme is, as you might expect, "bad girl" sex. Four of the scenes feature mild bondage and/or blindfolded sex. Interestingly, girls and guys spend some time blindfolded or restrained. That's kind of unique, in my experience. Bottom line? Bad Girls is a good solid movie with a kinky theme and non-threatening all-vaginal sex that won't alienate your partner. It's a good couples flick and four of the five scenes are definite winners. Bounce is a five-scene look at ten absolutely outstanding all-natural queen sized breasts and the horny girls who own them. There is a boy/girl/girl threesome in which bouncy blond Vivid girl Hanna Hilton pairs up with delectable Whitney Stevens to pleasure each other and Voodoo. Of particular note is a very unique scene that begins as girl/girl, morphs into boy/girl/girl for hot foreplay and dildo fun, and then morphs again into a one-on-one boy/girl fellatio scene. There are also three conventional boy/girl scenes.